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1. Why did the ant go to school? Because it wanted to be an intelligent ‘ant-ellectual’!
2. What do you call an ant who’s a great dancer? A ‘rave’ ant!
3. Why did the ant get promoted at work? Because it was an excellent ‘ant-trepreneur’!
4. What do you call a group of musical ants? A ‘symph-ant’-y orchestra!
5. How do ants communicate with each other? Through ‘ant-ennas’!
6. Why did the ant join the military? Because it wanted to be an ‘ant-soldier’!
7. What did one ant say to the other about their picnic? “I’m ‘ant’-icipating some delicious treats!”
8. Why don’t ants ever get lost? Because they always follow their ‘ant’-ennae!
9. What’s an ant’s favorite type of movie? A ‘docu-ant’-ary!
10. Why did the ant sit on the clock? It wanted to be on ‘ant’-time!
11. What did the big ant say to the little ant? “You’re just a ‘bit’-ant-sized!”
12. Why did the ant blush? Because it saw the Queen ant without her crown on!
13. What did the ant say to its sweetheart? “You are the ‘ant’-ire world to me!”
14. Why did the ant go to the doctor? It had ‘ant’-ibiotics!
15. What’s an ant’s favorite sport? Cricket, because it’s a game of ‘bat’-and-ball!
16. Why did the ant start a band? Because it had ‘ant’-astic musical talent!
17. What do you call an ant who’s a skilled mathematician? A ‘quadr-ant’!
18. Why don’t ants ever get into fights? Because they are ‘pe-ant’-ful creatures!
19. What did the ant say when it got stepped on? “That was a ‘giant’ mistake!”
20. Why was the ant so good at solving puzzles? Because it had an ‘ant’-ellect for it!

1. Why did the ant go to school? Because it wanted to be an intelligent ant-ellectual!
2. What do you call an ant who’s good at math? An accountant!
3. Why did the ant sit on the clock? It wanted to be on ant-ime!
4. What do you get when you cross an ant with a snowman? Frost-bite!
5. How do ants stay healthy? They do ant-aerobics!
6. Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants!
7. What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? An independant!
8. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have ant-ibodies!
9. Why did the ant bring a magnifying glass to the picnic? To read the menu!
10. What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano? Discord-ant!
11. Why don’t ants ever get into arguments? They’re always too busy ant-agreeing!
12. What’s an ant’s favorite type of music? Pop music, because they love to “ant-icipate” the beat!
13. Why did the ant go to space? It wanted to be the first in ant-ergalactic exploration!
14. What’s an ant’s favorite dance move? The ant-tenna shake!
15. Why did the ant bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
16. What do you call an ant who won’t stop talking? A chatty-rant!
17. Why did the ant get kicked out of the library? It was bugging the librarian!
18. What’s an ant’s favorite sport? Cricket!
19. Why was the ant so good at baseball? Because he had a lot of ant-icipation!
20. Why did the ant blush? Because it saw the queen ant’s under-ant-garments!

1. Why did the ant major in computer science? Because it wanted to learn how to debug its own code!
2. How did the ant solve the complex math problem? It used its ant-ellectual abilities!
3. Why did the ant get a promotion at work? Because it had a great sense of ant-icipation!
4. What do you call an ant who is a master of disguise? A chameleon-ant!
5. Why did the ant become a detective? Because it had a knack for finding clues with its antennae!
6. How did the ant win the chess tournament? It outsmarted its opponents with strategic moves!
7. Why did the ant start a business? Because it had an entrepreneurial spirit!
8. What do you call an ant who’s an expert in literature? An ant-hor!
9. Why did the ant become a diplomat? Because it was skilled in ant-ernational relations!
10. How did the ant become a successful architect? It built bridges between different ant colonies!
11. Why did the ant become a chef? Because it had a taste for gourmet ant cuisine!
12. What do you call an ant who’s a genius with puzzles? A jigsaw ant!
13. Why did the ant become a philosopher? Because it pondered the meaning of existence in its anthill!
14. How did the ant excel in physics? It understood the principles of ant-gravity!
15. Why did the ant enroll in art school? Because it had an eye for detail and loved to paint with tiny brushes!
16. What do you call an ant who’s skilled in negotiation? An ant-aggregator!
17. Why did the ant become a lawyer? Because it had a talent for arguing its case with ant-ticipation!
18. How did the ant become a successful inventor? It had a knack for thinking outside the anthill!
19. Why did the ant start a band? Because it could carry a tune with its tiny mandibles!
20. What do you call an ant who’s a master of strategy? A tacti-ant!

1. Why did the ant go to school? To improve its ant-telligence!
2. What do you call an ant who can’t decide? Indecis-ant!
3. Why was the ant so good at dancing? It had ant-astic moves!
4. What did the ant say to the other ant at the picnic? “Ant-icipate a great meal!”
5. Why was the ant always happy? Because it had an ant-itude of gratitude!
6. How did the ant propose? With a tiny ant-ique ring!
7. Why did the ant blush? It saw its crush across the anthill!
8. What do you call an ant who’s a comedian? A stand-up ant!
9. Why did the ant bring a parachute to the party? In case it wanted to ant-icipate a fall!
10. What’s an ant’s favorite movie? The Ant-cient of the Lambs!
11. Why did the ant go to space? It wanted to meet the aliens and have an ant-ergalactic party!
12. What’s an ant’s favorite hobby? Stamp ant-collecting!
13. Why did the ant wear sunglasses? To avoid being blinded by the “ant-sun”!
14. What do you call an ant who’s a picky eater? A decidu-ant!
15. Why did the ant fail the math test? It got caught in an ant-iclimactic equation!
16. What do you call an ant who’s always on time? Punctu-ant!
17. Why did the ant bring a map to the library? In case it got lost in the anthologies!
18. What’s an ant’s favorite game? Hide and ant-seek!
19. Why did the ant get a job as a lifeguard? It had a strong sense of ant-icipation for danger!
20. What’s an ant’s favorite song? “I Will Survive” by Glor-ant Gaynor!

1. Why did the ant go to school? Because it wanted to be an arithmetic ant!
2. What do you call an ant who’s good at math? A multi-ant-asker!
3. How do ants communicate when they’re angry? They send each other ant-i-messages!
4. Why was the ant confused at the picnic? Because all the food was ant-i-pasti!
5. What do you get when you cross an ant with a snowman? Frost-bite!
6. Why did the ant sit on the clock? To be on ant-time!
7. What do you call a brave ant? Defiant!
8. Why did the ant refuse to play cards with the other insects? Because they were dealing with a deck full of cheet-ants!
9. What’s an ant’s favorite kind of movie? A rom-ant-ic comedy!
10. What do you call an ant who’s a great singer? A croon-tant!
11. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have ant-i-bodies!
12. How do ants navigate through traffic? They use their ant-ennas!
13. What do you call an ant who’s a good dancer? Elegant!
14. Why don’t ants ever get lost? Because they always follow the ant-eriors!
15. What do you call an ant who’s always on the move? A nom-ant!
16. Why was the ant so good at baseball? Because it had a great swing and could always find home plate!
17. What do you call an ant who’s a detective? An ant-sleuth!
18. Why was the ant so good at gardening? Because it had a green thumb!
19. What’s an ant’s favorite game? Hide and ant-seek!
20. Why did the ant go to space? It wanted to be an astron-ant!

1. Why did the ant go to school? To learn how to be ant-telligent!
2. What do you call a baby ant? An ant-ling!
3. How do baby ants learn to read? They use their ant-ennas to pick up signals!
4. Why did the baby ant sit on the mushroom? Because it wanted to be a fun-guy!
5. What do you call a young ant who’s always running around? An ant-splorer!
6. Why did the little ant refuse to eat its vegetables? Because it wanted ants in its pants!
7. How do baby ants get around? They hitch a ride on their ant-siblings!
8. Why did the young ant carry a book to the picnic? Because it wanted to be well-read!
9. What do baby ants like to collect? Miniature sticks and pebbles!
10. Why did the baby ant go to the playground? To go on the ant-slide!
11. What do you call a baby ant who’s good at jokes? A pun-ant!
12. Why was the young ant upset? Because it couldn’t find its favorite toy, an ant-ique!
13. How do baby ants ask for help? They send out tiny ant-ennouncements!
14. Why did the baby ant wear sunglasses? Because it was an ant-sun!
15. What’s a baby ant’s favorite bedtime story? The Ant and the Grasshopper!
16. Why did the young ant bring a magnifying glass to the picnic? To have ant-ventures!
17. What do you call a baby ant who’s always curious? An ant-trepid explorer!
18. Why did the baby ant bring a map to school? To learn how to navigate the ant-ique roads!
19. What’s a baby ant’s favorite game? Hide and ant-seek!
20. Why did the young ant get a time-out? Because it wouldn’t stop ant-agonizing its siblings!

1. Why did the ant get kicked out of the picnic?
   Because it brought its own ant-ertainment!
2. What do you call an ant who’s a great dancer?
   A cha-cha-chant!
3. Why did the ant refuse to play cards?
   Because it was afraid of the ante!
4. What did the ant say to its friend who was feeling down?
   “Don’t worry, everything will be ant-tastic!”
5. How do ants communicate during a party?
   They use ant-ennas to pick up the vibe!
6. Why did the ant go to therapy?
   To work through its deep-seated anthro-pology issues!
7. What did one ant say to the other during rush hour?
   “Looks like we’re stuck in a traffic jam-ANT!”
8. Why was the ant invited to the comedy club?
   Because it had some great ant-ics!
9. What do you call an ant who’s a tech enthusiast?
   An iAnt!
10. Why did the ant fail the math test?
    Because it couldn’t count on its tiny ant-lers!
11. How do ants express excitement?
    They do the ant-icipation dance!
12. Why did the ant break up with its partner?
    Because they were just too distant, not ant-tached enough!
13. What did the ant say to its sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?
    “You’re the only ant for me!”
14. Why did the ant get a job as a construction worker?
    Because it was great at lifting heavy ant-hills!
15. How do ants solve arguments?
    They have an ant-agreement!
16. What do you call an ant who’s a fashionista?
    A trendiANT!
17. Why did the ant become a detective?
    Because it had a knack for solving ant-iquated mysteries!
18. What’s an ant’s favorite type of music?
    Pop and anthill!
19. Why did the ant start a band?
    Because it wanted to be an in-dep-ANT-dent artist!
20. What do you call an ant who’s a daredevil?
    A thrill-ANT seeker!

1. Why did the ant go to school? Because he wanted to be an intelligent “ant-ellectual”!
2. What do you call an ant who likes to dance? A jitterbug!
3. Why was the ant so good at math? Because he knew how to “count” on his legs!
4. How do ants communicate when they’re in a hurry? They use their “ant-ennas” for express messaging!
5. What do you get when you cross an ant with a rabbit? Bugs Bunny’s distant cousin!
6. Why did the ant sit on the clock? To be on “ant-time”!
7. What do you call an ant who’s a great singer? A humdinger!
8. Why don’t ants ever get sick? Because they have tiny “ant-ibodies”!
9. What do you call an ant who’s a stand-up comedian? A gigglebug!
10. Why did the ant bring a suitcase to the picnic? Because he wanted to go on an “ant-venture”!
11. What do you call a sophisticated ant? An “ant-gentleman”!
12. Why did the ant go to space? To explore the “universANT”!
13. What do you call an ant who’s good with technology? An “ant-ivirus”!
14. Why don’t ants ever get lost? Because they always follow their “ant-ennas”!
15. What did the mama ant say to her naughty kid? “Stop bugging your sister!”
16. What do you call an ant who’s a champion weightlifter? A musclebug!
17. Why don’t ants ever get into arguments? Because they always find a “peace-ant” solution!
18. What did the ant say when it bumped into the wall? “That’s the way the crumbles!”
19. Why did the ant apply for a job at the bakery? Because he heard they knead ants for their dough!
20. What do you call an ant who’s a talented artist? A picantso!

1. Why did the ant sit on the computer? Because it wanted to check its Facebook feed!
2. What do you call an ant who likes to dance? A jitterbug!
3. Why was the ant so good at math? Because it was an accountant!
4. What did the ant say to the elephant? “You’re irrelephant, I’m antastic!”
5. Why did the ant get on the elevator? Because it wanted to go up a level!
6. What’s an ant’s favorite Beatles song? “Hey Jude, I’m carrying a load!”
7. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-ibodies!
8. What did the ant say when it bumped into a door? “Ant-icipation got the best of me!”
9. Why did the ant go to school? To become a brilliant ant-tropologist!
10. How do ants stay healthy? They exercise in their ant-aerobic classes!
11. Why did the ant apply for a job at the bakery? Because it heard they knead ants for their bread!
12. What’s an ant’s favorite movie genre? Rom-ant-ic comedies!
13. Why did the ant blush? Because it saw the queen ant in her new gown!
14. What do you call a sophisticated ant? An ele-gant!
15. Why did the ant bring a magnifying glass to the picnic? To make sure it was ant-tastic!
16. What’s an ant’s favorite kind of music? Rock and ant-roll!
17. Why don’t ants get into arguments? Because they’re all in the same ant-hill!
18. What did the ant say to its friend at the picnic? “Let’s have an ant-astic time!”
19. How do ants send messages? They use ant-ennas!
20. Why did the ant go to art class? To learn how to draw an-tiques!

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