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1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, but his jokes were corny.
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
7. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.
9. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
11. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up.
12. Why did the belt get arrested? It held up a pair of pants.
13. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.
14. Why was the broom late? It overswept.
15. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
16. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
17. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
19. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
20. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field…of bad jokes.
2. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired of these bad jokes.
3. What’s a vampire’s least favorite fruit? A bad apple.
4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts…or the bad intentions.
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing…and realized how bad its jokes were.
6. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hey bud, your jokes are really petal-able…and bad.”
7. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one…or told a really bad joke.
8. Why did the belt get arrested? For holding up a pair of pants with bad jokes.
9. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved…and groaned at these bad jokes.
10. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted…and his hiding spots were as bad as these jokes.
11. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything…including really bad jokes.
12. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well…and it needed some help with its bad jokes.
13. Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts…or the tolerance for bad plots.
14. What did one hat say to the other hat? “You stay here, I’ll go on a head…and think about how bad these jokes are.”
15. Why did the music teacher go to jail? For fingering A minor…and telling really bad jokes during class.
16. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems…and none of them were as bad as these jokes.
17. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts…or the desire to engage in bad behavior.
18. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired…of rolling with these bad jokes.
19. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”…and a bunch of really bad jokes.
20. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up…and these jokes are already bad enough.

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts… or the spine for clever combat.
2. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems… and none of them were as clever as Euler’s identity.
3. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing… and realized its own lack of culinary creativity.
4. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired… of spinning wheels of cleverness.
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything… even the excuses for bad, pseudo-clever jokes.
6. Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field… of subpar puns and not-so-clever quips.
7. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one… or needed an extra layer of wit.
8. Why did the music teacher go to jail? For fingering A minor… and hitting flat notes of supposed cleverness.
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired… of trying to balance the scales of cleverness.
10. Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts… or the ability to appreciate suspenseful plots.
11. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing… and realized it was in for another round of bad, pseudo-clever jokes.
12. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks… but lacked the rhythm for truly clever beats.
13. Why don’t mathematicians argue? They always find common factors… and avoid the complexities of truly clever debates.
14. Why did the pencil go to school? To get sharp… and hopefully pick up some tips on how to be genuinely clever.
15. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open… and let in a draft of unoriginal, not-so-clever jokes.
16. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up… and reveal their lack of truly clever humor.
17. Why did the book go to therapy? It had too many issues… and a severe case of writer’s block for cleverness.
18. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants with bad intentions… and a buckle full of not-so-clever jokes.
19. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired… of spinning wheels of supposed cleverness.
20. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field… of below-average puns and half-baked cleverness.

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
5. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
6. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
7. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.
8. Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts.
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
10. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
11. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
12. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
13. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants.
14. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
15. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
16. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
17. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
18. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field… of corny jokes.
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
4. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
5. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
8. Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the stomach for it.
9. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
10. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
11. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
12. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.
13. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
14. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants.
15. Why don’t trees use social media? They prefer to branch out in person.
16. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field.
17. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
18. Why did the scientist go to art school? Because he wanted to draw his own conclusions.
19. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
20. Why don’t bananas feel lonely? Because they hang out in bunches.

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the ketchup bottle!
2. Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse!
3. Why did the chicken sit on the clock? Because it wanted to hatch the time!
4. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
5. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
6. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
7. Why did the cookie go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moooon!
10. Why did the broom go to school? Because it wanted to be sweepstakes!
11. Why did the pencil cross the road? Because it was pointless!
12. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
14. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to split!
15. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
16. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were too bright!
17. Why did the tomato become a superhero? Because it wanted to save the day!
18. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
19. Why did the cow become a musician? Because it had the moooves!
20. Why did the pencil break? Because it couldn’t handle the pressure!

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including excuses.
2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems and no solutions.
3. Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
4. Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? Because they don’t have the guts… or the flesh… or the ability to scream.
5. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants… and also because it was involved in a waistful activity.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it was caught in a compromising position with the salad dressing.
7. Why did the musician break up with their metronome? Because it was too controlling and always kept time.
8. Why did the pencil go to jail? Because it was involved in a draw with the law.
9. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice… and also it was wine-ing about the traffic.
10. Why did the candle break up with the match? Because it was tired of being burned in the relationship.
11. Why did the cat break up with its partner? Because it was too purr-suasive.
12. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it heard things were going to get a-peel-ing.
13. Why did the avocado break up with the salsa? Because it couldn’t handle the dip in their relationship.
14. Why did the tree break up with the sun? Because it was tired of being in the shade of their love.
15. Why did the scientist break up with their lab partner? Because they couldn’t agree on the proper hypothesis for love.
16. Why did the cloud break up with the sky? Because it needed some space… literally.
17. Why did the clock break up with the hour hand? Because it felt like time was standing still in their relationship.
18. Why did the traffic light break up with the crosswalk? Because it felt like they were always on different wavelengths.
19. Why did the chef break up with the spice rack? Because it felt like there was too much seasoning in their relationship.
20. Why did the shoe break up with the sock? Because it felt like they were always walking on eggshells.

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts… or the muscles… or the flesh… or the desire, really.
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including excuses for their behavior.
3. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems and not enough “solutions.”
4. Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up… and that’s just too much yolk for them to handle.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing… and it wasn’t ready to “ketchup” to its emotions.
7. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish… and they prefer to keep their pearls to themselves.
8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one… or in case he needed a quick change after a particularly bad swing.
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired… and it needed a brake from all the pedaling.
10. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels… and that would just be confusing for everyone involved.
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field… and he really knew how to “rake” in the compliments.
12. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired… and it needed a kickstand to lean on.
13. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems… and not enough time to “figure” them all out.
14. Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the stomach for it… or the flesh… or the vocal cords to scream with.
15. Why did the tomato become a superhero? Because it wanted to save the day… and it had the “juice” to do it.
16. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide… and to show the other chickens how it’s done.
17. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly… and it needed a “treat”ment plan.
18. Why did the belt get arrested? It held up a pair of pants… and it was involved in a “tight” situation.
19. Why don’t trees use social media? They prefer to branch out in person… and they’re not really into “logging” on.
20. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field… and he knew how to “brain”storm.

1. Why did the cheese refuse to share its secrets? Because it was afraid of being grated!
2. Why was the cheese so good at tennis? Because it had a great serve!
3. Why did the cheese go to the gym? To get shredded!
4. Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. Why did the cheese break up with the butter? Because it couldn’t handle the spread!
6. Why was the cheese so popular at parties? Because it was always so gouda-natured!
7. Why did the cheese go to school? To get grated on a curve!
8. Why did the cheese try to be a comedian? Because it wanted to be extra cheesy!
9. Why did the cheese go to the art museum? Because it wanted to see some masterpieces!
10. Why did the cheese fail the exam? Because it was too cheesy to concentrate!
11. Why did the cheese get in trouble at work? Because it kept cutting the cheese!
12. Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes!
13. Why did the cheese call the police? Because someone stole its curds and whey!
14. Why was the cheese always in a good mood? Because it had a grate outlook on life!
15. Why did the cheese get a job as a DJ? Because it knew how to turn up the cheddar!
16. Why did the cheese go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date and it didn’t want to feel bleu!
17. Why did the cheese get into a fight with the bread? Because they couldn’t agree on the sandwich filling!
18. Why did the cheese bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the chips were stacked!
19. Why did the cheese join the band? Because it was looking to make some cheesy music!
20. Why did the cheese go to the dentist? Because it needed some calcium to keep its smile sharp!

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