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1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
2. What did the banana say to the monkey? Stop taking me for granted!
3. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date!
4. How does a banana answer the phone? “Yellow?”
5. Why did the banana wear sunscreen? Because it was going to peel!
6. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastic move? The split!
7. Why was the banana so lonely? Because it couldn’t find its bunch!
8. What did one banana say to the other banana? “You’re a-peeling!”
9. How did the banana escape from the kitchen? It split!
10. Why did the banana go to school? To learn how to be a-peel-ing!
11. What’s a banana’s favorite game? Peel and seek!
12. Why was the banana so upset? Because it was bruised ego!
13. What’s the most a-peeling part of a banana? The top!
14. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it was a bunch of fun!
15. How does a banana answer a tricky question? It splits the answer!
16. What do you call two bananas? A pair-a-peels!
17. Why did the banana go to space? To find the universe’s best split ends!
18. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music? Banana-nana-nana!
19. What did the banana say to the plantain? “You’re just not ripe for me!”
20. Why did the banana go to the dance? Because it had a great peel!

1. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it heard things were going to get a-peel-ing!
2. What’s a banana’s favorite dance move? The banana split!
3. Why did the banana go to school? To learn how to be a-peel-ing!
4. What do you call a sad banana? A blue-nana!
5. Why was the banana so slippery? It couldn’t stop peeling out!
6. What did the banana say to the ice cream? “You’re cool, but I’m a-peel-ing!”
7. Why did the banana go to the beach? To show off its peelings!
8. How do bananas stay healthy? They do a lot of banana splits!
9. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
10. What’s a banana’s favorite song? “Peel Good Inc.” by Gorillaz!
11. What did the banana say to the banana peel? “Stop following me, you’re driving me bananas!”
12. Why did the banana go to the hair salon? To get a split-end treatment!
13. What’s a banana’s favorite hobby? Going bananas over puns!
14. Why did the banana go to outer space? It wanted to find the interstellar peel!
15. What’s a banana’s favorite superhero? Banana-man!
16. Why did the banana go to the gym? To work on its peel-ups!
17. What did the banana say to the orange? “You’re a-peeling too!”
18. Why did the banana go to the comedy club? It heard the jokes were bananas!
19. What did one banana say to the other? “Let’s split!”
20. Why was the banana blushing? Because it saw the banana split!

1. Why did the banana win the race? Because it knew how to get ahead!
2. What’s a banana’s favorite subject in school? Math – it’s always trying to find its roots!
3. Why did the banana go to law school? To learn how to peel with lawsuits!
4. What do you call a banana that’s a comedian? A wit-a-peel!
5. Why did the banana break up with the plantain? It said they were just too green!
6. How did the banana impress the other fruits? It aced the a-peel-ing contest!
7. Why was the banana invited to the art gallery? Because it had appealing artwork!
8. What’s a banana’s favorite literary genre? Pulp fiction!
9. Why did the banana get a job in construction? Because it knew how to build a-peel-ing structures!
10. What’s a banana’s favorite TV show? “Peel or No Peel!”
11. Why did the banana bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
12. How did the banana become a computer programmer? It learned how to code a-peel-ication!
13. What’s a banana’s favorite type of humor? Slapstick – it always ends up in splits!
14. Why did the banana go to the library? To find a book on appealing topics!
15. What’s a banana’s favorite type of movie? A blockbuster – it loves a-peel-ing action!
16. Why did the banana go to the music concert? It wanted to see the a-peel-ing band perform!
17. How did the banana become a detective? It knew how to peel back the layers of mystery!
18. What’s a banana’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Peel!”
19. Why did the banana get promoted? Because it knew how to rise to the top of the bunch!
20. What do you call a banana that’s good at sports? A real banana-thlete!

1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
2. What did one banana say to the other? “You’re a-peeling!”
3. Why did the banana split up with the plantain? It said they were too different!
4. What do you call a banana who loves to dance? A banana-shake!
5. Why did the banana refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting peeled!
6. What’s a banana’s favorite pick-up line? “Are you a banana? Because you’re a-peeling!”
7. Why did the banana go to school? To become a smoothie operator!
8. What did the banana say to the bicycle? “Stop pedaling so fast, I can’t keep up!”
9. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to get a tan!
10. What do you get when you cross a banana with a comedian? A funny fruit!
11. Why did the banana go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date!
12. What’s a banana’s favorite hobby? Going bananas over puns!
13. Why did the banana go to space? To find the universal peel!
14. What do you call a banana who tells jokes? A comedian-a!
15. Why did the banana go to the movie theater? It heard they were showing a-peel-ing films!
16. What’s a banana’s favorite dessert? A split sundae!
17. Why did the banana go to the game? It heard it was going to be a bunch of fun!
18. What did the banana say to the apple? “You’re the apple of my eye!”
19. Why was the banana blushing? Because it saw the banana split!
20. What did one banana say to the other banana on Valentine’s Day? “You drive me bananas!”

1. Why did the banana go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart banana peel!
2. What did the banana say to the dog? “Don’t peel me, I’m not your average snack!”
3. How does a banana answer the phone? “Yellow?”
4. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
5. What’s a banana’s favorite dance move? The peel and slip!
6. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date!
7. How did the banana escape the blender? It split!
8. What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers!
9. Why did the banana go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date!
10. What did one banana say to the other? “You’re a-peeling!”
11. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it heard the waves were a-peeling!
12. How do you catch a slippery banana? With a banana peel trap!
13. Why was the banana so upset? Because it found out it was going to be split up!
14. What’s a banana’s favorite song? “Peel Good Inc.” by Gorillaz!
15. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it was a-peel-ing!
16. What do you get when you cross a banana with a monkey? A banana split!
17. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
18. What did one banana say to the other when they were stuck in traffic? “Quit monkeying around, let’s split!”
19. How do you make a banana split? Run away from it!
20. Why did the banana go to the hair salon? Because it wanted a split-end makeover!

1. Why did the banana go to school early? Because it wanted to be a top banana!
2. What did the banana say to the ice cream? “You’re cool, but I’m bananas for you!”
3. How does a banana answer the door? “Peel-low!”
4. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
5. What do you call a banana who loves to tell jokes? A funny fruit!
6. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it heard the waves were a-peeling!
7. How do you catch a banana? With a banana split trap!
8. What did the banana say to the bicycle? “Stop pedaling so fast, I’m slipping!”
9. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it was a-peel-ing!
10. What do you get when you cross a banana with a cow? A banana milkshake!
11. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it had a bad peel day!
12. What did the banana say to the apple? “You’re the apple of my eye!”
13. How do you make a banana split? Run away from it!
14. Why did the banana go to the hair salon? Because it wanted a split-end makeover!
15. What’s a banana’s favorite game? Peel and seek!
16. Why did the banana go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date!
17. What’s a banana’s favorite song? “Peel Good Inc.” by Gorillaz!
18. Why did the banana go to the zoo? To find its long-lost cousins, the monkeys!
19. How do you make a banana laugh? Tell it a banana pun!
20. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it had a bunch of problems!

1. Why did the banana break up with the plantain? It said they were in different bunches!
2. What’s a banana’s favorite pickup line? “Hey baby, are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling!”
3. Why was the banana blushing? Because it saw the plantain undressing!
4. What did the banana say to the cucumber? “Stop staring, you’re making me feel unpeeled!”
5. How does a banana flirt? It slips a smooth line!
6. Why did the banana go to the bar? It heard they were serving banana daiquiris!
7. What’s a banana’s guilty pleasure? Peeling itself in private!
8. Why did the banana go to therapy? It had issues with commitment!
9. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music? Anything with a-peel!
10. Why did the banana refuse to get married? It didn’t want to be in a bunch of trouble!
11. What’s a banana’s favorite hobby? Going bananas!
12. Why did the banana go to the casino? It wanted to hit the jackpot and split!
13. What did the banana say to the pineapple? “You’re so exotic, you drive me bananas!”
14. How does a banana spend its evenings? Splitting its time between Netflix and chilling!
15. Why was the banana embarrassed? It slipped in front of a bunch of grapes!
16. What’s a banana’s favorite kind of joke? One that’s a-peeling!
17. Why did the banana file a lawsuit? It slipped and fell on someone else’s peel!
18. What did the banana say to the avocado? “You may be smooth, but I’m top banana!”
19. How does a banana apologize? It says, “I’m sorry, I really slipped up!”
20. Why did the banana go on a diet? It wanted to keep its figure a-peel-ing!

1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
2. What did the banana say to the monkey? “Stop monkeying around with my peel!”
3. Why did the banana go to school? To become a banana split-tician!
4. How do you fix a broken banana? With a banana split!
5. Why was the banana so appealing? Because it had appeal!
6. What do you call a sad banana? A blue-nana!
7. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it was a-peel-ing!
8. What did the banana say to the lemon? “You make me peel sour!”
9. Why did the banana go to the beach? To get a little sun-peeled!
10. How does a banana answer the phone? “Yellow?”
11. What did the banana say to the dog? “Stop sniffing my peel, I’m not a tree!”
12. Why did the banana go to the movies? It heard they were showing “Banana in Pyjamas”!
13. Why did the banana go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date!
14. What’s a banana’s favorite dance move? The banana split!
15. What do you call a banana that tells jokes? A bananana!
16. Why did the banana go to the barber? It needed a peel-cut!
17. What’s a banana’s favorite sport? Banana-ketball!
18. Why did the banana go to the gym? To work on its banana splits!
19. Why did the banana go to outer space? To find the Milky Way-nana!
20. What’s a banana’s favorite hobby? Peel-reading!

1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
2. What did the banana say to the dog? Stop monkeying around!
3. Why did the banana go out with a prune? Because it couldn’t find a date!
4. What’s a banana’s favorite dance move? The peel and reveal!
5. Why did the banana go to school? To learn its ABC… A-peel, B-anana, C-hunky!
6. How did the banana court the pineapple? With smooth moves and a fruity attitude!
7. What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers!
8. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a-peeling!
9. What did the banana say to the comedian? You’re a-peeling to my sense of humor!
10. Why don’t bananas ever feel lonely? Because they hang out in bunches!
11. How do bananas stay safe? They use a-peel protection!
12. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to become a banana split!
13. What’s a banana’s favorite hobby? Peel-boarding!
14. Why did the banana go to the cinema? It heard the movie was a-peeling!
15. What’s a banana’s favorite song? “Peel Good Inc.” by the Gorillaz!
16. Why did the banana go to the moon? Because it wanted to be the first fruit-stronaut!
17. How does a banana answer the phone? “Yellow?”
18. What did one banana say to the other? You make me peel so happy!
19. Why was the banana so upset? It had a split personality!
20. What’s a banana’s favorite game? Peel and Seek!

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