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Imagine this: you stroll into a vibrant, neon-lit tavern, the air buzzing with laughter and the clink of glasses. As you settle onto a stool, you can’t help but notice a conspicuous purple presence at the bar. Yes, you guessed it—Barney, the jovial dinosaur himself, holding court with a pint of… well, let’s just say it’s not grape juice. But hold on tight, because tonight, we’re not just tipping back drinks, we’re serving up a platter of jokes fresher than Barney’s favorite fern salad. So, buckle up and get ready for a rib-tickling ride through the land of prehistoric puns and dino-mite humor!

81. Why did Barney bring a pillow to the bar? He wanted to take a dino-nap!
82. What did Barney say when he saw a rainbow? “That’s dino-magical!”
83. Why did Barney become a detective? He had a nose for dino-clues!
84. What’s Barney’s favorite bedtime story? Dino-tales of adventure!
85. Why did Barney become a teacher? He wanted to educate about dino-history!
86. What did Barney say when he found a lost wallet? “Looks like someone dino-dropped this!”
87. Why did Barney bring a camera to the bar? He wanted to capture dino-memories!
88. What’s Barney’s favorite game show? Dino-jeopardy!
89. Why did Barney bring a snorkel to the bar? He heard they had dino-sized drinks!
90. What did Barney say when he got a new pair of shoes? “These are dino-fabulous!”
91. Why did Barney go to the costume party? He wanted to dress up as a dino-superhero!
92. What’s Barney’s favorite type of pasta? Dino-spaghetti!
93. Why did Barney bring a hammer to the bar? He heard they had dino-sized ice cubes!
94. What did Barney say when he won the lottery? “I’m dino-rich!”
95. Why did Barney become a painter? He had a talent for dino-sculpting!
96. What’s Barney’s favorite board game? Dino-opoly!
97. Why did Barney bring a telescope to the bar? He wanted to see the dino-stars!
98. What did Barney say when he lost his keys? “Looks like I’m dino-locked out!”
99. Why did Barney become a musician? He had a knack for dino-beats!
100. What’s Barney’s favorite planet? Dino-saur!

1. Why did Barney bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
2. How does Barney like his drinks? With a side of purple passion!
3. Why did Barney refuse to play cards at the bar? Because he always ended up with a “stuffed” hand!
4. What did Barney say when he walked into the bar? “Looks like it’s time to get ‘purple’ drank!”
5. Why did Barney become a bartender? Because he wanted to serve up some “dino-mite” cocktails!
6. What’s Barney’s favorite dance move at the bar? The “Dino Shuffle”!
7. Why did Barney bring a dinosaur to the bar? He heard they were great at “roaring” up a good time!
8. How does Barney like to pay for his drinks? With “prehistoric” currency!
9. What did Barney say when he was cut off at the bar? “But I’m just getting warmed up!”
10. Why did Barney get kicked out of the bar? He kept insisting on singing “I love you, you love me” during karaoke!
11. What’s Barney’s favorite cocktail? The “Purple Pterodactyl Punch”!
12. Why did Barney start wearing sunglasses at the bar? To hide his “dino-mite” dance moves!
13. What’s Barney’s favorite part of the bar? The “Jurassic Jukebox”!
14. Why did Barney bring a T-Rex to the bar? Because he heard it was a “roaring” good time!
15. How does Barney like his bar snacks? Extra crunchy, just like the Mesozoic era!
16. What did Barney say when he found out the bar was closing? “But I’m not ready to go extinct yet!”
17. Why did Barney challenge everyone to a dance-off at the bar? Because he wanted to show off his “dino-mite” moves!
18. What’s Barney’s favorite game to play at the bar? “Dino Darts”!
19. Why did Barney bring a Brachiosaurus to the bar? Because he heard it was a “high” class establishment!
20. How does Barney like his martinis? Shaken, not stirred, just like the Earth’s crust during the Mesozoic era!

1. Why did Barney refuse to play hide and seek? Because he’s purple – it’s hard to hide when you’re the color of grape juice!
2. What’s Barney’s favorite kind of music? Rock ‘n’ Roll – he’s got the ‘dino-mite’ moves for it!
3. Why did Barney go to school? He wanted to brush up on his ‘dino-saur’ skills!
4. Why did Barney bring a pencil to the party? In case he wanted to ‘draw’ some attention!
5. What did Barney say to the comedian? “You’re dino-mite, but I’m purplicious!”
6. Why did Barney take up gardening? Because he heard it was a ‘dino-mite’ way to grow his own snacks!
7. What’s Barney’s favorite superhero? The Incredible Hulk – they both have a thing for green!
8. Why did Barney wear sunglasses to the beach? Because he didn’t want to be recognized as the ‘dino-star’ he is!
9. Why did Barney become a lifeguard? He heard he could make a splash!
10. What did Barney say when he won the lottery? “I’m going to buy a purple yacht and sail the seven seas!”
11. Why did Barney go to space? He wanted to visit the ‘dino-sphere’!
12. What’s Barney’s favorite TV show? “Game of Bones” – he’s a real ‘dino’ enthusiast!
13. Why did Barney start a band? Because he’s got the ‘dino-beat’!
14. What’s Barney’s favorite snack? Purple popcorn – it’s ‘dino-delicious’!
15. Why did Barney go to the art gallery? He heard they had some ‘dino-mite’ exhibits!
16. What’s Barney’s favorite game? ‘Dino-mite’ Twister!
17. Why did Barney go to the gym? He wanted to ‘dino-size’ his muscles!
18. What did Barney say to the waiter? “I’ll have a steak – purple, of course!”
19. Why did Barney become a detective? He heard there was a case of the missing purple crayon!
20. What’s Barney’s favorite holiday? Dino-ween!

“20 Barneylicious Jokes: Dino-tastic Laughs Await!”

1. Why did Barney become a mathematician? Because he knows how to count on his purple fingers!
2. What did Barney say to the computer? “I’m a byte-sized dinosaur in a gigabyte world!”
3. Why did Barney become a librarian? Because he knows all about ‘prehistoric’ literature!
4. What’s Barney’s favorite subject in school? History – he’s a living fossil!
5. Why did Barney become a chef? Because he knows how to make ‘dino-delicious’ dishes!
6. What did Barney say to the scientist? “I’ve got the DNA for a ‘dino-mite’ discovery!”
7. Why did Barney become a detective? Because he’s got a nose for ‘prehistoric’ mysteries!
8. What did Barney say when he won the chess game? “Checkmate – I’m the king of the ‘dino-saurs’!”
9. Why did Barney become a meteorologist? Because he’s an expert in ‘prehistoric’ weather patterns!
10. What’s Barney’s favorite board game? Tricera-Twister – he always wins with his ‘dino-mite’ moves!
11. Why did Barney become a comedian? Because he knows how to crack a ‘dino-licious’ joke!
12. What did Barney say to the sculptor? “I’m a masterpiece in the making – chisel away!”
13. Why did Barney become a pilot? Because he knows how to navigate the ‘dino-skies’!
14. What did Barney say to the artist? “I’m a canvas waiting to be painted in purple splendor!”
15. Why did Barney become a teacher? Because he knows how to ‘dino-splain’ complicated concepts!
16. What did Barney say to the architect? “Build me a nest fit for a ‘dino-king’!”
17. Why did Barney become an inventor? Because he’s got a knack for ‘dino-technology’!
18. What did Barney say to the tailor? “I’m a fashion icon in the ‘dino-world’ – stitch me up something stylish!”
19. Why did Barney become a psychologist? Because he’s an expert in ‘dino-psyche’!
20. What did Barney say to the astronomer? “I’m a star in the ‘dino-verse’ – chart my constellation!”

1. Why did Barney bring a ladder to the party? He heard the punch was on the roof!
2. What did Barney say when he stubbed his toe? “That’s going to leave a ‘dino-print’!”
3. Why did Barney go to the beach? He wanted to catch some ‘dino-rays’!
4. What did Barney say when he lost his keys? “Looks like I’m locked out of the ‘dino-cave’!”
5. Why did Barney become a gardener? Because he’s great at ‘dino-scaping’!
6. What did Barney say when he saw a spider? “Looks like I’ve got a new ‘dino-pet’!”
7. Why did Barney go to the doctor? He had a case of ‘dino-sore’ throat!
8. What did Barney say when he couldn’t find his favorite shirt? “Looks like it’s time to go ‘dino-shopping’!”
9. Why did Barney bring a map to the party? He heard it was ‘dino-mite’!
10. What did Barney say when he saw a shooting star? “Make a wish – mine is to be the king of the ‘dino-world’!”
11. Why did Barney bring an umbrella to the picnic? He heard there was a chance of ‘dino-showers’!
12. What did Barney say when he saw a rainbow? “Looks like the ‘dino-treasure’ is at the end of this!”
13. Why did Barney bring a magnifying glass to the park? He wanted to get a closer look at the ‘dino-prints’!
14. What did Barney say when he found a four-leaf clover? “Looks like I’m lucky in the ‘dino-world’ too!”
15. Why did Barney bring a shovel to the beach? He heard there were buried ‘dino-treasures’!
16. What did Barney say when he saw a butterfly? “Looks like I’ve got a new ‘dino-friend’!”
17. Why did Barney bring a camera to the party? He wanted to capture some ‘dino-memories’!
18. What did Barney say when he found a seashell? “Looks like a souvenir from the ‘dino-sea’!”
19. Why did Barney bring binoculars to the park? He heard there were ‘dino-sightings’!
20. What did Barney say when he saw a rainbow? “Looks like Mother Nature is a fan of the ‘dino-king’!”

61. Why did Barney bring a hammer to the bar? He heard they had dino-sized ice cubes!
62. What did Barney say when he won the lottery? “I’m dino-rich!”
63. Why did Barney become a painter? He had a talent for dino-sculpting!
64. What’s Barney’s favorite board game? Dino-opoly!
65. Why did Barney bring a telescope to the bar? He wanted to see the dino-stars!
66. What did Barney say when he lost his keys? “Looks like I’m dino-locked out!”
67. Why did Barney become a musician? He had a knack for dino-beats!
68. What’s Barney’s favorite planet? Dino-saur!
69. Why did Barney bring a calculator to the bar? He wanted to tally up his dino-drinks!
70. What did Barney say when he saw a shooting star? “Make a wish, dino-friend!”
71. Why did Barney become a scientist? He wanted to study dino-dynamics!
72. What’s Barney’s favorite type of weather? Dino-sunshine!
73. Why did Barney bring a map to the bar? He wanted to chart a course for dino-adventure!
74. What did Barney say when he met a new friend? “Let’s have a dino-rific time together!”
75. Why did Barney bring a flashlight to the bar? He heard it was dino-dark!
76. What’s Barney’s favorite book genre? Dino-fiction!
77. Why did Barney become a photographer? He wanted to capture dino-moments!
78. What did Barney say when he got a new phone? “It’s dino-tastic!”
79. Why did Barney become a pilot? He wanted to soar through dino-skies!
80. What’s Barney’s favorite type of fruit? Dino-mite bananas!

“Another Round of 20 Rib-Tickling Barney-esque Jokes: Get Ready to Roar!”

41. Why did Barney bring a dictionary to the bar? He wanted to look up some dino-synonyms for “fun”!
42. What did Barney say when he saw a shooting star? “I wish for more dino-jokes!”
43. Why did Barney become a gardener? He had a green dino-thumb!
44. What’s Barney’s favorite type of cookie? Dino-snickerdoodles!
45. Why did Barney go to the comedy club? He heard they had a dino-mite lineup!
46. What did Barney say when he forgot his umbrella? “Looks like rain-a-saurus!”
47. Why did Barney go to the gym? He wanted to work on his dino-biceps!
48. What’s Barney’s favorite holiday? Dino-Christmas!
49. Why did Barney bring a pillow to the bar? He wanted to take a dino-nap!
50. What did Barney say when he saw a rainbow? “That’s dino-magical!”
51. Why did Barney become a detective? He had a nose for dino-clues!
52. What’s Barney’s favorite bedtime story? Dino-tales of adventure!
53. Why did Barney become a teacher? He wanted to educate about dino-history!
54. What did Barney say when he found a lost wallet? “Looks like someone dino-dropped this!”
55. Why did Barney bring a camera to the bar? He wanted to capture dino-memories!
56. What’s Barney’s favorite game show? Dino-jeopardy!
57. Why did Barney bring a snorkel to the bar? He heard they had dino-sized drinks!
58. What did Barney say when he got a new pair of shoes? “These are dino-fabulous!”
59. Why did Barney go to the costume party? He wanted to dress up as a dino-superhero!
60. What’s Barney’s favorite type of pasta? Dino-spaghetti!

1. One day, Barney decided he wanted to become a chef. So, he enrolled in cooking school and began his culinary journey. At first, he struggled with the recipes, mixing up ingredients and burning dishes left and right. But Barney was determined. He spent hours studying cooking techniques and practicing in the kitchen. Eventually, his hard work paid off. He opened his own restaurant called “Barney’s Bistro” and became famous for his signature dish – the Purple Pterodactyl Pasta. People came from far and wide to taste his creations. And as Barney stood in his bustling kitchen, he couldn’t help but smile, knowing he had achieved his dream of becoming a top chef.
2. Barney decided he wanted to try his hand at stand-up comedy. So, he signed up for an open mic night at the local comedy club. When it was his turn to take the stage, he nervously approached the microphone. “Hello, everyone,” he began, his purple cheeks flushed with excitement. “I’m Barney, the one and only purple dinosaur!” The audience chuckled politely. Emboldened by their reaction, Barney launched into his routine, cracking jokes about life as a dinosaur in the modern world. Some of his jokes landed better than others, but Barney kept going, feeding off the energy of the crowd. And by the time he walked off stage, he knew he had found his new calling – making people laugh as the world’s funniest dinosaur comedian.
3. Barney decided he wanted to become a detective and solve mysteries. So, he set up shop in a cozy office downtown and hung up a sign that read “Barney’s Private Investigations – We Dig Deep!” His first case came in the form of a missing dinosaur egg. The distraught parents had searched high and low but couldn’t find any clues. Barney rolled up his sleeves and got to work, questioning witnesses and scouring the city for leads. Along the way, he encountered a colorful cast of characters, from shady characters to friendly neighbors. And after days of sleuthing, Barney cracked the case wide open, uncovering a plot to steal dinosaur eggs and sell them on the black market. The grateful parents hugged Barney tightly, thanking him for his bravery and determination. And as Barney watched them walk off into the sunset, he couldn’t help but feel proud – he had proven himself to be a true detective.
4. Barney decided he wanted to become an astronaut and explore the cosmos. So, he applied to NASA and underwent rigorous training to prepare for his journey into space. After months of intense physical and mental preparation, Barney finally boarded the spaceship and blasted off into the great unknown. As he soared through the stars, Barney marveled at the beauty of the universe, feeling like a tiny purple speck in the vastness of space. He conducted experiments, took breathtaking photos of distant galaxies, and even had a zero-gravity dance party with his fellow astronauts. And when it was time to return to Earth, Barney felt a pang of sadness – his time among the stars had come to an end. But as he gazed out the window one last time, he knew that the memories of his cosmic adventure would stay with him forever.
5. Barney decided he wanted to become a world-famous painter. Armed with a palette of vibrant colors and a blank canvas, he set to work creating masterpieces that captured the beauty of the natural world. His paintings featured lush landscapes, majestic mountains, and of course, plenty of purple dinosaurs. People traveled from far and wide to see Barney’s artwork, marveling at the way he brought the prehistoric past to life on canvas. And as Barney stood in his bustling art studio, surrounded by his creations, he couldn’t help but feel grateful – he had found his true passion in life, and nothing could stop him from painting his way to success.

1. Why did Barney bring a ladder to the bar?
   Because he heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
2. What did Barney say when he entered the music store?
   “I’m here to find some tunes that’ll make us all sing and dance!”
3. How does Barney take his coffee?
   With a whole lot of love and a dash of imagination!
4. Why did Barney go to school on Saturday?
   Because he heard they were teaching “purple-ology”!
5. What did Barney say to the comedian?
   “I’ve got a joke too! It’s all about being purple and loving everyone!”
6. Why did Barney bring a pencil to the party?
   Because he wanted to draw everyone together!
7. How does Barney stay in shape?
   By dancing and singing his way through every day!
8. What’s Barney’s favorite subject in school?
   Dino-mathics!
9. Why did Barney go to space?
   To spread love and joy to the stars!
10. What’s Barney’s favorite type of music?
    Dino-rhythms!
11. Why did Barney go to the beach?
    To make sandcastles and sing songs with the seashells!
12. What did Barney say to the tired cloud?
    “Let’s take a nap and dream up some sunshine!”
13. Why did Barney become a chef?
    Because he loves to mix things up and make everyone smile!
14. What’s Barney’s favorite dance move?
    The Dino-shuffle!
15. Why did Barney go to the farm?
    To sing songs with the animals and help them find their rhythm!
16. What did Barney say to the flower?
    “You make the world a more colorful place, just like me!”
17. Why did Barney bring a telescope to the park?
    To show everyone the stars and remind them to reach for their dreams!
18. What’s Barney’s favorite sport?
    Hug-ball!
19. Why did Barney go to the museum?
    To learn about history and share stories with the dinosaurs!
20. What did Barney say to the rainbow?
    “You’re like a smile in the sky, spreading happiness wherever you go!”

“Another Barrel of 20 Barney-esque Chuckles: Prepare for Dino-mite Fun!”

1. Why did Barney get kicked out of the bar? Because he kept singing “I love you, you love me” instead of ordering drinks.
2. What’s Barney’s favorite cocktail? The Purple Dinosaur Punch!
3. Why did Barney refuse to become a bartender? Because he couldn’t handle the shots!
4. How does Barney like his martinis? Shaken, not stirred, with a side of dinosaur dance moves.
5. Why don’t they let Barney play poker at the bar? Because he always tries to bluff with his “I love you” cards.
6. What did Barney say when he walked into the bar? “Looks like it’s time to get Jurassic!”
7. Why did Barney bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
8. What’s Barney’s favorite drinking game? Dino Flip Cup!
9. Why did Barney become a regular at the bar? Because he heard they had a “happy hour” and he’s all about spreading happiness.
10. What did Barney say to the bartender? “I’ll have a beer, but make it Barney-sized!”
11. Why did Barney bring a pterodactyl to the bar? Because he heard they had a “wing night”!
12. What’s Barney’s favorite bar snack? Dino-shaped pretzels!
13. Why did Barney get thrown out of the pub quiz? Because every answer he gave was “I love you”!
14. What’s Barney’s favorite drinking song? “I’m a Tipsy Dinosaur”!
15. Why did Barney start a brawl at the bar? Because someone called him a “purple plushie”!
16. What did Barney say when he stumbled out of the bar? “Looks like it’s time for a dino-nap!”
17. Why did Barney bring a T-Rex to the bar? Because he heard they had “big bites” on the menu!
18. What’s Barney’s favorite bar joke? “Why did the dinosaur cross the road? To get to the water hole!”
19. Why did Barney get banned from karaoke night? Because he kept singing “I love you” instead of the lyrics!
20. What did Barney say when asked for his ID at the bar? “I may be old, but I’m still a dino-mite party animal!”

1. Why did Barney bring a ladder to the picnic? Because he heard the potato salad was on the top shelf!
2. What did Barney say to his son when he was late for dinner? “Sorry, I got stuck in a time warp with Baby Bop!”
3. Why did Barney wear sunglasses to the barbecue? Because he didn’t want to be recognized as a celebrity dinosaur!
4. Why did Barney take up gardening? Because he heard it was a great way to “grow” friendships!
5. What did Barney say when his son asked for help with homework? “Sure thing, let’s make it a prehistoric study session!”
6. Why did Barney bring a T-Rex to the father-son camping trip? Because he heard they needed someone to “dino-snore” with!
7. What did Barney say when his son asked where babies come from? “Well, first there’s a big dinosaur hug…”
8. Why did Barney start a band with his son? Because they wanted to rock the prehistoric era!
9. What did Barney say when his son asked for a bedtime story? “Once upon a time in a land before time, there were three little dinosaurs…”
10. Why did Barney dress up as a superhero for Halloween? Because he wanted to be the “hero-saur” his son deserved!
11. What did Barney say when his son asked about the stars in the sky? “Those are the twinkling smiles of dinosaur ancestors looking down on us!”
12. Why did Barney take his son to the museum? Because he wanted to show him where their family history began!
13. What did Barney say when his son asked why he had purple skin? “Well, it’s because I’m extra special, just like you!”
14. Why did Barney organize a dinosaur-themed birthday party for his son? Because he wanted to make it a “roar-some” celebration!
15. What did Barney say when his son asked why he loves him so much? “Because you’re my dino-light in a world of darkness!”
16. Why did Barney bring a camera to the park? Because he wanted to capture every prehistoric moment with his son!
17. What did Barney say when his son asked if dinosaurs could fly? “Well, with enough imagination and a good set of wings, anything is possible!”
18. Why did Barney teach his son to dance? Because he wanted to make sure he could “groove” through life with confidence!
19. What did Barney say when his son asked why he has such a big heart? “Because loving you makes it grow bigger every day, just like a dinosaur’s!”
20. Why did Barney take his son to the amusement park? Because he wanted to show him that even dinosaurs can enjoy a little thrill!

21. Why did Barney become a chef? He wanted to make dino-nuggets!
22. What’s Barney’s favorite sport? Dino-soccer!
23. Why did Barney bring a map to the bar? He heard it was dino-mite!
24. What did Barney say when he won the lottery? “I’m dino-magnificent!”
25. Why was Barney always the first one on the dance floor? Because he had dino-mite moves!
26. What’s Barney’s favorite game? Dino-charades!
27. Why did Barney bring a suitcase to the bar? He was planning a dino-vacation!
28. What did Barney say when he found a fossil? “Talk about dino-history!”
29. Why did Barney wear a bow tie to the party? He wanted to look dino-dapper!
30. What’s Barney’s favorite mode of transportation? Dino-cycle!
31. Why did Barney go to the pet store? He wanted to adopt a little dino-pup!
32. What did Barney say when he was asked to sing karaoke? “I’ll give it a dino-try!”
33. Why did Barney bring a magnifying glass to the bar? He heard the drinks were dino-sized!
34. What’s Barney’s favorite dance move? The dino-shuffle!
35. Why did Barney go to the art museum? He wanted to see some dino-saur-ic masterpieces!
36. What did Barney say when he saw his reflection? “Looking dino-mighty today!”
37. Why did Barney become a comedian? He had a knack for dino-puns!
38. What’s Barney’s favorite movie genre? Dino-comedies!
39. Why did Barney become a lifeguard? He wanted to make sure everyone had a dino-safe time at the pool!
40. What did Barney say when he got a haircut? “I feel dino-fabulous!”

“How About Another Round of 20 Hilarious Barney Banter!”

1. Why did Barney bring a blanket to the party? Because he wanted to be extra cheesy!
2. What did Barney say when he entered the pizza shop? “I’ll have a slice of pepperoni, hold the extinction event!”
3. Why did Barney go to the comedy club? Because he wanted to see if the jokes were as cheesy as he is!
4. What did Barney say when he tripped over his own feet? “Whoops-a-saurus-rex!”
5. Why did Barney go to the beach? Because he wanted to catch some rays and work on his tan-o-saurus!
6. What did Barney say when he saw a plate of nachos? “Looks like it’s time for a dino-snack attack!”
7. Why did Barney bring a magnifying glass to the cheese factory? Because he wanted to see the curd-les up close!
8. What did Barney say when he couldn’t find his favorite cheese? “It’s a gouda thing I have backup cheddar!”
9. Why did Barney become a cheese connoisseur? Because he wanted to brie the life of the party!
10. What did Barney say when he accidentally stepped on a grape? “Looks like I’m stomping my way to fruity success!”
11. Why did Barney go to the farmer’s market? Because he heard they had dino-sized cheeses!
12. What did Barney say when he saw a cheesy romance movie? “Looks like it’s time for a prehistoric love story!”
13. Why did Barney bring a kazoo to the picnic? Because he wanted to add a little “cheese” to the music!
14. What did Barney say when he saw a cheeseburger? “Now that’s what I call a dino-delicious meal!”
15. Why did Barney start a cheese-making business? Because he wanted to spread joy like butter on toast!
16. What did Barney say when he found a moldy piece of cheese? “Looks like it’s time for a dino-discovery adventure!”
17. Why did Barney go to the costume party dressed as a cheese wedge? Because he wanted to be the “big cheese”!
18. What did Barney say when he saw a cheesy pickup line? “Well, aren’t you cheddar-ing up the place!”
19. Why did Barney bring a snorkel to the fondue party? Because he wanted to dive into the cheesy goodness headfirst!
20. What did Barney say when he saw a cheese sculpture? “Now that’s what I call grate art!”

1. Why did Barney bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What’s Barney’s favorite type of music? Rock ‘n’ roar!
3. Why don’t you ever play hide and seek with Barney? Because he’s always spotted!
4. What did Barney say to the bartender? “I’ll have a large dino-garita, please!”
5. How does Barney answer the phone? “Tyrannosaurus-rex!”
6. Why did Barney go to school? To get a little dinosaur-tellectual!
7. What’s Barney’s favorite food? Dino-s’mores!
8. Why did Barney bring a spoon to the bar? In case there’s a dino-soup-er special!
9. What did Barney say when he stubbed his toe? “Stego-ouch!”
10. Why did Barney go to the doctor? He had a bad case of dino-sore throat!
11. How does Barney keep in touch with his friends? He sends them dino-saurprises!
12. Why did Barney get kicked out of the library? He was too loud—his roar echoed!
13. What do you call a dinosaur who’s a famous singer? A dino-star!
14. What did Barney say when he found a dollar on the ground? “I’m dino-rich!”
15. Why did Barney go to the beach? To catch some rays-auras!
16. What’s Barney’s favorite dessert? Dino-delight ice cream!
17. How does Barney pay for his drinks? With dino-dollars!
18. Why did Barney go to the dentist? To get his dino-bite checked!
19. What did Barney say when he was asked to dance? “I’ve got some serious dino-moves!”
20. Why did Barney wear sunglasses to the bar? He didn’t want anyone to see him dino-sore!

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