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1. Why did Ariel refuse to play hide and seek with the other mermaids? Because she’d always get caught by her “fishy” smell!
2. How does Ariel communicate with her underwater friends? She sends “shell” texts!
3. What’s Ariel’s favorite type of math? Algaebra!
4. Why did Ariel break up with the crab? She found out he was a little too “shellfish”!
5. What did Ariel say to the sea urchin who asked for a loan? “Sorry, I’m a little short on ‘sea’ dollars!”
6. How does Ariel stay in touch with her royal duties? She “seas” her schedule on a clamshell calendar!
7. Why did Ariel start a band with the dolphins? They had great “fin” harmony!
8. What’s Ariel’s favorite subject in school? “Oceans” of possibilities!
9. How did Ariel become so good at fishing? She watched a lot of “reel”-ity TV!
10. Why did Ariel take up gardening? She wanted to grow her own “sea” veggies!
11. What do you call it when Ariel loses her voice during karaoke night? A “mer-mishap”!
12. Why did Ariel go to school to learn about currents and tides? She wanted to be “shore” of herself!
13. How does Ariel keep her hair so shiny underwater? She uses “tide”-al conditioner!
14. Why did Ariel open a sushi restaurant? She wanted to “fin”-dulge her love for seafood!
15. What’s Ariel’s favorite kind of sandwich? A “tuna” fish sub, of course!
16. Why was Ariel the best volleyball player under the sea? She had a killer “serve”!
17. What did Ariel say to the jellyfish who wanted to borrow her favorite dress? “Sorry, it’s not ‘jelly’ wear!”
18. How does Ariel get ready for a night out? She puts on her “fin”-ishing touches!
19. Why did Ariel become a lifeguard? She wanted to “sea” the world!
20. What’s Ariel’s favorite board game? “Fin”opoly!

1. Why did Ariel refuse to play cards with the other sea creatures? She kept getting a “bad hand”!
2. How does Ariel answer the phone underwater? “Shell-o!”
3. What did Ariel say to the sea cucumber who wanted to date her? “Sorry, I’m not into ‘cuke’ing up!”
4. Why did Ariel get kicked out of the underwater comedy club? She kept dropping “clammy” jokes!
5. What’s Ariel’s favorite type of music? “Cod” Rock!
6. Why did Ariel bring a lobster to the party? She wanted to “claw-some” attention!
7. What did Ariel say to the seaweed who asked her for a dance? “Kelp yourself!”
8. Why did Ariel become a detective? She wanted to solve the “mystery” of missing pearls!
9. What’s Ariel’s favorite TV show? “The Little Mermalogues”!
10. Why did Ariel go to the doctor? She was feeling a little “crabby”!
11. What did Ariel say to the octopus who offered her a job? “I’m already ‘tentacled’ with responsibilities!”
12. Why was Ariel always the first one invited to underwater parties? She knew how to “make a splash”!
13. What’s Ariel’s favorite place to shop? The “Treasure Trove”!
14. Why did Ariel start a book club with the seahorses? She heard they were great at “reading” currents!
15. What did Ariel say when she bumped into the whale in the hallway? “Sorry, I didn’t ‘sea’ you there!”
16. Why did Ariel become a chef? She heard the job had “fin-tastic” perks!
17. What’s Ariel’s favorite type of candy? “Starfish” Crunch!
18. Why was Ariel always the best at charades? She could “act” like a fish out of water!
19. What did Ariel say to the crab who challenged her to a race? “You’re going to get ‘claw-sted’!”
20. Why did Ariel take up painting? She wanted to “sea” her artistic side!

1. Why did Ariel become a software developer? She wanted to make “waves” in the tech industry!
2. What’s Ariel’s favorite programming language? “Java” the Hut!
3. How does Ariel keep her emails organized? She uses the “sea-mail” app!
4. Why did Ariel start a blog about underwater adventures? She wanted to dive into “blogging”!
5. What did Ariel say when she couldn’t find her favorite underwater restaurant? “I must have ‘miso’placed it!”
6. Why did Ariel become an oceanographer? She wanted to explore the “depths” of the sea!
7. What’s Ariel’s favorite type of data? “Tidal” information!
8. Why did Ariel start a YouTube channel about sea creatures? She wanted to make “fintastic” content!
9. What did Ariel say when asked about her new underwater invention? “It’s a ‘reel-y’ good idea!”
10. Why did Ariel take up astronomy? She wanted to study the “starfish” constellations!
11. What’s Ariel’s favorite kind of puzzle? “Crossword” currents!
12. Why did Ariel become a DJ? She wanted to drop the “bass” under the sea!
13. What did Ariel say when asked about her favorite underwater movie? “I’m ‘hooked’ on The Little Mermalogues!”
14. Why did Ariel start a podcast about underwater mysteries? She wanted to dive into “deep-sea” discussions!
15. What’s Ariel’s favorite type of art? “Watercolor” paintings!
16. Why did Ariel become a mathematician? She wanted to solve “sea-rious” equations!
17. What did Ariel say when asked about her favorite undersea creature? “I’m ‘fin’-tastic with all of them!”
18. Why did Ariel start a website for underwater fashion? She wanted to make a “splash” in the industry!
19. What’s Ariel’s favorite type of book? “Whale”-written novels!
20. Why did Ariel become a nutritionist? She wanted to teach sea creatures how to have a “well-balanced” diet!

1. Why did Ariel refuse to play cards with the shrimp? They were always “shelling” out!
2. How does Ariel style her hair underwater? With “tide-y” techniques!
3. Why did Ariel get kicked out of the orchestra? She couldn’t “scale” the notes!
4. What did Ariel say to the starfish who wanted a ride? “Sorry, I’m all ‘tied’ up!”
5. Why did Ariel start a seaweed farm? She wanted to “grow with the flow”!
6. What did Ariel say when asked about her favorite type of sushi? “Anything but ‘fluke’!”
7. Why did Ariel bring a sponge to the beach? She heard it was “absorb”-ing company!
8. How does Ariel organize her jewelry collection? With “coral”-ful precision!
9. Why did Ariel become a lifeguard? She wanted to “sea” the world!
10. What did Ariel say when she met a nervous crab? “Don’t be so ‘shell’-f conscious!”
11. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they had “mussels”!
12. What did Ariel say when she found a treasure chest? “I’m ‘clamming’ this as mine!”
13. Why did Ariel become a lawyer? She wanted to defend the “in-justices” of the sea!
14. What’s Ariel’s favorite part of a clam? The “pearl”-fect center!
15. Why did Ariel start a seaweed skincare line? She wanted to “kelp” everyone glow!
16. What did Ariel say to the shark who wanted a loan? “You’re ‘fin’-ancially unstable!”
17. Why did Ariel join the underwater dance competition? She heard the “current” moves were amazing!
18. What’s Ariel’s favorite exercise? “Swim-ups”!
19. Why did Ariel start a tutoring business for sea creatures? She wanted to make sure they were “schooling”!
20. What did Ariel say when she bumped into the rock? “Sorry, I didn’t ‘sea’ you there!”

1. Why did Ariel Long become a librarian? She wanted to check out more than just books!
2. How does Ariel Long take her coffee? Extra long and strong!
3. What’s Ariel Long’s favorite kind of music? Long-strumentals!
4. Why did Ariel Long become a detective? She always gets to the long of the case!
5. How does Ariel Long stay in shape? She does the long jump every morning!
6. What does Ariel Long do at the beach? She always goes for the long walks on the sand!
7. Why did Ariel Long open a bakery? Because she wanted to make long loaves of bread!
8. What’s Ariel Long’s favorite book genre? Long novels, of course!
9. How did Ariel Long become a magician? She’s the master of the long disappearing act!
10. Why did Ariel Long start gardening? She loves growing long-stemmed flowers!
11. What did Ariel Long say to the marathon runner? “That’s cute, but I take the long way everywhere!”
12. How does Ariel Long text? With long messages, of course!
13. Why did Ariel Long start a band? She wanted to play the long notes!
14. What did Ariel Long say when asked about her vacation plans? “I’m going the long haul this time!”
15. Why did Ariel Long become an architect? She loves designing long bridges!
16. How does Ariel Long celebrate birthdays? With long-lasting parties!
17. What did Ariel Long say when asked about her favorite movie? “Anything with a long runtime!”
18. Why did Ariel Long join the circus? She wanted to be the star of the tightrope… the long way up!
19. How does Ariel Long like her pasta? Long, twirly, and extra saucy!
20. What did Ariel Long say when asked about her to-do list? “It’s so long, I need a longer day!”

1. Why did Ariel bring a ladder to school? She heard they were learning about “high-ariel” mathematics!
2. How does Ariel Long tell time? She uses a “mermaid-ian” clock!
3. What did Ariel say when asked to clean her room? “I’ll do it in a ‘fintasy’!”
4. Why did Ariel refuse to play hide and seek with the dolphins? She always gets “caught ‘waving’ too soon!”
5. What did Ariel say to the octopus during soccer practice? “You ink you can take the ball from me?”
6. How does Ariel Long study for exams? She dives deep into her “sea-crets” of success!
7. Why did Ariel’s pet fish refuse to eat dinner? It was tired of “s-krill”!
8. What did Ariel say to her fish friend who told a joke? “You’re ‘fin’-tastic!”
9. How did Ariel’s dolphin friend become a comedian? He mastered the art of “fluke-y” jokes!
10. Why did Ariel take an umbrella to the underwater school? She heard there was a chance of “rain-bows”!
11. What did Ariel say to her crab friend when he was feeling down? “Don’t be crabby, let’s do the ‘shell-ebration’ dance!”
12. Why did Ariel and her friends start a band? They wanted to make some “rockfish” music!
13. How does Ariel’s fish friend play hide and seek? He always hides in the “kelp-iest” spots!
14. What did Ariel’s jellyfish friend say when asked why he was glowing? “I’m just ‘shockingly’ radiant!”
15. Why did Ariel’s seahorse friend get a ticket? He was “gill-ty” of speeding in the current!
16. What did Ariel say when her seashell collection got too big? “I’m ‘shore’ running out of room!”
17. How did Ariel’s crab friend start a dance party? He invited everyone to the “claw-some” bash!
18. What did Ariel say to her starfish friend when he was worried about fitting in? “You’re a ‘star’, no matter where you land!”
19. Why did Ariel and her friends start a detective club? They wanted to solve the mystery of the missing “sea-crets”!
20. What did Ariel say when her fish friend asked for fashion advice? “Just keep swimming… in style!”

1. Why did Ariel stop dating the sailor? He kept saying her “sea-crets” were too fishy!
2. How does Ariel Long unwind after a long day? With a mer-lot of wine!
3. What did Ariel say when asked about her favorite kind of sushi? “Anything with a ‘fin’-tastic seaweed wrap!”
4. Why did Ariel’s ex-boyfriend get lost at sea? He couldn’t navigate the “depths” of her emotions!
5. How did Ariel Long react when someone asked for her signature? “Sure, but it’ll cost you a ‘fin’ and a tail!”
6. What’s Ariel Long’s go-to pickup line? “Do you believe in ‘mer’-maids or should I swim by again?”
7. Why did Ariel go to therapy? She needed help navigating the “rough waters” of love!
8. What did Ariel say when asked about her love life? “I’m just looking for a ‘manta-stic’ partner!”
9. Why did Ariel get kicked out of the seafood restaurant? She kept singing, “Under the sea, it’s better down where it’s wetter!”
10. How did Ariel Long react when someone asked if she’s a morning person? “I’m more of a ‘sea’-sonal creature!”
11. Why did Ariel’s mermaid friend start a podcast? She had a lot of “fish-tastic” tales to share!
12. What did Ariel say to the fisherman who caught her off guard? “You reeled me in, hook, line, and ‘sinker’!”
13. How does Ariel Long handle stress? She takes deep “sea” breaths and imagines she’s floating weightlessly!
14. Why did Ariel start a yoga class underwater? She wanted to master the art of the “mer-meditation” pose!
15. What did Ariel say when asked about her dream vacation? “Somewhere with a ‘shore’ thing and endless sunsets!”
16. How did Ariel’s mermaid friend become a bartender? She knows how to mix the perfect “sea-juice”!
17. Why did Ariel’s octopus neighbor move out? He couldn’t handle the “squid-pro-quo” of underwater living!
18. What did Ariel say when asked about her love for seafood? “I love it so much, I’m ‘dolphin’-itely a fan!”
19. Why did Ariel start a book club? She wanted to discuss the “tail”-telling adventures of famous mermaids!
20. How did Ariel Long impress the other mermaids at the underwater party? She did the “fintastic” dance moves!

1. Why did Ariel become an opera singer? Because she wanted to scale up her voice!
2. What’s Ariel’s favorite type of math? Algebra-fish!
3. How does Ariel organize her books? She uses the “shell-fabetical” system!
4. Why did Ariel go to school under the sea? She wanted to get a little fish-tory!
5. What did Ariel say when she met a clam with a great sense of humor? “You’re a real shell of a comedian!”
6. Why was Ariel always calm during storms? She had plenty of mer-maid to help!
7. How does Ariel communicate with dolphins? She sends them text-“fins”!
8. What did Ariel say when she found a great deal on gadgets? “Look at this ‘whozits’ and ‘whatzits’! Total bargain!”
9. Why did Ariel invite the shrimp to her party? She heard he was a great “krill-er” dancer!
10. What’s Ariel’s favorite kind of sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
11. Why did Ariel start a band with the lobsters? Because they had great “claw-bor” harmony!
12. What did Ariel say when she was feeling generous? “I’m feeling like a real ‘whale’ of a friend today!”
13. Why did Ariel take up gardening? She wanted to learn how to grow “sea-weed”!
14. What did Ariel do when her favorite TV show got cancelled? She said, “Oh well, back to ‘sea’-sons 1 through 5 on DVD!”
15. Why did Ariel never get lost in the ocean? She had a great “sea-nse” of direction!
16. What did Ariel say to the crab who borrowed her comb? “You’re ‘clawing’ at my last nerve, Sebastian!”
17. Why did Ariel become a chef? She heard the kitchen was full of “un-fish-inal” possibilities!
18. What did Ariel say when she found out about sushi? “Raw fish? That sounds a bit ‘fishy’ to me!”
19. Why was Ariel terrible at poker? She always bet on the “royal flush”!
20. What did Ariel say to her friend who was afraid of deep water? “Don’t worry, I’ll ‘tide’ you over!”

1. Why did Ariel bring cheese to the beach? She wanted to make a “sand-wich”!
2. What type of cheese does Ariel prefer? Mer-monterey Jack!
3. Why did Ariel join the cheese club? She heard they had “grate” meetings!
4. What did Ariel say when she accidentally spilled cheese on her tail? “Oops, looks like I’m a little ‘gouda’ at making messes!”
5. Why did Ariel become a cheese sculptor? She wanted to make “legendairy” art!
6. What’s Ariel’s favorite cheese game? Hide and squeak!
7. Why did Ariel open a cheese shop in the sea? She wanted to see the “whey-ve” of customers!
8. What did Ariel say when she saw a cheesy romantic movie? “Well, that was ‘brie-lliant’!”
9. Why did Ariel go to the cheese factory? She heard they were giving out free “mozzarella-staches”!
10. What’s Ariel’s favorite cheese pun? “You’re ‘feta’-bulous!”
11. Why did Ariel become a cheese detective? She loved solving “myste-ries”!
12. What did Ariel say when she made a cheesy joke? “I know, I know, I’m ‘gouda’ at this!”
13. Why did Ariel take up cheese rolling? She wanted to brie a champion!
14. What did Ariel say when she ran out of cheese? “Oh no, I’m in a ‘grate’ dilemma!”
15. Why was Ariel always found near the cheese plate at parties? She was the “rind” leader of snacks!
16. What did Ariel say when she got a cheesy compliment? “Aw, shucks, you’re making me ‘blue’!”
17. Why did Ariel start a cheese blog? She wanted to share her “whey-ward” adventures!
18. What did Ariel say when she tasted a delicious cheeseburger? “This is ‘muenster’-ful!”
19. Why did Ariel bring a slice of cheese to the library? She wanted to check out a “cheese-terpiece”!
20. What did Ariel say when she found out about the cheese festival? “Looks like I’ve found my ‘whey’ to happiness!”

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