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240+ Banana split jokes – Funny, Short, Dirty, Long…

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  1. Why did the banana split refuse to play cards? Because it was tired of always being “split”!
  2. What did the banana split say to the ice cream? “You complete me.”
  3. Why don’t banana splits ever get lost? Because they always find their way with a split-second decision!
  4. How did the banana split become a comedian? It had a knack for splitting people’s sides with laughter!
  5. What’s a banana split’s favorite dance move? The split-twist-and-dip!
  6. Why did the banana split bring a ladder to the party? It heard the ice cream was on top, and it wanted to reach new heights!
  7. What did one banana split say to the other during a race? “Split you at the finish line!”
  8. Why don’t banana splits ever get into arguments? Because they always find a way to “split” the difference!
  9. How did the banana split get into shape? It did plenty of “split” squats!
  10. Why did the banana split apply for a job at the ice cream parlor? It wanted to find a “sweet” spot to hang out!
  11. What do you call a banana split’s autobiography? The “Split” Story of My Life!
  12. Why did the banana split go to school? To learn how to “split” the atom of course!
  13. How do banana splits prefer to travel? In a “split” second car!
  14. Why did the banana split go to the doctor? It wasn’t “peeling” well!
  15. Why did the banana split sit in the corner during the party? It was feeling a bit “split” personality!
  16. What’s a banana split’s favorite movie genre? “Split-stick” comedy!
  17. Why was the banana split so successful in business? It knew how to “split” its investments wisely!
  18. What did the banana split say to the blender? “Don’t even think about it, I’m not ready to be ‘split’ up!”
  19. Why did the banana split cross the road? To find the ice cream parlor on the other side, of course!
  20. What did the banana split say to the spoon? “You’re the only one who truly understands me.”
  1. Why did the banana split break up with the ice cream? Because it couldn’t handle the brain freeze of their relationship!
  2. What did the banana split say to the chocolate syrup? “You’re sweet, but I need some space to split!”
  3. Why did the banana split go to therapy? It had a lot of “split” personality issues!
  4. What’s a banana split’s favorite hobby? Going on “split” adventures!
  5. Why was the banana split always calm during exams? Because it knew how to “split” its focus!
  6. What did one banana split say to the other on a hot day? “We’re really ‘split’ when it comes to melting!”
  7. Why don’t banana splits ever get lost? Because they always find their way with a “split” decision!
  8. What did the banana split say when it won the lottery? “I’m going on a ‘split’ting spree!”
  9. Why did the banana split apply for a job as a lifeguard? Because it knew how to “split” in case of emergencies!
  10. Why was the banana split always invited to parties? Because it knew how to “split” a good time!
  11. What’s a banana split’s favorite holiday? “Splitsgiving,” of course!
  12. Why did the banana split bring a flashlight to the freezer? It was afraid of getting “split” up in the dark!
  13. What did the banana split say to the whipped cream? “You’re the topping on my ‘split’ty sundae!”
  14. Why did the banana split become an astronaut? It wanted to explore the “split” in the universe!
  15. What did the banana split do when it won the marathon? It did a victory “split”!
  16. Why did the banana split become a detective? It had a knack for “split”ting clues!
  17. What’s a banana split’s favorite game? “Split” and seek!
  18. Why was the banana split always chosen as team captain? Because it knew how to “split” the responsibilities!
  19. What did the banana split say to the cherry on top? “You’re the ‘split’ing touch!”
  20. Why did the banana split go to school? To learn how to “split” the atom of course!

  1. Why did the banana split go to college? It wanted to major in “Split”onomics!
  2. What’s a banana split’s favorite math problem? Figuring out how to “split” the bill!
  3. How does a banana split greet its friends? With a “split” second handshake!
  4. Why did the banana split refuse to argue? It believed in peaceful “split” resolutions!
  5. What did the banana split say to the pineapple? “You’re appealing, but I prefer my splits without a ‘split’ personality!”
  6. Why did the banana split become a chef? It had a knack for “split”ting ingredients!
  7. What’s a banana split’s favorite music genre? “Split”-hop!
  8. Why don’t banana splits ever get into fights? Because they know how to “split” the difference!
  9. What did the banana split say when it couldn’t find its spoon? “Looks like I’ll have to ‘split’ this dessert alone!”
  10. Why did the banana split start a book club? Because it believed in the power of “split” narrative!
  11. What’s a banana split’s favorite workout? “Split” squats, of course!
  12. Why did the banana split become a detective? It had a keen eye for “split” clues!
  13. What did the banana split say when asked about its favorite subject in school? “I excel in ‘split’ting atoms of knowledge!”
  14. Why did the banana split bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to risk getting “split” up!
  15. What’s a banana split’s favorite movie? “Inception” because it’s all about the art of “split”ting realities!
  16. Why did the banana split join the circus? It wanted to master the art of “split” balancing!
  17. What’s a banana split’s favorite place to relax? On a “split” level hammock!
  18. Why did the banana split become a lawyer? It had a talent for “split”ting arguments!
  19. What did the banana split say to the avocado? “Let’s not ‘split’ hairs, guac’s great, but we’re a classic duo!”
  20. Why was the banana split hired as a mediator? Because it knew how to “split” the difference in disputes!
  1. Why did the banana split break up with the ice cream? It found out it was too vanilla.
  2. What do you call a banana split that tells jokes? A pun-nana split!
  3. Why did the banana split refuse to share? It didn’t want to split its dessert!
  4. How do you make a banana split laugh? Tell it a split-second joke!
  5. Why did the banana split bring a spoon to the party? It wanted to scoop up some fun!
  6. What did the banana split say to the ice cream? “You’re the cream of the crop!”
  7. Why was the banana split always invited to parties? It knew how to split the scene!
  8. How do you calm down an angry banana split? Offer it a split-second hug!
  9. Why was the banana split terrible at sports? It always split before the game ended!
  10. What’s a banana’s favorite karaoke song? “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor, because it’s a survivor in the split!
  11. Why did the banana split go to therapy? It had a splitting identity crisis!
  12. What did the banana split say to the whipped cream? “You’re on top of the world!”
  13. Why did the banana split go to school? It wanted to learn how to split its time wisely!
  14. What’s a banana’s favorite movie? “Split” starring James McAvoy, because it loves a good twist!
  15. Why did the banana split go to space? It wanted to be the first fruit to have a celestial split!
  16. What’s a banana’s favorite dance move? The split, of course!
  17. Why did the banana split become a comedian? It knew how to deliver a split-second punchline!
  18. What did the banana split say to the cherry on top? “You’re the cherry on my split!”
  19. Why was the banana split so good at math? It knew how to divide itself evenly!
  20. What’s a banana’s favorite game? Split-second decision-making!

  1. Why did the banana split go to therapy? Because it was feeling split apart inside!
  2. What did the banana split say to the ice cream? “You complete me!”
  3. Why was the banana split always calm? Because it knew how to keep its cool under pressure!
  4. How does a banana split apologize? It says, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to split us apart!”
  5. Why don’t banana splits ever get lost? Because they always have a good split sense of direction!
  6. What’s a banana split’s favorite movie? “Split” – it loves a good thriller!
  7. How did the banana split become a musician? It found its forte in splitting notes!
  8. Why did the banana split break up with the strawberry? Because it found out it was just a short fling!
  9. What do you call a banana split in a hurry? A split-second decision!
  10. Why did the banana split refuse to fight? Because it believed in peace and banana-splitity!
  11. How does a banana split keep in shape? It always makes sure to do its daily banana splits!
  12. Why did the banana split join the circus? Because it wanted to learn the art of juggling flavors!
  13. What’s a banana split’s favorite type of humor? Split-second puns!
  14. Why did the banana split go to school? To learn the A-B-Split of dessert making!
  15. What do you call a banana split that’s been in the sun too long? A split end!
  16. How does a banana split propose? With a ring of whipped cream and a cherry on top!
  17. Why did the banana split blush? Because it saw the ice cream sundae and thought it was cute!
  18. How does a banana split stay organized? It keeps its toppings in parfait order!
  19. Why did the banana split go on a diet? It wanted to avoid a split personality!
  20. What did the banana split say to the spoon? “You’re the only one who really gets me!”
  1. Why did the banana split bring a spoon to the playground? Because it heard it was going to “split” the slides!
  2. What do you call a banana split’s favorite dance move? The split twist!
  3. Why did the banana split bring a backpack to school? Because it wanted to make sure it had all its “split” supplies!
  4. How does a banana split answer the phone? “Banana-split-o, who’s calling?”
  5. Why was the banana split so popular at school? Because it always knew how to “split” the lunch crowd!
  6. What do you call a banana split’s favorite game? Split and Seek!
  7. Why did the banana split sit next to the ice cream? Because it wanted to be “chilled” out!
  8. How does a banana split keep its cool? It practices deep “split” breathing!
  9. What’s a banana split’s favorite subject in school? Splitting Math – it loves division!
  10. Why did the banana split go to the party? It heard there was going to be a “split” dance!
  11. What do you call a banana split’s favorite song? “I’m a Believer” – it splits into different flavors!
  12. Why did the banana split go to the beach? It wanted to catch some “split” rays!
  13. How does a banana split make friends? It always shares its “split” secrets!
  14. Why did the banana split go to the library? It wanted to find a “split” story to read!
  15. What do you call a banana split’s favorite pet? A “split” kitten – it’s purr-fect!
  16. Why was the banana split such a good listener? Because it always gave its full “split” attention!
  17. How does a banana split travel? It “splits” its time between different modes of transportation!
  18. Why did the banana split go to the zoo? It wanted to see the “split” monkeys!
  19. What do you call a banana split’s favorite movie? “Banana in Pyjamas: The Splitting Adventure!”
  20. Why did the banana split wear sunglasses? Because it was “splitting” the spotlight!

  1. Why did the banana split break up with the chocolate sauce? Because it realized it was just a saucy fling!
  2. What do you call a banana split’s favorite cocktail? A Split-tini!
  3. Why did the banana split go to therapy? Because it couldn’t handle all the emotional toppings!
  4. How does a banana split handle stress? It takes a “split” second to chill out!
  5. Why was the banana split always the life of the party? Because it knew how to split and mingle!
  6. What’s a banana split’s favorite game? Split Poker – it always has a winning hand!
  7. Why did the banana split refuse to share its recipe? Because it was a top-secret split!
  8. How does a banana split deal with a breakup? It indulges in a little comfort splitting!
  9. What’s a banana split’s favorite pickup line? “Are you made of ice cream? Because you’re melting my heart like a banana split!”
  10. Why did the banana split apply for a job at the ice cream parlor? Because it wanted to work on its “split” personality!
  11. How does a banana split flirt? With a little split-second charm!
  12. What do you call a banana split’s favorite exercise? Split squats – it’s great for keeping its layers in shape!
  13. Why did the banana split go to the comedy club? Because it heard they were serving up some “split” sides!
  14. How does a banana split celebrate a promotion? With a top-split party!
  15. Why did the banana split go to the beach alone? Because it didn’t want anyone to see its “split” ends!
  16. What’s a banana split’s favorite vacation destination? Splitzburg – where the toppings flow like rivers!
  17. Why did the banana split cross the road? To get to the banana split convention on the other side!
  18. How does a banana split apologize? With a big scoop of heartfelt regret!
  19. Why did the banana split get a speeding ticket? Because it was driving too “split-ly”!
  20. What do you call a banana split’s autobiography? “From Peel to Split: A Life in Layers!”
  1. Why did the banana split go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
  2. What do you call a banana split’s favorite TV show? “Peel or No Peel”!
  3. Why did the banana split bring a ladder to the party? It heard the ice cream was on the top shelf!
  4. How does a banana split answer the phone? “Yellow, it’s me, the split!”
  5. Why did the banana split go to school? It wanted to learn about split infinitives!
  6. What’s a banana split’s favorite subject? Splitting hairs!
  7. Why was the banana split always calm? Because it knew how to keep its peelings in check!
  8. How does a banana split get around town? It splits a ride with its banana buddies!
  9. Why did the banana split go to the beach? It wanted to work on its tan lines!
  10. What do you call a banana split’s favorite music? Peelharmonic tunes!
  11. Why did the banana split wear sunglasses? It didn’t want to be recognized – it’s a split celebrity!
  12. How does a banana split make decisions? It always goes with its gut feeling – and a little scoop of intuition!
  13. Why did the banana split win the race? It had a split-second advantage!
  14. What do you call a banana split’s favorite joke? A split-second pun!
  15. Why did the banana split go to the library? It wanted to check out some split-second mysteries!
  16. How does a banana split stay in shape? It does plenty of banana splits – the dessert and the exercise!
  17. Why was the banana split such a good singer? Because it had a natural “peel” for music!
  18. What do you call a banana split’s favorite superhero? The Incredible Peel!
  19. Why did the banana split get a job at the bakery? It wanted to learn the “ins and outs” of pastry-making!
  20. How does a banana split keep its cool? With a steady stream of split-second decisions!

  1. Why did the banana split blush? Because it couldn’t help being the “top banana” in cheesy jokes!
  2. What did the banana split say to the ice cream? “You make me melt like a banana split on a hot summer day!”
  3. How does a banana split greet its friends? With a big cheesy grin!
  4. Why did the banana split refuse to argue? It didn’t want to split hairs over cheesy matters!
  5. What’s a banana split’s favorite song? “Cheese Me Baby One More Time”!
  6. Why did the banana split go to the comedy club? To learn some new cheesy split-second punchlines!
  7. How does a banana split apologize? With a sprinkle of cheesy regrets and a cherry on top!
  8. Why was the banana split always the center of attention? Because it knew how to steal the cheesy spotlight!
  9. What’s a banana split’s favorite dance move? The cheesy cha-cha-cha!
  10. Why did the banana split become a musician? It wanted to learn the art of cheesy harmonies!
  11. How does a banana split tell time? With a cheesy clock – it’s always “split” o’clock somewhere!
  12. Why did the banana split join the circus? It heard they had a cheesy ringmaster!
  13. What do you call a banana split’s favorite joke? A “split-second” cheesy pun!
  14. How does a banana split win a talent show? With its cheesy charm and split-second moves!
  15. Why did the banana split go to the cheese factory? It wanted to learn the secrets of cheesy goodness!
  16. What’s a banana split’s favorite movie? “The Cheesy Adventure of Banana & Cream”!
  17. How does a banana split express love? With a cheesy declaration and a sprinkle of affection!
  18. Why did the banana split bring a camera to the party? It wanted to capture all the cheesy memories!
  19. What do you call a banana split’s favorite book? “The Cheesy Chronicles of Splitville”!
  20. Why did the banana split go to the art gallery? It wanted to appreciate some cheesy masterpieces!

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