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  1. Why did the alpaca bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
  2. What did the alpaca say to its therapist? “I’m tired of always being the butt of llama jokes!”
  3. How do alpacas greet each other? With a wooly “al-paca hello!”
  4. Why don’t alpacas play hide and seek? Because they always stand out in a crowd!
  5. What do you call an alpaca who can play the guitar? A rock-a-paca star!
  6. Why did the alpaca go to art school? It wanted to learn how to draw more than just a wooly picture!
  7. What do you get when you cross an alpaca with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
  8. Why did the alpaca wear sunglasses? Because it didn’t want to be recognized in its incognito fleece!
  9. What’s an alpaca’s favorite type of music? Llama-nated!
  10. How do alpacas keep in touch? They send each other alpaca grams!
  11. What did the alpaca say to its friend when it was feeling down? “Alpaca-lips turn that frown upside down!”
  12. Why did the alpaca break up with its significant other? Because they were just wool-mates!
  13. What’s an alpaca’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a good wool twist!
  14. How do alpacas navigate the internet? They use alpacapedia!
  15. Why don’t alpacas ever get lost? Because they always follow their alpaca-dots!
  16. What’s an alpaca’s favorite season? Llama-summer, of course!
  17. Why did the alpaca take up meditation? It heard it was good for finding its inner fleece!
  18. What do you call a group of alpacas doing yoga? A wool-ga class!
  19. Why did the alpaca refuse to join the dance party? It didn’t want to end up in a wool spin!
  20. What’s an alpaca’s favorite hobby? Alpaca-picking!
  1. Why did the alpaca bring a ladder to the dance? Because it heard the DJ was playing “llama-nna”!
  2. What do you call an alpaca who knows karate? A kung-fu woolly!
  3. Why don’t alpacas ever get lost? Because they always follow their “alpaca-map”!
  4. What did the alpaca say when it won the lottery? “I’m going to buy the fluffiest socks in town!”
  5. How do alpacas communicate on the internet? With an alpaca-net!
  6. Why did the alpaca bring a pencil to the party? Because it heard there would be a “llama-writing” contest!
  7. What did one alpaca say to the other during a snowstorm? “I’m so woolly, I can’t even see through the fluff!”
  8. Why did the alpaca go to school? To get a “llama-cation”!
  9. What do you call an alpaca who loves to take risks? A dare-fleecy!
  10. Why don’t alpacas ever get into arguments? Because they always say “alpaca-peace”!
  11. What’s an alpaca’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop-alpaca!
  12. Why did the alpaca join the band? Because it could play the “llama-pet”!
  13. How do alpacas stay cool in the summer? They always carry a “llama-shade”!
  14. What’s an alpaca’s favorite sport? Woolly-ball!
  15. Why did the alpaca go to space? To explore the “llama-nets”!
  16. What do you call an alpaca with a fantastic singing voice? An “alpaca-pella”!
  17. Why was the alpaca always late? Because it had too much “alpaca-distractions” along the way!
  18. What’s an alpaca’s favorite type of movie? A “llama-comedy”!
  19. Why did the alpaca bring a pillow to the picnic? Because it wanted to take a “llama-nap”!
  20. What did the alpaca say to the farmer? “Quit trying to pull the wool over my eyes!”

  1. Why did the alpaca bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
  2. How does an alpaca keep track of its finances? With its alpacountant!
  3. Why did the alpaca break up with its significant other? It was tired of the drama llama!
  4. What did the alpaca say when it won the lottery? “I’m feeling wooly lucky!”
  5. Why did the alpaca go to school? To get a little extra alpaca-tion!
  6. How do alpacas stay up to date with the news? They read the alpacaper!
  7. Why don’t alpacas ever get lost? Because they always know their alpacature!
  8. What do you call an alpaca who’s a skilled musician? A llamanist!
  9. Why did the alpaca wear sunglasses? It didn’t want to be recognized in the alpacarazzi!
  10. What’s an alpaca’s favorite type of movie? Alpaca-drama!
  11. How do alpacas communicate over long distances? With alpacaphones!
  12. Why did the alpaca bring a pencil to the party? In case it wanted to draw some alpacassos!
  13. What’s an alpaca’s favorite dessert? Llamacarons!
  14. Why don’t alpacas ever get tired of telling jokes? Because they have a great sense of alpaca-humor!
  15. What’s an alpaca’s favorite game? Llamaball!
  16. Why did the alpaca become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of the missing alpacorn!
  17. What’s an alpaca’s favorite social media platform? Insta-llama!
  18. Why did the alpaca start a band? It heard it could make some alpacash!
  19. How does an alpaca greet its friends? With an alpaca-hug!
  20. Why did the alpaca go to space? To explore the alpaca-laxy!
  1. Why did the alpaca bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the high shelf!
  2. What do you call an alpaca with a great sense of humor? A laugh-a-paca!
  3. Why don’t alpacas ever play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
  4. How do alpacas greet each other? With a woolly “alpaca-llo”!
  5. What did the alpaca say when it won the lottery? “I’m going on an alpaca-dventure!”
  6. Why was the alpaca always invited to parties? Because it knew how to “wool” the crowd!
  7. What did the alpaca say to its crush? “You’re the woolly one for me!”
  8. How do alpacas stay cool in the summer? They use their al-paca fans!
  9. Why don’t alpacas ever get into arguments? Because they always find a way to wool-vercome their differences!
  10. What’s an alpaca’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop-a!
  11. How do alpacas navigate through the forest? With their alpa-compass!
  12. Why did the alpaca join a band? Because it had a lot of al-paca-bility!
  13. What do you call an alpaca with no sense of direction? Lost-paca!
  14. Why did the alpaca bring a suitcase to the party? Because it was ready for an alpaca-cation!
  15. What’s an alpaca’s favorite snack? Pop-a-corn!
  16. Why don’t alpacas make good detectives? Because they always fleece the scene!
  17. What do you call an alpaca with excellent manners? A class-act-paca!
  18. Why did the alpaca start a garden? Because it wanted to grow some al-paca-choys!
  19. How do alpacas send messages? By al-paca-ing them neatly!
  20. Why don’t alpacas ever get in trouble? Because they always know how to alpaca-situation!

  1. Why did the alpaca bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
  2. What do you call an alpaca with a big ego? An alpaca-donna!
  3. How do alpacas like their coffee? Al-pa-cappuccino!
  4. Why did the alpaca go to school? To improve its herd-ucation!
  5. What’s an alpaca’s favorite type of music? Llama-r!
  6. How do alpacas say “I love you”? Al-paca you in my heart!
  7. What did the alpaca say to the blade of grass? “Nice to mow you!”
  8. Why did the alpaca go to the art museum? It heard there was an abstract herd on display!
  9. What do you call an alpaca with no legs? A cloud!
  10. How do alpacas keep their fur looking fabulous? With a lla-ma-scarf!
  11. Why did the alpaca refuse to play cards? Because it didn’t want to get caught in a game of “llama-cheat-a”!
  12. What do you call a group of musical alpacas? A band of llamas!
  13. Why did the alpaca bring string to the party? To tie one on!
  14. What do alpacas sing at birthday parties? “Fleece Navidad!”
  15. How do alpacas greet each other in the morning? “Al-paca good morning!”
  16. What’s an alpaca’s favorite movie genre? Dram-llama!
  17. Why did the alpaca start a business? To get ahead in the herd!
  18. What do you call an alpaca that can’t stop telling jokes? A laugh-a-lot!
  19. Why did the alpaca become a detective? To track down the missing herd!
  20. What do you call an alpaca who’s a great dancer? A hoofin’ llama!
  1. Why did the alpaca bring a ladder to school? Because it wanted to reach the high-llamas of education!
  2. What do you call an alpaca who tells jokes? A llaugh-paca!
  3. How does an alpaca keep its fur in perfect condition? It uses a lloofah!
  4. Why did the alpaca go to outer space? It wanted to meet the llamanauts!
  5. What do you call a group of singing alpacas? An alpaca-pella choir!
  6. Why did the alpaca go to the dentist? To get its llamas cleaned!
  7. What do you get when you cross an alpaca with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
  8. Why did the alpaca bring a map to the party? Because it didn’t want to be a llost-paca!
  9. What did the alpaca say to the blade of grass? “Nice to eat you!”
  10. Why was the alpaca always invited to parties? Because it was the llife of the fiesta!
  11. How does an alpaca keep track of time? With its alpaclock!
  12. What’s an alpaca’s favorite type of movie? A llove story, of course!
  13. Why did the alpaca break up with its girlfriend? She said he was too llate to commit!
  14. What do you call an alpaca who loves to dance? A tango-paca!
  15. Why did the alpaca take a computer class? It wanted to learn how to code in LlamaScript!
  16. How does an alpaca pay for things? With its alpacard!
  17. Why did the alpaca bring a suitcase to the zoo? It was going on a llong vacation!
  18. What do you call an alpaca who’s a great athlete? A track-star-paca!
  19. Why did the alpaca become a musician? It wanted to join a llatin band!
  20. What do you call an alpaca who loves to read? A book-wool!

  1. Why did the alpaca join a dating site? To find its perfect alpaca-pal!
  2. What did the alpaca say to its therapist? “I’m tired of being the butt of everyone’s jokes.”
  3. How does an alpaca start a conversation at a party? “Llama introduce myself.”
  4. Why don’t alpacas ever get in trouble? Because they always know how to wool their way out of it!
  5. What did the alpaca say to the fashion designer? “I’m tired of being sheared for fashion’s sake.”
  6. Why don’t alpacas play hide and seek? Because they always stand out in a crowd!
  7. Why did the alpaca get banned from the comedy club? It kept telling too many inside “wool” jokes!
  8. What’s an alpaca’s favorite movie genre? Alpaca-drama!
  9. Why did the alpaca break up with its partner? They just couldn’t see eye-to-eye on the “wool” situation!
  10. What do you call an alpaca with a great sense of humor? A laugh-a-paca!
  11. How do alpacas apologize? They say, “I’m so sorry, I really llama’d up!”
  12. Why did the alpaca refuse to wear socks? Because it heard they could get “wool”ly uncomfortable!
  13. Why don’t alpacas ever get lost? Because they always know how to find their herd instinct!
  14. What’s an alpaca’s favorite sport? Llamaball!
  15. Why did the alpaca go to school? To get a degree in Alpaca-nomics!
  16. What did one alpaca say to the other about their diet? “I’m tired of all this alpaca-lunch!”
  17. Why don’t alpacas ever get bored? Because they always find ways to have a “fleecy” time!
  18. What’s an alpaca’s favorite type of music? Wool-rock!
  19. Why did the alpaca open a bakery? Because it wanted to make some alpaca-cakes!
  20. How does an alpaca win an argument? It uses its alpaca-logic to “shear” its point!
  1. Why did the alpaca bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the “high alpaca” shelf!
  2. What do you call an alpaca with a great sense of humor? A laugh-a-paca!
  3. Why was the alpaca always calm and collected? Because he had a “llama” of patience!
  4. How do alpacas greet each other? With a fuzzy “al-paca” on the back!
  5. What did the alpaca say to his son when he left for college? “Alpaca bag and don’t forget to call!”
  6. Why don’t alpacas play hide and seek? Because they always stand out in a “llama” way!
  7. What do you call an alpaca who tells tall tales? A fib-herder!
  8. Why did the alpaca bring an umbrella to the comedy show? Because he heard the jokes were going to be “alpaca” punchlines!
  9. How do alpacas keep track of their appointments? They use a “wooly” calendar!
  10. Why was the alpaca so good at math? Because he was an “alpaca”lypse of equations!
  11. What’s an alpaca’s favorite dessert? “Alpaca” pie with a side of fluff!
  12. Why was the alpaca so confident in his job interview? Because he knew he had “llama”-nate skills!
  13. What do you call an alpaca who loves to sing? An “alpaca-pella” artist!
  14. Why did the alpaca bring a pencil to the pasture? In case he needed to “alpaca” note!
  15. What do you get when you cross an alpaca with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
  16. Why did the alpaca go to art school? Because he wanted to brush up on his “alpaca”-nvas skills!
  17. What’s an alpaca’s favorite sport? “Alpaca” pong – they’re great at bouncing ideas!
  18. Why don’t alpacas ever get lost? Because they always follow their “herd” instincts!
  19. What do you call a group of alpacas performing in a band? A woolly orchestra!
  20. Why did the alpaca sit on the computer? He wanted to keep an “eye-paca” on his pasture investments!

  1. Why did the alpaca bring a ladder to the comedy show? Because it wanted to reach new heights in alpacamy!
  2. What did the alpaca say to its friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, I’ll alpaca you up!”
  3. How does an alpaca keep its fur looking fabulous? With a lotta conditioner and a little alpaca magic!
  4. Why did the alpaca break up with its significant other? They just couldn’t see eye to eye – one was too “alpaca-tive”!
  5. What do you call an alpaca that can rap? An alpaca-shocka!
  6. Why did the alpaca bring a pencil to the party? In case it wanted to draw some alpacas!
  7. What’s an alpaca’s favorite type of music? Anything with a little bit of “alpacapella”!
  8. Why did the alpaca cross the road? To get to the other alpaca-dentally!
  9. How does an alpaca like its coffee? With a little bit of “alpaca-cino”!
  10. What’s an alpaca’s favorite movie genre? Alpacapella – it loves a good musical!
  11. Why was the alpaca so good at math? It had a great “alpacalculus” teacher!
  12. What did the alpaca say to the thief who stole its wool? “You’ve made a grave alpaca-sin!”
  13. Why did the alpaca go to school? To learn how to be “alpaca-demic”!
  14. What do you call an alpaca with a sweet tooth? A “lollipopaca”!
  15. Why did the alpaca bring a map to the desert? To avoid getting “alpacalost”!
  16. What do you get when you cross an alpaca with a kangaroo? A creature that can really “alpaca-punch”!
  17. Why did the alpaca start a band? Because it heard that music was great for its “alpacacoustic”!
  18. What do you call an alpaca who loves to tell jokes? A “punalpaca”!
  19. Why did the alpaca wear sunglasses? Because it didn’t want to be recognized – it was in a “llamapaca” disguise!
  20. What did the alpaca say to its friend who was moving away? “Don’t worry, I’ll alpaca-luggage for you!”

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