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1. Why did the turkey refuse to shop on Black Friday? Because it didn’t want to get stuffed into a shopping bag!
2. What do you call a turkey on Black Friday? A bargain hunter!
3. Why was the smartphone always broke after Black Friday? Because it couldn’t resist those killer deals!
4. Why was the math book sad on Black Friday? Because it knew it couldn’t compete with those “50% off” signs!
5. Why did the scarecrow go to the mall on Black Friday? To stock up on discounted straw hats!
6. What did the blanket say to the shopper on Black Friday? “Let’s get cozy and catch some deals!”
7. Why was the Black Friday shopper always out of breath? Because they were running from one discount to another!
8. Why did the computer go on strike on Black Friday? Because it was tired of all the clicks!
9. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite dance move? The discount shuffle!
10. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a ladder to the store? To climb those high discounts!
11. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Black Friday? “Stick with me, we’ll get through this sale together!”
12. Why did the clock refuse to tick on Black Friday? Because time flies when you’re shopping for bargains!
13. Why did the bicycle go to the Black Friday sale? Because it wanted to wheel in some amazing deals!
14. What did the coffee mug say to the Black Friday shopper? “Let’s espresso our love for discounts!”
15. Why did the calendar get excited for Black Friday? Because it knew it was finally its time to shine!
16. What do you call a Black Friday shopping spree in a haunted house? A sale-oween!
17. Why did the tree go shopping on Black Friday? Because it wanted to branch out and find some great deals!
18. What do you call a Black Friday shopper with a sense of humor? A laughable bargain hunter!
19. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a spoon to the sale? Because they heard the deals were spoon-worthy!
20. What did the shoes say to the socks on Black Friday? “Let’s step up our game and snag some discounts!”

1. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a ladder to the store? To climb up to those sky-high discounts!
2. What did the hat say to the scarf on Black Friday? “Let’s bundle up and brave the crowds!”
3. Why was the calculator sad on Black Friday? Because it couldn’t count all the amazing deals fast enough!
4. What do you call a Black Friday sale at the zoo? A wild discount safari!
5. Why did the cookie go to the Black Friday sale? Because it wanted to crumble under the pressure of irresistible deals!
6. What did the light bulb say to the shopper on Black Friday? “Let’s brighten up our day with some fantastic savings!”
7. Why did the couch go to the Black Friday sale? Because it wanted to sofa-king good deal!
8. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite sport? Discount diving!
9. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a map to the store? Because they heard there were treasure chests filled with discounts!
10. What did the snowman say to the Black Friday shopper? “Chill out and enjoy the frosty savings!”
11. Why did the pencil go to the Black Friday sale? Because it wanted to draw some attention to the incredible deals!
12. What do you call a Black Friday sale on a sunny day? A bright idea!
13. Why did the pillow go to the Black Friday sale? Because it wanted to rest easy knowing it got the best deals!
14. What did the microwave say to the Black Friday shopper? “Let’s heat up the savings and cook up some deals!”
15. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a snorkel to the store? Because they heard the deals were so deep!
16. What do you call a Black Friday sale on a pirate ship? A plunderful opportunity!
17. Why did the umbrella go to the Black Friday sale? Because it wanted to stay dry while making a splash with savings!
18. What did the garden gnome say to the Black Friday shopper? “Let’s gnome around and find some amazing deals!”
19. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a magnifying glass to the store? Because they wanted to see those tiny price tags up close!
20. What do you call a Black Friday sale in outer space? A stellar deal!

1. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a sword to the store? To slash those prices!
2. What do you call a group of shoppers fighting over the last TV on Black Friday? The hunger games of savings!
3. Why did the grape refuse to go shopping on Black Friday? Because it didn’t want to deal with the wine-ing crowds!
4. What do you call a Black Friday sale in a haunted house? A ghostly good deal!
5. Why was the Black Friday shopper so good at basketball? Because they always knew how to score big!
6. What do you call a Black Friday sale at the zoo? A wild bargain hunt!
7. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a parachute to the store? Because they wanted to free-fall into savings!
8. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite game? Discount bingo!
9. Why did the mirror go shopping on Black Friday? Because it wanted to reflect on the best deals!
10. What do you call a Black Friday sale in a library? A bookworm’s dream discount!
11. Why was the computer so tired on Black Friday? Because it had too many windows shopping for deals!
12. What do you call a Black Friday sale at the beach? Sandy savings!
13. Why did the pencil go to the Black Friday sale? Because it wanted to draw attention to the incredible discounts!
14. What do you call a Black Friday sale in the desert? A mirage of savings!
15. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a net to the store? Because they wanted to catch all the amazing deals!
16. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite accessory? A discount decoder ring!
17. Why was the light bulb so excited for Black Friday? Because it knew it could shine bright with savings!
18. What do you call a Black Friday sale at the circus? A clown fiesta of discounts!
19. Why did the clock go to the Black Friday sale? Because it heard there were second-hand bargains!
20. What do you call a Black Friday sale in the future? Tomorrow’s treasures!

1. Why did the calendar get depressed on Black Friday? It was feeling overwhelmed by all the dates!
2. What do you call a Black Friday sale on a windy day? A blowout sale!
3. Why did the skeleton go to the Black Friday sale? It wanted to get some body discounts!
4. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite dessert? Priceless pie!
5. Why did the car go to the Black Friday sale? It wanted to drive home some great deals!
6. What do you call a Black Friday sale at the farm? A barn burner!
7. Why did the tree go shopping on Black Friday? It wanted to branch out and find some deals!
8. What do you call a Black Friday sale in a snowstorm? A flurry of savings!
9. Why did the potato go to the Black Friday sale? It wanted to mash out some amazing discounts!
10. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite movie genre? Priceless flicks!
11. Why did the candle go to the Black Friday sale? It wanted to light up the savings!
12. What do you call a Black Friday sale on a rainy day? A downpour of discounts!
13. Why did the soccer ball go to the Black Friday sale? It wanted to score some incredible deals!
14. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite song? The Bargain Hunters’ Anthem!
15. Why did the balloon go to the Black Friday sale? It wanted to inflate its savings!
16. What do you call a Black Friday sale at the beach? A tide of discounts!
17. Why did the apple go to the Black Friday sale? It wanted to pick out some juicy savings!
18. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite dance move? The discount shuffle!
19. Why did the cat go to the Black Friday sale? It wanted to pounce on purr-fect deals!
20. What do you call a Black Friday sale at the park? A picnic of savings!

1. Why don’t skeletons go Black Friday shopping? Because they don’t have the guts!
2. Why did the Black Friday shopper cross the road? To get to the other clearance sale!
3. What do you call a ghost that loves Black Friday? A bargain haunting!
4. Why was the Black Friday shopper so good at basketball? Because they always got a great deal on hoops!
5. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a ladder? To climb up those high discounts!
6. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a Black Friday shopper? A deal gobbler!
7. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a map? To navigate through the maze of discounts!
8. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite dessert? Price pie!
9. Why don’t aliens invade on Black Friday? Because they can’t resist the gravitational pull of the discounts!
10. What do Black Friday shoppers eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes – they’re grrreat deals!
11. Why did the Black Friday shopper take a flashlight? To shine a light on those unbeatable savings!
12. What do Black Friday shoppers do when they can’t decide between two deals? They flip a coin and call it a discount duel!
13. Why don’t Black Friday shoppers play hide and seek? Because good deals are always out in the open!
14. What do Black Friday shoppers use to stay in touch? Discounted cell phones!
15. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a fishing rod? To reel in those amazing deals!
16. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite movie? “Saving Private Discounts”!
17. Why did the Black Friday shopper go to the pet store? To find purr-fect deals!
18. What do Black Friday shoppers do for exercise? They lift weights – with all those shopping bags!
19. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a magnifying glass? To spot those tiny prices and huge savings!
20. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite game? Monopoly – because they love buying properties at a discount!

1. Why was the turkey so good at Black Friday shopping? Because it had the best wing-span for reaching those deals!
2. What’s a turkey’s favorite Black Friday treat? Drumsticks on sale!
3. Why did the cranberry sauce go to the Black Friday sale? Because it wanted to find the berry best deals!
4. Why did the pumpkin pie refuse to go Black Friday shopping? Because it was afraid of getting sliced prices!
5. What did the Thanksgiving leftovers say about Black Friday? “We’re stuffed, but we’ll make room for savings!”
6. Why did the mashed potatoes go to the Black Friday sale? To get mashed discounts!
7. What do you call a Thanksgiving dinner that’s also a Black Friday shopper? A bargain feast!
8. Why did the stuffing refuse to go to the Black Friday sale? Because it didn’t want to be stuffed with deals!
9. Why was the turkey so excited for Black Friday? Because it wanted to gobble up all the savings!
10. What did the gravy say about Black Friday? “It’s the perfect time to pour on the discounts!”
11. Why did the cranberry sauce hide from Black Friday shoppers? Because it didn’t want to be sauced with savings!
12. Why did the pumpkin pie refuse to be served on Black Friday? Because it wanted to save room for dessert deals!
13. What did the Thanksgiving leftovers say about Black Friday? “We’re thankful for the discounts!”
14. Why did the sweet potatoes go to the Black Friday sale? Because they wanted to yam up the savings!
15. What do you call a Thanksgiving feast that’s also a Black Friday shopper? A turkey bargain!
16. Why did the mashed potatoes refuse to go to the Black Friday sale? Because they didn’t want to be mashed with discounts!
17. What did the cranberry sauce say about Black Friday? “It’s berry exciting!”
18. Why did the turkey go to the Black Friday sale? Because it wanted to wing it with the savings!
19. What do you call a Thanksgiving meal that’s also a Black Friday shopper? A feast on discounts!
20. Why did the stuffing refuse to go Black Friday shopping? Because it didn’t want to be stuffed with deals!

1. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a pillow? To rest their head after staying up all night for deals!
2. What do you call a group of Black Friday shoppers waiting in line? A queue of bargain hunters!
3. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a compass? To navigate through the sea of discounts!
4. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite song? “I Will Survive the Sales!”
5. Why don’t Black Friday shoppers play hide and seek? Because they’re too busy seeking out discounts!
6. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite exercise? Wallet lifts – they’re lifting those heavy shopping bags!
7. Why was the Black Friday shopper so good at math? Because they could calculate discounts in their sleep!
8. What do Black Friday shoppers use to communicate? Discount codes!
9. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a telescope? To scope out the best deals from afar!
10. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite movie? “The Discount Hunter!”
11. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a magnifying glass? To examine those tiny prices for big savings!
12. What do Black Friday shoppers do when they can’t find parking? They make their own – it’s called curbside discounts!
13. Why don’t Black Friday shoppers like to shop in the afternoon? Because the best deals are always morning specials!
14. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite sport? Extreme couponing!
15. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a map? To map out the route to the best deals!
16. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite accessory? A discount wristwatch – it’s always time for savings!
17. Why was the Black Friday shopper so tired? Because they ran out of energy chasing discounts!
18. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving – it’s the calm before the shopping storm!
19. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a calculator? To add up all the savings!
20. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite beverage? Discounted coffee – it keeps them fueled for shopping!

1. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a ladder? To reach those sky-high discounts!
2. What do you call a group of Black Friday shoppers? A bargain brigade!
3. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a map? To navigate the jungle of deals!
4. Why don’t Black Friday shoppers ever get lost? Because they always follow the scent of savings!
5. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a flashlight? To shine a light on those unbeatable deals!
6. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite dessert? Priceless pie!
7. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a fishing rod? To reel in those amazing discounts!
8. Why don’t Black Friday shoppers ever miss their appointments? Because they’re always on time for the sale!
9. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a magnifying glass? To spot those tiny prices and huge savings!
10. Why was the Black Friday shopper so good at math? Because they could calculate discounts in their sleep!
11. Why don’t Black Friday shoppers ever go hungry? Because they always have a coupon for a discount snack!
12. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a telescope? To scope out the best deals from afar!
13. Why don’t Black Friday shoppers ever get cold? Because they’re always wrapped up in layers of savings!
14. Why was the Black Friday shopper so popular? Because they always had a “deal”ightful personality!
15. Why don’t Black Friday shoppers ever get lost in the crowd? Because they always stand out with their discount attire!
16. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a calculator? To add up all the savings!
17. What’s a Black Friday shopper’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving – it’s the calm before the shopping storm!
18. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a compass? To navigate through the sea of discounts!
19. Why did the Black Friday shopper bring a backpack? To carry away all the bargains!
20. Why was the Black Friday shopper so excited? Because they were ready to shop ’til they dropped – and then shop some more!

1. Why did the bargain hunter break up with Black Friday? Because it was just too “sale-ty” for them.
2. What did the Black Friday shopper say to the store manager? “I’m here for the deals, not to ‘checkout’ your jokes!”
3. Why did the turkey refuse to go shopping on Black Friday? Because it heard there were too many “fowl” deals!
4. Why did the smartphone go on strike during Black Friday? It couldn’t handle all the “screen”-sational deals!
5. How do you know Black Friday is serious about discounts? Because it’s always “on sale”.
6. Why did the football team refuse to play on Black Friday? Because they were afraid of getting tackled by “sale” prices!
7. Why did the scarecrow go shopping on Black Friday? Because it heard there were great “hay”-deals!
8. What did the snowman say to the Black Friday shopper? “Chill out, it’s just a ‘frosty’ sale!”
9. Why did the math book refuse to buy anything on Black Friday? Because it couldn’t find any “algebraic” deals!
10. Why did the musician refuse to shop on Black Friday? Because they were afraid of getting “harmonized” with the crowds!
11. What did the computer say to the Black Friday shopper? “Don’t worry, I’ll ‘byte’ you some good deals!”
12. Why did the baker refuse to go shopping on Black Friday? Because they already had enough “dough” to deal with!
13. Why did the tree go shopping on Black Friday? Because it wanted to branch out and find some great deals!
14. What did the detective say to the Black Friday crowd? “I’m here to solve the case of the missing discounts!”
15. Why did the clock refuse to shop on Black Friday? Because it was “ticking” away its time elsewhere!
16. Why did the chef refuse to go shopping on Black Friday? Because they didn’t want to get caught in a “kitchen nightmare” of deals!
17. What did the ghost say to the Black Friday shopper? “I’m just ‘boo’-ting around for some spooktacular deals!”
18. Why did the bicycle refuse to go shopping on Black Friday? Because it didn’t want to get “peddled” over!
19. What did the astronaut say about Black Friday deals? “They’re out of this world!”
20. Why did the bee refuse to go shopping on Black Friday? Because it didn’t want to get caught up in the “buzz”!

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