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  1. Why did the Arkansas tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  2. What did the Arkansas grape say to the wine? “You make me feel so fine, I’m grapeful for you!”
  3. How does an Arkansan answer the phone? “Arkansas, can you hear me now?”
  4. Why did the Arkansan bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
  5. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite type of music? Blue-grass!
  6. Why did the chicken move to Arkansas? It heard the eggs were cheaper!
  7. How do Arkansans stay cool in the summer? They have a “Y’all-ade” stand!
  8. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite exercise? Running for the border, to get some tacos!
  9. Why did the scarecrow get an award in Arkansas? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  10. What’s the Arkansan’s favorite dance? The Square Root!
  11. How do Arkansans keep their money? In the riverbank!
  12. What did the Arkansas tree say to the other tree? “I’m falling for you!”
  13. Why did the Arkansan bring a pencil to the bar? To draw in the crowds!
  14. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite kind of humor? Punsas!
  15. Why did the bicycle fall over in Arkansas? It was two-tired!
  16. What did the Arkansas cat say to the mouse? “You gouda be kitten me right now!”
  17. Why did the Arkansan bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were a step above!
  18. How does an Arkansan end a conversation? “Well, that’s all folks!”
  19. Why do Arkansans make bad detectives? Because they always go hog wild with the clues!
  20. What’s the Arkansan’s favorite type of math? Square roots, y’all!
  1. Why did the Arkansas chicken join a band? It had the drumsticks!
  2. What did one Arkansas river say to the other? “I’m streamin’ of a better flow!”
  3. How does an Arkansan fix a flat tire? With a hog pump!
  4. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion in Arkansas? Because it was outstanding in its field of corn!
  5. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite kind of pizza? Quackaroni and cheese!
  6. Why did the Arkansan bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
  7. What do you call an Arkansan magician? A hogwarts graduate!
  8. Why did the computer go to school in Arkansas? It wanted to improve its byte!
  9. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite bedtime story? The Three Little Pigs—Arkansas-style!
  10. Why did the Arkansan become a gardener? They wanted to grow up to be a little ‘corny’!
  11. What’s the favorite dance in Arkansas? The Square Dance, of course!
  12. Why did the Arkansas cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
  13. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite type of humor? Punsas (pun-tastic Arkansas jokes)!
  14. Why did the tomato turn red in Arkansas? It saw the salad dressing changing clothes!
  15. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite season? Pork-bellybutton summer!
  16. Why did the bicycle go to therapy in Arkansas? It had too many ‘cycle’-analytical issues!
  17. What do you call an Arkansan with a sheep? A dynamite shepherd!
  18. Why did the Arkansan bring a pencil to the bar? To draw in the customers!
  19. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite superhero? The Flash – Flood warning!
  20. Why did the Arkansan chef win an award? They had the best ‘hogwash’ in town!

  1. Why do mathematicians love living in Arkansas? It’s the only place where they can count on the square roots!
  2. What did the Arkansas computer say to its user? “You’ve got too many ‘byte’-sized problems!”
  3. Why did the dictionary take a vacation to Arkansas? It needed a break from defining ‘plain’!
  4. How did the Arkansan artist become famous? They painted outside the ‘boxcar’!
  5. What do you call an Arkansan inventor? A ‘razor’s edge’ thinker!
  6. Why did the Arkansan wear sunglasses to the math class? To deal with square roots!
  7. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite literary genre? Poultry in motion!
  8. Why did the tomato blush in Arkansas? It saw the salad dressing undressing!
  9. How did the Arkansan fix their broken guitar string? With a ‘twang’ tie!
  10. What did the Arkansan say when asked about their poker strategy? “I always play my ‘hogs’ wild!”
  11. Why did the Arkansan start a gardening business? They wanted to ‘grow’ their wealth!
  12. What do you call an Arkansan with a great sense of humor? A ‘corn’y jokester!
  13. Why did the Arkansan bring a ladder to the art gallery? They heard the paintings were hanging high!
  14. How does an Arkansan organize their bookshelf? With ‘Hog’-warts and all!
  15. Why did the bicycle love Arkansas? It was a ‘wheel’-y good place to ride!
  16. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite subject in school? Hogonomics!
  17. Why did the Arkansan become a chef? They knew how to turn every dish into a masterpiece, a ‘hogwash’ of flavors!
  18. What do you call an Arkansan with a green thumb? A corn-artist!
  19. Why did the Arkansan bring a map to the restaurant? They wanted to explore the menu ‘state’-ments!
  20. How does an Arkansan apologize? “I’m sow-rry for my ‘pork’-behavior!”
  1. Why did the chicken move to Arkansas? It wanted to live in the peck-tacular state!
  2. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite dance? The Razorback Shuffle!
  3. How do Arkansans keep cool? They hogsplash in the river!
  4. Why did the computer go to Arkansas? It heard there were too many bytes in Little Rock!
  5. What do you call a pig in Arkansas who knows karate? Pork Chop!
  6. Why did the scarecrow become the mayor of a small Arkansas town? Outstanding in his field!
  7. What did one Arkansas potato chip say to the other? Let’s dip to Hot Springs!
  8. How do Arkansans apologize? They say, “I’m sow-ry!”
  9. Why did the bicycle go to Arkansas? It wanted to take a spin around the Ozarks!
  10. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite type of humor? Punsas!
  11. Why did the ghost go on vacation to Arkansas? It heard the spirits were friendly!
  12. How does an Arkansan answer the phone? “Hey y’all, talkin’ ’bout a hog good time?”
  13. What do you call an Arkansas cat with eight legs? A meow-tain lion!
  14. Why did the tomato turn red in Arkansas? It saw the salad dressing!
  15. What’s the Arkansas motto for dieting? Lose a Little Rock!
  16. Why did the Arkansan bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
  17. What’s the best way to catch a squirrel in Arkansas? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
  18. How do Arkansans make decisions? They take a vote, and if it’s tied, they flip a hog!
  19. Why did the Arkansan become a gardener? They had a green thumb and a Razorback!
  20. What’s the favorite game in Arkansas? Hide and squeal!

  1. Why did the scarecrow move to Arkansas? It heard the corn there was outstandingly long!
  2. What do you call a marathon in Arkansas? A really, really long run for the Ozarks!
  3. Why did the computer go to school in Arkansas? It wanted to learn how to log in long hours!
  4. How do Arkansans measure time? In long-stretches and y’all-ments!
  5. Why did the snake decide to live in Arkansas? It heard the rivers were exceptionally long and winding!
  6. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite type of music? Country and long!
  7. Why are Arkansas rivers so good at keeping secrets? Because they have a lot of “hushpuppies” along their long banks!
  8. What did one tree in the Arkansas forest say to another? “I’ve been rooted here for a ‘pine’fully long time!”
  9. Why did the mathematician move to Arkansas? He heard the state had a lot of long divisions!
  10. How do Arkansans stay cool in the summer? With a “y’all” and a long, tall glass of sweet tea!
  11. What do you call a dog with a long history in Arkansas? A barkansas!
  12. Why did the bicycle go to Arkansas? It wanted to take a ride on the ‘cycle’ of the long Ozark trails!
  13. What did the tomato say to the cucumber in an Arkansas garden? “We make a long-lasting salad duo!”
  14. How do Arkansans handle stress? With a deep breath, a “y’all,” and a nice, long float down the Buffalo River!
  15. Why did the chicken join a band in Arkansas? It had a talent for playing the “egg-stremely long” guitar!
  16. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite type of fishing? Casting a long line and reeling in those ‘y’all’-mouth bass!
  17. Why did the artist move to Arkansas? He heard the landscapes were so long, they inspired endless masterpieces!
  18. What did the Arkansas cookie say to the baker? “Bake me until I’m ‘longfully’ golden brown!”
  19. Why do Arkansans make great detectives? They always follow the ‘long’ trail of clues!
  20. What do you call a cat that loves Arkansas? A “purr-kansan” with a long stretch in the sun!
  1. Why did the Arkansas kid bring a ladder to school? To go to high school!
  2. What do Arkansas kids say when they’re surprised? “Well, butter my biscuit!”
  3. Why did the scarecrow become the teacher’s pet in the Arkansas kindergarten? Because it was outstanding in its field!
  4. How do Arkansas kids apologize? They say, “I’m ‘deerly’ sorry!”
  5. What did the Arkansas kid say to the tornado? “You better ‘twist’ and shout somewhere else!”
  6. Why did the little piggy in Arkansas refuse to play hide and seek? It was tired of being “hog-tied” every time!
  7. What’s an Arkansas kid’s favorite subject in school? Pie-rithmetic!
  8. How did the Arkansas kid feel after finishing the maze? Corn-fused but corn-gratulated!
  9. What do you call a baby cat from Arkansas? A ‘meow-squito’!
  10. Why did the Arkansas kid take a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains!
  11. What did the Arkansas kid say to the tomato? “Ketchup with you later!”
  12. Why did the little rock in Arkansas go to school? It wanted to be a ‘geolo-gist’!
  13. How does an Arkansas kid answer the phone? “Hey, y’all! Who’s ‘callin’ me?”
  14. What did the Arkansas kid say when asked about his homework? “It’s as rare as finding teeth in a chicken’s mouth!”
  15. Why did the Arkansas kid bring a ladder to the barbeque? To reach the high notes on the grill!
  16. What do you call an Arkansas kid who can play two instruments at once? A “dueling banj-kid”!
  17. Why did the cow go to school in Arkansas? It wanted to improve its ‘moo-sic’ skills!
  18. What’s an Arkansas kid’s favorite game at the playground? ‘Ark’ and seek!
  19. Why did the Arkansas kid bring a fishing rod to class? To catch some knowledge!
  20. What did the Arkansas kid say to the lightning bug? “You light up my backyard, just like the stars over Little Rock!”

  1. Why do Arkansas adults make excellent gardeners? They have a knack for growing “crop-dusting” corny jokes!
  2. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite dance move? The Square Root Beer!
  3. Why did the Arkansas adult bring a ladder to the bar? To get to the ‘high spirits’!
  4. How do you know if someone is from Arkansas? Don’t worry; they’ll tell you—it’s a long story!
  5. What’s an Arkansas adult’s favorite pickup line? “Are you Little Rock? Because you’ve got me ‘rock’-hard in love!”
  6. Why do Arkansans make great comedians? Because they know how to deliver a ‘punchline’ at the right ‘square’!
  7. What do you call an Arkansas adult who can play all musical instruments? A “one-man band-kansan”!
  8. How do Arkansans express excitement? They say, “Well, I’ll be Razorbacked!”
  9. What’s an Arkansas adult’s favorite type of party? A ‘Barn-Quarantine’!
  10. Why did the Arkansas adult bring a shovel to the bar? To show everyone how to dig the tunes!
  11. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite type of humor? Puns and ‘ark’-asmic wordplay!
  12. Why did the Arkansas adult become a detective? They were always good at solving ‘country-fried’ mysteries!
  13. What’s the Arkansas adult’s favorite way to exercise? Lifting heavy accents and running marathons through the Ozarks!
  14. Why did the Arkansas adult start a bakery? They wanted to create some “roll”-licking good pastries!
  15. How do Arkansans plan a surprise party? By keeping it ‘hush-puppy’ until the last ‘y’all’-ment!
  16. What’s an Arkansas adult’s favorite type of car? A ‘Pickup’ truck!
  17. Why did the Arkansan go to space? To see if there’s any ‘country’ up there!
  18. What’s an Arkansas adult’s favorite sport? Synchronized porch-sitting!
  19. Why did the Arkansas adult bring a pencil to the cocktail party? To take ‘spirited’ notes!
  20. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite kind of seafood? ‘Ark’-tic char!
  1. Why did the Arkansas dad bring a ladder to the football game? He heard the best plays were in the ‘high’lights!
  2. What’s an Arkansan dad’s favorite tool? The ‘punny’ wrench – it always knows how to ‘twist’ things!
  3. Why did the Arkansas dad start a barbecue restaurant? He wanted to show off his ‘grilliant’ skills!
  4. How do you know if an Arkansan dad is telling the truth? You can ‘bank’ on it; he’s always ‘Fayette-ful’!
  5. What’s an Arkansas dad’s favorite type of humor? ‘Pig’ jokes – they’re always ‘hogwash’!
  6. Why did the Arkansas dad take a map to the family reunion? He wanted to make sure he could navigate all the ‘kinfolk’!
  7. What’s an Arkansan dad’s favorite dance move? The ‘Razorback Boogie’ – it’s always a ‘hog-wild’ time!
  8. Why did the Arkansas dad bring a shovel to the picnic? He heard they were serving ‘dirt’-cake!
  9. What’s an Arkansas dad’s favorite kind of music? ‘Country’ tunes – they really ‘rock’ his world!
  10. Why did the Arkansas dad wear camouflage to the comedy show? He wanted to ‘blend’ in with the punchlines!
  11. What’s an Arkansan dad’s favorite way to relax? Sitting on the porch and ‘y’all-telling’ stories!
  12. Why did the Arkansas dad become a gardener? He heard it was the best way to grow a ‘crops’ of dad jokes!
  13. What’s an Arkansas dad’s favorite sport? ‘Fishing’ for compliments!
  14. Why did the Arkansas dad bring a tape measure to the concert? To see if the band’s performance was ‘long’ enough!
  15. What’s an Arkansan dad’s favorite TV show? ‘Ozark’ – it’s got the right mix of drama and ‘dad’-ness!
  16. Why did the Arkansas dad take a suitcase to the family barbecue? He wanted to pack in all the ‘travelin’ tales!
  17. What’s an Arkansas dad’s favorite way to cook? With a ‘grill’ of approval!
  18. Why did the Arkansas dad bring a calculator to the party? To make sure the fun was ‘adding’ up!
  19. What’s an Arkansan dad’s favorite kind of sandwich? A ‘ham’-burger!
  20. Why did the Arkansas dad bring a fan to the bar? He wanted to make sure there was a ‘cool’ breeze!

  1. What did the cheese say during the Arkansas picnic? “I’m ‘gouda’ be the life of this party!”
  2. Why did the cheese decide to move to Arkansas? It heard the dairy air was ‘cheddar’ there!
  3. How do Arkansans like their cheeseburgers? ‘Grilled’ to perfection with a side of Razorback sauce!
  4. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite cheese pun? “I camembert to be without you, y’all!”
  5. Why did the cheese go to school in Arkansas? It wanted to be extra ‘sharp’!
  6. What do you call a cheesy joke from Arkansas? A ‘cheddar’ chuckler!
  7. How did the cheese impress the Arkansan crowd? It did the ‘queso-nova’ dance!
  8. What’s an Arkansas cheese’s favorite game? ‘Hide and squeak’ in the Ozarks!
  9. Why did the cheese break up with its partner in Arkansas? They wanted to ‘brie-k’ up the monotony!
  10. What’s the Arkansas cheese’s favorite movie? ‘Swiss Family Robinson’ – it’s a ‘gouda’ classic!
  11. Why did the cheese apply for a job in Arkansas? It wanted to ‘provolone’ career!
  12. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite cheese for a snack? ‘Pepper-jack-a-lantern’ – it’s ‘jackin’ up the flavor!
  13. Why did the cheese feel at home in Arkansas? Because it’s always ‘grate’ to be surrounded by friends!
  14. What’s an Arkansas cheese’s favorite pickup line? “Are you from Little Rock? Because you’ve got me ‘cheddar’-ing for more!”
  15. Why did the cheese bring a suitcase to the Arkansas party? It wanted to ‘cheddar’ some great memories!
  16. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite cheesy TV show? ‘Ozarkarella’ – a crime drama with a side of mozzarella!
  17. Why did the cheese tell jokes at the Arkansas comedy club? It wanted to be the ‘big cheese’ of the entertainment scene!
  18. What’s an Arkansas cheese’s favorite kind of music? ‘Bluegrass-fed’ tunes – it’s a cheesy melody!
  19. Why did the cheese go to the Arkansas spa? It heard they offered the best ‘brie-laxation’ treatments!
  20. What’s an Arkansan’s favorite cheese holiday? ‘Independence Day-iry’ – a celebration of freedom and dairy goodness!

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