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1. Why did the apple go to school? Because it wanted to be a “smart” apple!
2. What did the apple say to the worm? “Stop bugging me, I’m trying to concentrate!”
3. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
4. How does an apple say goodbye? “Core you later!”
5. Why did the apple break up with the orange? It couldn’t find common ground!
6. What do you get when you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
7. Why did the apple sit at the computer? It wanted to keep the doctor away, one byte at a time!
8. Why was the apple sad? It missed its “pear”ents!
9. How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down a hill!
10. What’s an apple’s favorite game? Hide and seed!
11. Why did the apple join a band? It had a lot of “core” talent!
12. What’s an apple’s favorite subject? “Apple”-gebra!
13. Why did the apple go to outer space? It wanted to be the first apple-stronaut!
14. What do you call a fake apple? A “mock”intosh!
15. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
16. What’s an apple’s favorite type of exercise? Core workouts!
17. Why did the apple stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of a-peel!
18. What did the apple say to the celery? “Quit stalking me, I’m not your type!”
19. Why did the apple break up with the banana? It found out it was in a “bunch” of trouble!
20. What do you call an apple that plays the guitar? A strumming fruit!

1. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of gas…trouble!
2. What did one apple say to the other during a race? “You’re ahead, but I’ll catch up, I’m an apple-ogist!”
3. Why did the apple go to school? To become “apple-literate”!
4. What do you get when you cross an apple with a comedian? A fruit that’s always in “jest”!
5. Why did the apple go to the party? Because it was a “core” part of the fun!
6. How do you make an apple turnover? Give it a gentle push and whisper, “Time for a change!”
7. Why did the apple go to the beach? It wanted to get a “sun-kissed” glow!
8. What’s an apple’s favorite dance move? The “Granny Smith Shuffle”!
9. Why did the apple run for mayor? It wanted to be the “a-peel-ing” candidate!
10. What did the apple say to the banana? “You’re a-peeling, but I’m the core of the joke!”
11. Why did the apple break up with the orange? It couldn’t handle the “citrus-y” drama!
12. What’s an apple’s favorite kind of music? Anything with “orchard-estral” arrangements!
13. Why did the apple refuse to jump into the fruit basket? It said, “I’m not ready to take the plunge, I’m still ripening!”
14. What did the apple say to the mirror? “You reflect my ‘core’ values!”
15. Why was the apple always getting into fights? It had a real “bruised” ego!
16. What do you call an apple that’s a sore loser? A “crabby” apple!
17. Why did the apple refuse to tell its age? It said, “I prefer to keep it ‘crisp’ and confidential!”
18. What’s an apple’s favorite TV show? “The Golden Delicious Girls”!
19. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It had a “bad seed” and needed some “apple-ied” treatment!
20. What did the apple say to the pie? “You complete me!”

1. Why did the apple go to school? Because knowledge is the core of success!
2. What did the apple say to the tree? “I’m just a fruit of your labor!”
3. Why did the apple break up with the pear? They realized they were too different, just not cut from the same orchard!
4. How does an apple apologize? It offers a “sincider” apology!
5. Why did the apple start a business? It wanted to turn its seeds of ideas into fruition!
6. What’s an apple’s favorite book? “The Great Fruit Gatsby”!
7. Why was the apple always calm? It had mastered the art of apple-osophy!
8. What’s the apple’s favorite sport? “Core”-minton!
9. Why did the apple go to the beach? To work on its tan and become a “golden delicious”!
10. What do you call an apple that’s a detective? A “fruit” investigator!
11. Why did the apple wear glasses? It had to keep its eyes “peeled” for opportunities!
12. How did the apple fix its broken heart? It focused on self-improvement and became even more “appealing”!
13. Why did the apple refuse to argue? It believed in maintaining harmony, not seeds of discord!
14. What did one apple say to the other during a tough situation? “We’ll get through this, we’re not afraid to take a bite out of adversity!”
15. Why was the apple considered a good listener? It knew the importance of being “core” attentive!
16. What’s an apple’s favorite form of art? “Still-life” painting!
17. Why did the apple go to therapy? It wanted to work on its “peel”-ings!
18. What did the apple say during a brainstorming session? “Let’s juice up our ideas and make cider-able progress!”
19. Why was the apple always in demand? Because it knew how to keep conversations “crisp” and refreshing!
20. What’s an apple’s favorite mathematical concept? “Pi” – the circumference of deliciousness!

1. Why was the apple a terrible actor? It always forgot its core lines!
2. How does an apple answer the phone? “Orange you glad it’s not a prank call?”
3. What do you call an apple that’s good at math? An “arithmetic”!
4. Why did the apple go to school early? It didn’t want to be tardy for the core curriculum!
5. What did one apple say to the other during a race? “I’ll catch up, I’m just a bit “seed”entary!”
6. What do you get when you drop an apple into a hot pan? “Apple-bottom heat”!
7. Why did the apple turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
8. What’s an apple’s favorite music genre? “Jazz” – it loves those smooth apple-lodies!
9. Why did the apple run away from the fruit salad? It didn’t want to be “tossed” into the mix!
10. What did the apple say to the orange during a disagreement? “Let’s not make this a fruitless argument!”
11. Why did the apple go to the gym? It wanted to work on its core strength!
12. How did the apple propose to the pear? It said, “We make a great “pear” together!”
13. What’s an apple’s favorite subject in school? “History” – it loves learning about its “forbidden fruit” origins!
14. Why was the apple always nervous? It had a constant fear of being “apple-sliced”!
15. What do you call an apple that’s a good listener? “Core”-mpassionate!
16. Why did the apple break up with the banana? It found out the banana was too “a-peel-ing”!
17. What did the apple say to the pineapple? “You’re a little too tropical for my taste!”
18. Why did the apple refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to be the “apple” of anyone’s eye!
19. What did one apple say to the other during a workout? “Keep going, we’re this close to becoming “juice” buffs!”
20. Why was the apple always at the top of the class? It had a “core” understanding of the subject!

1. Why did the apple go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie-pie!
2. What did the apple say to the banana? “You peel me.”
3. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
4. How did the apple propose to its sweetheart? With a “peary” nice ring!
5. Why was the apple sad? Because it couldn’t find its core values.
6. What’s an apple’s favorite subject in school? Math, because it loves to crunch numbers!
7. Why did the apple break up with the orange? It couldn’t concentrate.
8. Why did the apple turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. What do you get when you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
10. Why did the apple stop playing the piano? It lost its “a-peel.”
11. How does an apple communicate with you? It sends iMessages!
12. Why did the apple go to outer space? It wanted to be a “star”fruit!
13. Why was the apple afraid to take tests? It was worried about getting a bad “grade.”
14. What’s an apple’s favorite band? The Cranberries!
15. Why did the apple sit next to the computer? It wanted to become “app”lesauce!
16. What do you call a sad apple? A blueberry!
17. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
18. What’s an apple’s favorite part of a joke? The punch line!
19. How does an apple get rich? It invests in the stock market!
20. Why did the apple go to the party? It wanted to be the “apple of everyone’s eye”!

1. Why did the apple go to school? Because it wanted to become the teacher’s pet!
2. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
3. Why did the apple run away from home? It didn’t want to be in the lunchbox!
4. What did the apple say to the orange? “You’re a-peeling!”
5. Why was the apple so happy? Because it found its core purpose in life!
6. What’s an apple’s favorite game? Hide and seed!
7. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling “a-peel-ing”!
8. How does an apple take a selfie? With its core camera!
9. What did the apple say to the worm? “You’re boring me to the core!”
10. Why did the apple cross the road? To get to the “core”ner store!
11. How does an apple listen to music? With its “core”dless headphones!
12. Why was the apple invited to the picnic? It was the apple of everyone’s eye!
13. What do you call an apple that plays the guitar? A jamming session!
14. Why did the apple go to outer space? It wanted to visit the “apple-tur” belt!
15. How does an apple go on vacation? It takes a “core” cruise!
16. What’s an apple’s favorite TV show? The Big Apple Theory!
17. Why did the apple bring a ladder to the party? It heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
18. What did the apple say to the pineapple? “Stop trying to steal my thunder!”
19. How does an apple apologize? It says, “I’m sorry to the core!”
20. Why was the apple blushing? Because it saw the apple of its eye!

1. Why did the apple break up with the banana? It found out the banana was “fruiting” around!
2. How does an apple like its martinis? Shaken, not stirred!
3. Why did the apple file a lawsuit? It got caught in a “sticky” situation!
4. What did the apple say to the seductive peach? “You’re making me blush to the core!”
5. Why did the apple go to therapy? It had too many “core” issues!
6. How does an apple spice up its love life? It adds a little cinnamon!
7. Why did the apple go to the singles bar? It was looking for its perfect “pair”!
8. What did one apple say to the other apple at the nightclub? “Wanna dance? I’m feeling ‘a-peeling’ tonight!”
9. How does an apple flirt? It says, “You’re the apple of my eye… and I like what I see!”
10. Why was the apple blushing? Because it got caught in a compromising position with the peach!
11. What’s an apple’s favorite pickup line? “Do you believe in love at first bite?”
12. Why did the apple join the dating app? It wanted to find its perfect “core”panion!
13. How does an apple relax after a long day? It takes a dip in the cider jacuzzi!
14. Why did the apple buy a fancy car? It wanted to show off its “core”vette!
15. What did the apple say to the grape? “Let’s make it a fruity affair!”
16. Why was the apple blushing in the grocery store? It got caught in the produce section with the banana!
17. How does an apple handle rejection? It says, “That’s okay, I’ve got plenty of other fruits on my tree!”
18. Why did the apple get kicked out of the orchard? It was caught having a forbidden romance with the pear!
19. What’s an apple’s favorite type of date? A “juicy” one!
20. Why did the apple go to the nightclub? It wanted to find someone to “juice” with!

1. Why did the apple go to school early? Because it wanted to be a “core” student!
2. What did the apple say to its child? “You’re the apple of my eye… and my tree!”
3. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It needed to take a “pit” stop!
4. How does an apple keep in touch with its kids? It sends them “a-peel-ing” messages!
5. Why did the apple go to work? It wanted to make some “seed” money!
6. What did the apple say to the little seed? “Grow big and strong, you’re my future tree!”
7. Why did the apple call a family meeting? It wanted to “core” out some time for bonding!
8. How does an apple discipline its kids? It gives them the “root” of the problem!
9. Why was the apple proud of its child? Because it was the apple that didn’t fall far from the tree!
10. What’s an apple’s favorite bedtime story? Snow White and the Seven Apples!
11. Why did the apple dress up for Halloween? It wanted to be the “apple” of everyone’s eye!
12. How does an apple encourage its kids? It says, “You’re going to grow up to be ‘a-peel-ing’!”
13. Why did the apple tell jokes to its kids? It wanted to keep the doctor away with laughter!
14. What did the apple say to its child on graduation day? “You’ve finally reached the top of the tree!”
15. Why did the apple give its kid a hug? Because it wanted to show it was a “fruitful” parent!
16. How does an apple help its kids with math? It shows them how to “count” seeds!
17. Why did the apple take its kid to the orchard? It wanted to teach it about its roots!
18. What did the apple say to its kid on a roller coaster? “Hang on tight, we’re going for a ‘juicy’ ride!”
19. Why did the apple take its kid to the art museum? It wanted to teach it about different types of “apple-lications!”
20. How does an apple motivate its kids? It says, “You can reach the top branch if you ‘blossom’ your talents!”

1. Why did the apple break up with the banana? Because it found a new core interest.
2. What do you call a mischievous apple? A fruit loop!
3. Why did the apple go to school? To become a “smart” apple.
4. How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down a hill!
5. What did the apple say to the almond? Stop being a nut!
6. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
7. Why was the apple sad? It couldn’t find its other apple half!
8. What’s an apple’s favorite kind of music? A-pulp!
9. Why was the apple nervous? It was about to take the “core” exam!
10. How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden!
11. Why did the apple go out with a fig? Because it couldn’t find a date!
12. What did the apple skin say to the apple flesh? I’ve got you covered!
13. Why did the apple go to outer space? To find the cosmic crunch!
14. What did one apple say to the other during a race? I’m a-peeling ahead!
15. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the “rot” flu!
16. What did the apple say to the orange? We’re apples and oranges, but we’re still fruits!
17. Why was the apple blushing? It saw the apple of its eye!
18. What’s an apple’s favorite game? Hide and seed!
19. Why did the apple run for president? It wanted to make fruit great again!
20. What did the apple wear to the party? A fruit tuxedo!

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