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1. Always take life with a grain of salt. Unless you’re on a low sodium diet, then use humor instead.
2. If you’re ever caught in a lie, just say you were rehearsing for April Fool’s Day. Practice makes perfect!
3. Never trust an atom; they make up everything, but advice is best when it’s solid.
4. Life advice: Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there, unless you’re allergic to glue.
5. When in doubt, just remember: the best advice comes from people who never took it themselves.
6. Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman. And give advice as Batman.
7. If you’re looking for advice, ask a procrastinator. They know the best ways to do nothing effectively.
8. Take the road less traveled. It’s probably under construction, but you’ll have some great stories.
9. Remember, even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. So, advice is best when it’s taken on the go.
10. Never trust a mirror; it only shows you half the truth. Get advice from your reflection when it’s not looking.
11. Always write your plans in pencil. That way, your eraser can give you a pep talk when things change.
12. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then find someone whose life gave them vodka and throw a party.
13. When asking for advice, always seek someone who has a worse track record than you. Their success rate can only improve!
14. Advice is like snow; it falls gently but can sometimes leave you feeling completely buried.
15. Take advice from your dog: Bark less, wag more, and chase your tail just for fun.
16. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. Procrastination has its own reward system.
17. Life hack: If you can’t convince them, confuse them. That way, you’ll both need advice.
18. Always give 100%… unless you’re donating blood. Then maybe 10% is enough.
19. If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it. But maybe wear a life jacket; that’s good advice.
20. Remember, the best way to predict the future is to create it. Or ask a psychic, but bring your skepticism.

1. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
2. Always borrow money from a pessimist; they don’t expect it back.
3. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
4. Never trust someone who says “trust me.” They clearly need a better tagline.
5. When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
6. If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten later.
7. Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then be a unicorn.
8. If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you haven’t used enough duct tape.
9. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re probably part of the precipitate.
10. If your glass is half empty, get a smaller glass.
11. Remember, the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
12. Don’t take life too seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway.
13. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
14. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
15. If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you to.
16. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them later.
17. Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?
18. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
19. Take my advice — I’m not using it.
20. When life closes a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

1. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
2. If you want to catch a squirrel, just climb a tree and act like a nut.
3. Advice is like a cooking recipe: it’s best when you tweak it to your own taste.
4. Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
5. If you want a new perspective, try looking at life through a kaleidoscope.
6. If your plans go up in smoke, at least you’ll have a great story for the campfire.
7. The best way to keep your word is not to give it lightly.
8. If you’re looking for a sign, visit a traffic signal. It has plenty of advice on when to stop and go.
9. When life hands you a lemon, make a piña colada and leave everyone wondering how you did it.
10. Never trust a ladder; they’re always up to something.
11. If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen and order takeout.
12. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When at home, do as you please.
13. If you want to make a point, don’t be blunt about it.
14. Life is like a bicycle; to keep your balance, you must keep moving forward, but watch out for potholes.
15. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try posting a selfie without a filter.
16. Take advice from a snail: slow and steady may not win the race, but you’ll enjoy the scenery.
17. When in doubt, add more cheese. This applies to both pizza and life decisions.
18. If you want to make a mountain out of a molehill, start with a tiny shovel.
19. The best advice comes from your inner voice. Unless it suggests talking to plants — then it might be time for a nap.
20. If your heart isn’t in it, maybe it’s on vacation. Send it a postcard and try again later.

1. Don’t trust stairs; they’re always up to something.
2. If you’re feeling down, try looking up.
3. Always read the fine print; it’s where the real story is.
4. If opportunity knocks, answer in your pajamas.
5. When in doubt, take a nap.
6. If you want a job done right, hire a professional.
7. Speak softly and carry a big chocolate bar.
8. When life gets blurry, adjust your focus.
9. Take the high road; it has better views.
10. If you’re not first, you’re probably having more fun.
11. Life is short; eat dessert first.
12. When the going gets tough, find a hammock.
13. If you want to shine, polish your flaws.
14. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.
15. If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
16. Always be yourself, unless you can be a superhero.
17. When life zigs, zag.
18. If you can’t beat them, confuse them.
19. Smile; it confuses people.
20. If the shoe fits, buy it in every color.

1. Never play hide and seek with mountain lions. They are really bad at hiding but excellent at seeking, and you might not enjoy the prize.
2. Always keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the wheel, especially if you’re driving a bumper car. The guy in the panda suit takes no prisoners.
3. If you ever get lost in the woods, remember to stay where you are. Unless you’re near a beehive, then run, but in a zigzag pattern so the bees can’t plot a straight-line attack.
4. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
5. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them vodka and throw a cocktail party. Remember to invite life; it might have more surprises in store.
6. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more than seeing you happy and successful. Plus, it makes for a great plot twist if they thought you were planning revenge.
7. If you want to look young and thin, hang around old, fat people. Just make sure they have a good sense of humor and won’t take it personally.
8. Don’t take advice from a cricket. They spend all summer making noise and then complain when winter comes. Learn from the ants; they throw epic summer parties because they planned ahead.
9. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll eat for a lifetime. Teach a cat to fish, and you’ll have a very confused cat and an even more confused fish.
10. If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll regret in the morning, sleep late. But remember, even if you sleep late, regret wakes up early.
11. Don’t follow in someone else’s footsteps, unless it’s in the snow and you forgot your boots. In that case, use their path but make it your own by doing a little dance along the way.
12. Life is like a camera: focus on what’s important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, take another shot. And always keep a selfie stick handy for unexpected group shots.
13. If you’re looking for a helping hand, look at the end of your arm. If that doesn’t work, remember that everyone else is busy looking for their own helping hand too.
14. To avoid arguments, never discuss politics, religion, or the superiority of pineapple on pizza at family gatherings. Instead, bring up the universally safe topic of how to best fold a fitted sheet.
15. If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, start your own club and make cooler T-shirts. And if all else fails, just bring snacks; everyone loves snacks.
16. When life gives you a rainy day, play in the puddles. And if it gives you a thunderstorm, pretend you’re in an epic adventure movie, but stay away from tall trees and open fields.
17. Always keep a positive attitude. It confuses people and makes them wonder what you’re up to. Plus, it’s a great cover if you’re actually up to something.
18. Remember, the pen is mightier than the sword. Especially if you’re writing an angry letter to the sword company about their defective product.
19. If you want to make an omelette, you have to break a few eggs. Just be sure you’re not doing it on someone’s head unless you’re prepared for a food fight.
20. When you feel like quitting, remember why you started. Unless you started because someone dared you to eat a whole jar of pickles. In that case, reconsider your life choices and find better friends.

1. Never trust a dog to guard your sandwich, but always trust your mom’s advice to eat your veggies!
2. If you want to catch a butterfly, remember to be patient, just like when listening to your grandpa’s stories.
3. When in doubt, remember the wise words: “Always look both ways before crossing the street, and never forget to check for hidden treasure under your bed!”
4. Don’t forget to brush your teeth every day, and always remember to smile, even if you have broccoli stuck in them!
5. Listen to your teacher like you listen to your favorite song on repeat – with enthusiasm and a dash of dance moves!
6. If you’re feeling down, just remember that every problem has a solution, just like every maze has an exit. Keep searching!
7. Always be kind to others, like you’re giving away free hugs, but remember to keep your personal space bubble intact!
8. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but don’t forget to add a sprinkle of humor and a dollop of kindness!
9. Remember to dream big, like you’re reaching for the stars, but always keep your feet firmly planted on the ground!
10. Listen to your parents’ advice, even if it sounds as strange as wearing socks with sandals – they usually know what they’re talking about!
11. Never underestimate the power of a good book – they’re like magical portals to far-off lands and endless adventures!
12. When faced with a challenge, tackle it head-on, like a superhero saving the day, but don’t forget to ask for help when you need it!
13. Always be curious, like a detective solving a mystery, but remember that sometimes the best discoveries are found in the simplest things!
14. Remember to say “please” and “thank you” – they’re like the secret codes to unlocking kindness in the world!
15. When feeling overwhelmed, take a deep breath, count to three, and remember that even the tallest mountains are climbed one step at a time!
16. Be as brave as a knight facing a dragon, but always remember that true courage comes from kindness and compassion!
17. When it comes to making friends, be as open as a book, but always choose quality over quantity!
18. Never be afraid to try new things – life is like a giant playground, just waiting for you to explore!
19. Always treat others the way you want to be treated, like sharing your favorite toy, but remember to set boundaries too!
20. Lastly, remember to laugh often, love fiercely, and live every day as if you’re on the greatest adventure of all time!

1. Remember, adulthood is like a rollercoaster: sometimes thrilling, sometimes terrifying, and always overpriced for what it is!
2. When life gives you lemons, make sure to squeeze them into a cocktail and add a little umbrella – everything’s better with a bit of flair!
3. Always dress for success, unless you work from home – then, pajamas are the ultimate power suit!
4. Remember, the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese – timing is everything!
5. When in doubt, just remember: “Keep calm and pretend you know what you’re doing” – it works surprisingly well!
6. Pro tip: Never grocery shop on an empty stomach unless you want your cart to be filled with regrets and a dozen flavors of chips!
7. Remember, life is too short to skip dessert – indulge a little, because happiness is homemade!
8. When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself: “What would my future self thank me for?” Then do the opposite and have some fun!
9. Always listen to your elders – they may have outdated technology skills, but their life advice is pure gold!
10. When it comes to relationships, remember the three C’s: communication, compromise, and chocolate – they solve almost everything!
11. Don’t stress about getting older – just think of yourself as a fine wine: getting better with age and best enjoyed in moderation!
12. Remember, exercise is important, but so is rest – especially if it means another episode of your favorite TV show!
13. When in doubt, remember: “Fake it ’til you make it” – confidence is 90% pretending you know what you’re doing!
14. Procrastination is like a credit card: it’s a lot of fun until you get the bill – tackle tasks now and thank yourself later!
15. Remember, comparison is the thief of joy – unless you’re comparing pizza toppings, then go wild and get the works!
16. When it comes to budgeting, remember the 50/30/20 rule: 50% bills, 30% savings, and 20% on impulse buys that you’ll probably regret later!
17. Always be yourself, unless you can be a mermaid – then, always be a mermaid. Life’s more fun with a tail!
18. Remember, success is like a fart: it’s best when shared with someone else, but don’t force it or it’ll end in disaster!
19. When life gets tough, just remember: “This too shall pass” – or at least, that’s what you keep telling yourself as you reach for the wine!
20. And finally, remember to laugh often, love fiercely, and live every day as if it’s your last – because one day, you’ll be right!

1. Remember, dad jokes are like fine wine – they get better with age, but some people still cringe when you bring them out at parties!
2. Always carry a map in your car – not because you’ll get lost, but because it makes a great makeshift napkin for those on-the-go snack spills!
3. When in doubt, remember: “Measure twice, cut once” – unless you’re baking cookies, then just wing it and hope for the best!
4. Pro tip for dads: If you want to impress your kids, learn some basic magic tricks – nothing says “cool dad” like pulling a coin from behind their ear!
5. Remember, parenting is a lot like riding a bike – it’s a lot of pedaling uphill, but occasionally you get to coast down and enjoy the breeze!
6. When faced with a tantrum, just remember: “Keep calm and offer snacks” – it’s like a universal toddler off switch!
7. Always carry a spare diaper – not just for emergencies, but also for impromptu game of “diaper dodgeball” during changing time!
8. Pro tip: If you want to bond with your teenager, learn their favorite slang – it’s the fastest way to embarrass them in public!
9. When it comes to fixing things around the house, remember: “Duct tape and WD-40 can fix anything” – and if they can’t, just call a professional!
10. Remember, patience is key when dealing with kids – just think of it as practicing for your future career as a zen master!
11. Always carry snacks in your pockets – you never know when you’ll need to bribe your way out of a sticky situation!
12. When in doubt, remember: “Life is short, eat dessert first” – because nothing solves problems like a slice of pie!
13. Pro tip for new dads: Master the art of dad jokes early – it’s the best defense against eye-rolling and teenage attitude!
14. When faced with a messy house, just remember: “A cluttered home is a sign of a happy family” – or at least, that’s what you keep telling yourself!
15. Remember, laughter is the best medicine – especially when it comes to dealing with teenage drama and toddler meltdowns!
16. Always carry a spare pen – not just for writing notes, but also for impromptu games of “draw on dad’s face while he’s napping”!
17. Pro tip: If you want to bond with your kids, learn their favorite video game – it’s the perfect excuse to beat them at their own game!
18. When it comes to embarrassing your kids, remember: “The bigger the dad joke, the better” – bonus points if it makes them groan and roll their eyes!
19. Remember, being a dad is like being a superhero – except instead of a cape, you have a never-ending supply of dad jokes and bad puns!
20. And finally, remember to cherish every moment with your kids – even the ones that make you question your sanity and test your patience!

1. Remember, when life gives you cheese, make sure it’s extra sharp – just like your wit!
2. Always trust your instincts, but also trust your nose when it comes to sniffing out the best cheese in the grocery store!
3. Pro tip: When in doubt, add more cheese – it’s the secret ingredient to making any dish grate!
4. Remember, never judge a cheese by its rind – sometimes the stinkiest ones are the most delicious!
5. When faced with a tough decision, just ask yourself: “What would cheese do?” – then, go with the gouda choice!
6. Always say cheese when taking a photo – it’s the key to a picture-perfect smile!
7. Pro tip for cheese lovers: If you can’t brie good, brie cheesy!
8. Remember, age is just a number – especially when it comes to cheese, the older, the better!
9. When life gets cheesy, just roll with it – after all, everything’s better with a little cheese on top!
10. Always keep a cheese grater handy – you never know when you’ll need to sprinkle a little happiness on your day!
11. Pro tip: If you want to impress your date, order the cheese platter – nothing says romance like sharing a fondue moment!
12. Remember, never cry over spilled milk – unless it’s cheese sauce, then it’s a tragedy!
13. When in doubt, remember: “Cheese is the answer to all of life’s problems” – or at least, that’s what you keep telling yourself!
14. Always share your cheese – it’s the gouda thing to do!
15. Pro tip for cheese enthusiasts: If you can’t decide which cheese to try, just have them all – life’s too short for regrets!
16. Remember, cheese may be dairy, but it’s also dairy delicious!
17. When life gets cheesy, just embrace it – after all, it’s the cheddar things in life that matter most!
18. Always keep a cheese pun up your sleeve – you never know when you’ll need to brieak the ice!
19. Pro tip: If you want to win someone’s heart, say it with cheese – it’s the brie-lliant way to show you care!
20. And finally, remember to gratefully appreciate the cheesy moments in life – they’re what make it all feta!

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