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In a world where blondes, brunettes, and redheads walk among us, there’s a spectrum of humor waiting to be unleashed. Picture this: three dynamic personalities, each with their own flair, stepping into a joke-filled arena. Get ready to embrace the unexpected as we dive into a whirlwind of wit and laughter, led by the quintessential blonde, the sassy brunette, and the fiery redhead. It’s time to embark on a journey where punchlines pop, giggles galore, and surprises await at every turn. As we bid hesitation farewell, let’s jump right into the vibrant world of comedic contrasts!

20 Shades of Humor: Blondes, Brunettes, and Redheads Unleashed!

81. Why did the redhead bring a thermometer to the beach? She wanted to make sure the sand wasn’t too hot!
82. What did the blonde say when she saw a “No Entry” sign? “But I’m just looking!”
83. Why did the brunette bring sunscreen to the desert? She didn’t want to get burned by the sand!
84. Why did the redhead break up with her smartphone? She said it wasn’t smart enough for her!
85. How did the blonde try to catch a fish? She went to the store and bought one!
86. Why did the brunette bring a pillow to the picnic? She wanted to have a cushioned seating!
87. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the spa? She said she’s already too hot to handle!
88. What did the blonde say when she saw a “Keep Off the Grass” sign? “But I just got my shoes cleaned!”
89. Why did the brunette bring a blanket to the bar? She heard the drinks were served “on the rocks”!
90. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the party? She said she’s not in the mood to paint the town red!
91. How did the blonde try to catch a squirrel? She climbed a tree and waited for it to come down!
92. Why did the brunette bring a pillow to the concert? She heard it was going to be a “snooze fest”!
93. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the theme park? She said she’s already living life on a rollercoaster!
94. What did the blonde say when she saw a “Beware of Dog” sign? “Is the dog cute at least?”
95. Why did the brunette bring a straw to the beach? She heard the tide was coming in!
96. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the movie theater? She said she’s already starring in her own film!
97. How did the blonde try to catch a butterfly? She followed it around with a net!
98. Why did the brunette bring a pillow to the theme park? She heard it was a “dream come true”!
99. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the costume party? She said she’s not ready to dye her hair!
100. What did the blonde say when she saw a “Caution: Wet Floor” sign? “Did someone spill their drink?”

1. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a band? Because they heard it was a great way to dye for!
2. How did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead solve the puzzle? The blonde suggested guessing, the brunette suggested logic, and the redhead suggested dyeing it a new color!
3. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead open a bakery together? Because they heard blondies, brownies, and red velvet cakes were a recipe for success!
4. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead went fishing? The blonde caught a fish, the brunette caught a bigger fish, and the redhead dyed her hair to match the sunset!
5. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead join a comedy club? They wanted to see if their jokes were as colorful as their hair!
6. How did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead win the scavenger hunt? The blonde found the map, the brunette found the treasure, and the redhead found a salon to touch up their hair!
7. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead become detectives? They heard it was a job where every clue was a shade of mystery!
8. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead went to the amusement park? The blonde rode the rollercoaster, the brunette won a stuffed animal, and the redhead’s hair stayed perfectly styled through it all!
9. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a fashion line? Because they knew how to add a splash of color to every outfit!
10. How did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead organize their road trip? The blonde packed snacks, the brunette mapped the route, and the redhead brought along a playlist as vibrant as her hair!
11. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a gardening club? Because they knew how to make every flower bed bloom with their colorful personalities!
12. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead entered a cooking competition? The blonde made a sweet dessert, the brunette cooked a savory dish, and the redhead added spice to everything!
13. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead become astronauts? They wanted to explore the galaxy and find out if there were planets with hair colors as vibrant as theirs!
14. How did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead become famous? The blonde acted in movies, the brunette wrote bestselling books, and the redhead started a trend with her fiery hair!
15. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead open a pet grooming salon? Because they knew how to make every fur coat shine as brightly as their hair!
16. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead went camping? The blonde built the fire, the brunette cooked dinner, and the redhead told ghost stories under the moonlight!
17. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead become painters? They wanted to create art as vibrant as their personalities!
18. How did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead solve the mystery? The blonde followed her instincts, the brunette followed the evidence, and the redhead found the culprit by noticing their hair color didn’t match!
19. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a podcast? Because they had endless stories to share, each one more colorful than the last!
20. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead went to a costume party? The blonde dressed as a sunshine, the brunette as a shadow, and the redhead as a flame that lit up the room!

1. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead go to the gym together? Because they heard it was a great place to exercise their hair-brained ideas!
2. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead tried to start a book club? They couldn’t agree on a genre because the blonde preferred “blonde jokes,” the brunette preferred mystery novels, and the redhead just wanted to read anything that matched her fiery personality!
3. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead form a band? Because they heard it was a good way to distract people from their questionable singing talents by dazzling them with their hair colors!
4. What’s the difference between a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead playing hide and seek? The blonde hides in the sun, the brunette hides in the shadows, and the redhead hides in plain sight because she’s too busy taking selfies!
5. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the top shelf, and they were determined to reach them no matter what!
6. How did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead end up stranded on a desert island? They followed a treasure map, but instead of finding treasure, they found themselves in a “bad hair day” situation!
7. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead went camping? The blonde brought sunscreen, the brunette brought bug spray, and the redhead brought marshmallows to roast over the campfire and accidentally set her hair on fire!
8. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a detective agency? Because they heard the job required good observation skills, and with their colorful hair, they were used to standing out and noticing things!
9. What’s the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead’s favorite game? “Guess the hair color!” where the answers are always blonde, brunette, and redhead!
10. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead bring a map to the amusement park? Because they were determined to find the shortest lines for the rides and spend more time showing off their hair than waiting in queues!
11. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead tried to bake cookies together? The blonde misread the recipe, the brunette accidentally used salt instead of sugar, and the redhead got distracted by a hair styling tutorial on YouTube!
12. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a DIY home improvement project? Because they figured if they could handle the maintenance of their hair, they could surely handle fixing up a house!
13. What’s the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead’s secret to success? They dye-namically embrace life, one hair flip at a time!
14. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead audition for a reality TV show? Because they figured their dynamic personalities and colorful hair would make them the ultimate fan favorites!
15. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead went to a comedy club? The blonde laughed at the blonde jokes, the brunette laughed at the brunette jokes, and the redhead laughed at everyone while secretly plotting to dye her hair platinum blonde!
16. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a DIY fashion line? Because they knew how to add a pop of color to every outfit, even if it meant accidentally dyeing their clothes with their own hair!
17. What’s the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead’s favorite sport? Dodgeball, because they’re used to dodging questions about whether or not they’re natural blondes!
18. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead sign up for a cooking class? Because they heard it was a great way to learn how to whip up recipes as effortlessly as they whip their hair back and forth!
19. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead tried to play Twister? They got tangled up in each other’s hair and ended up in a colorful knot of laughter!
20. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead go to the beach? Because they wanted to see whose hair looked the best against the backdrop of the ocean waves and sandy shores!

Another 20 Hues of Comedy: Goldilocks, Chestnut, and Flame-Haired Antics!

1. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a tech company? Because they heard the future was bright, and they wanted to match their hair colors with the latest gadgets!
2. What’s the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead’s secret to success? They’re always thinking three strands ahead!
3. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead become mathematicians? Because they wanted to prove once and for all that hair color doesn’t factor into intelligence!
4. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead entered a trivia contest? They swept the competition because they had a hair-raising amount of knowledge!
5. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a board game club? Because they knew how to strategize their moves while keeping their hair looking flawless!
6. What’s the difference between a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead playing chess? The blonde’s moves are unpredictable, the brunette’s are calculated, and the redhead’s are fiery!
7. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a language school? Because they wanted to prove that communication skills are more important than the color of your hair!
8. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead entered a debate competition? They argued passionately, but in the end, they all agreed that hair color diversity is what makes the world interesting!
9. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead become engineers? Because they knew how to build bridges between different hair colors!
10. What’s the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Dye Their Hair?” where the grand prize is a lifetime supply of hair dye in every shade imaginable!
11. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a psychology study group? Because they were fascinated by the different perceptions people have based on hair color!
12. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead went to a leadership seminar? They took charge of the room with their confident attitudes and colorful personalities!
13. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a coding club? Because they believed in breaking stereotypes and proving that anyone can excel in STEM fields, regardless of hair color!
14. What’s the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead’s favorite type of puzzle? A hair-teaser, where they have to unravel the mystery of tangled locks!
15. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead become astronomers? Because they wanted to explore the universe and discover if there were galaxies with hair colors as vibrant as theirs!
16. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead entered a logic competition? They cracked the toughest puzzles with ease, proving that intelligence knows no bounds, not even hair color!
17. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a podcast about philosophy? Because they wanted to delve into deep discussions about existence, consciousness, and whether blondes really do have more fun!
18. What’s the difference between a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead at a job interview? The blonde charms with her personality, the brunette impresses with her resume, and the redhead dazzles with her innovative ideas!
19. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a debate club? Because they wanted to challenge stereotypes and prove that diversity, including hair color diversity, makes for richer discussions!
20. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead went on a treasure hunt? They unearthed more than gold; they discovered that friendship is the greatest treasure of all, no matter what color your hair!

1. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead go to the bar together? They heard it was a “hair-raising” experience!
2. What’s the difference between a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead on a rollercoaster? The blonde screams, the brunette laughs, and the redhead holds on for dear life!
3. Why was the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead’s group chat so entertaining? Because it was a “colorful” conversation!
4. How did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead become friends? They bonded over their shared love of hair care products!
5. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a band? They wanted to prove that talent comes in all shades!
6. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead went camping? They discovered that nature is the best backdrop for their colorful personalities!
7. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead open a bakery together? They wanted to show that their treats are as diverse as their hair colors!
8. How did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead win the costume contest? They dressed up as the primary colors – blonde as yellow, brunette as brown, and redhead as red!
9. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead become detectives? They were on a mission to uncover the mysteries of hair dye!
10. What did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead do when they found a genie lamp? They wished for endless hair styling options!
11. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a comedy club? Because they knew that laughter is the best way to showcase their vibrant personalities!
12. How did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead become famous? They starred in a movie called “The Three Shades of Awesome”!
13. What’s the secret to the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead’s friendship? They embrace each other’s differences and celebrate their unique hues!
14. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead go on a road trip? To explore the world and show that diversity is the spice of life!
15. What did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead do when they found a treasure map? They followed it, knowing that the real treasure was their friendship!
16. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a YouTube channel? They wanted to share their adventures and spread positivity in every shade!
17. How did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead survive being stranded on a desert island? They used their resourcefulness and teamwork to thrive!
18. What’s the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead’s favorite game? Trivial Pursuit, because they love testing each other’s knowledge and wit!
19. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead become astronauts? They wanted to show that the sky’s the limit for people of all hair colors!
20. How did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead become philanthropists? They used their influence to promote equality and acceptance for everyone, regardless of their appearance!

61. Why did the redhead bring a fan to the bar? She heard the drinks were “cool”!
62. What did the blonde say when she saw a “No Parking” sign? “But I’m only stopping!”
63. Why did the brunette bring a raincoat to the desert? She wanted to be “weather-proof”!
64. Why did the redhead break up with her computer? She said it lacked “emotional support”!
65. How did the blonde try to catch a rabbit? She put a sign that read “Free Carrots”!
66. Why did the brunette bring a pillow to the beach? She heard it was a “sandman’s paradise”!
67. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the spa? She said she’s already “naturally beautiful”!
68. What did the blonde say when she saw a “Do Not Touch” sign? “But I’m just curious!”
69. Why did the brunette bring a blanket to the bar? She heard the drinks were “chillaxing”!
70. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the circus? She said she’s not “clowning around”!
71. How did the blonde try to catch a mouse? She set up a cheese shop!
72. Why did the brunette bring a pillow to the spa? She heard it was a “dreamy escape”!
73. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the mountains? She said she’s not “peak” performance ready!
74. What did the blonde say when she saw a “Danger: High Voltage” sign? “I bet it’s electrifying!”
75. Why did the brunette bring a flashlight to the beach? She heard it was a “bright idea”!
76. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the dance party? She said she’s not “footloose”!
77. How did the blonde try to catch a butterfly? She chased it with a butterfly net!
78. Why did the brunette bring a pillow to the mountains? She heard it was a “snooze-worthy view”!
79. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the karaoke night? She said she’s not “in tune”!
80. What did the blonde say when she saw a “Caution: Wet Paint” sign? “I wonder if it’s watercolor!”

Another 20 Episodes of Comedy: Fair-Haired, Dark-Haired, and Auburn Antics Unleashed!

41. Why did the redhead bring a thermometer to the bar? She wanted to check if the drinks were “hot”!
42. What did the blonde say when she saw a “No Smoking” sign? “Where’s the fire?”
43. Why did the brunette bring a compass to the desert? She wanted to find her way “north”!
44. Why did the redhead break up with her watch? She said it was too “time-consuming”!
45. How did the blonde try to catch a bird? She put salt on its tail!
46. Why did the brunette bring a pillow to the gym? She heard it was a “power napping” facility!
47. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the cinema? She said she’s not “screen-ready”!
48. What did the blonde say when she saw a “Wet Paint” sign? “How did they know I was coming?”
49. Why did the brunette bring a telescope to bed? She wanted to see “star-studded dreams”!
50. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the concert? She said she’s already the “main attraction”!
51. How did the blonde try to catch a mouse? She built a better mousetrap!
52. Why did the brunette bring a pillow to the cinema? She heard it was a “soft opening”!
53. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the beach? She said she’s not “shore” about it!
54. What did the blonde say when she saw a “Keep Off the Grass” sign? “But I just got my nails done!”
55. Why did the brunette bring a snorkel to the bar? She heard the drinks were “underwater”!
56. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the theater? She said she’s not “drama-prone”!
57. How did the blonde try to catch a fly? She opened the window and said, “The aerodrome is now open!”
58. Why did the brunette bring a pillow to the beach? She heard it was a “snooze fest”!
59. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the costume party? She said she’s not “dress-ed” for it!
60. What did the blonde say when she saw a “Caution: Wet Floor” sign? “Are the fish okay?”

Another 20 Rounds of Laughter: Golden, Brunet, and Copper Mane Merriment!

1. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a band together? Because they heard it was a great way to dye for!
2. What did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead bring to the picnic? Blonde brought the buns, brunette brought the burgers, and the redhead brought the hot sauce – things got spicy!
3. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead go to the amusement park? They heard there were plenty of roller coasters to match their hair colors!
4. How do you confuse a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead? Paint yourself green and throw forks at them – they’ll think it’s a salad toss!
5. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said “concentrate,” and they were all trying to figure out if it was talking about their hair color!
6. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
7. What happened when the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead tried to solve a mystery together? They dyed trying!
8. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead get kicked out of the library? They were causing too much treble – someone said they were singing “Read, Write, and Rock” instead of “Read, Write, and Quiet”!
9. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead join forces? They wanted to create a rainbow coalition!
10. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead bring a ladder to the soccer game? They heard the winner was going to “climb to victory”!
11. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead go to the comedy show? They wanted to see if the jokes matched their colorful personalities!
12. What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead at the beach? The Sun Squad – they bring the heat wherever they go!
13. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a detective agency? They heard they could solve any case with their different perspectives!
14. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead form a soccer team? They heard they could “kick it” together!
15. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead become chefs? They wanted to cook up some hair-raising recipes!
16. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a gardening club? They wanted to see if they could make the flowers bloom in their hair colors!
17. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead get matching tattoos? They wanted to prove that friendship is more than skin deep – it’s hair deep!
18. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead open a pet store? They heard they could make a lot of green by selling to all the other hair colors!
19. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead go to the art museum? They wanted to see if there were any paintings that matched their vibrant personalities!
20. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a tech company? They heard they could innovate like no other – after all, they had all the bases covered!

21. Why did the redhead bring a shovel to the bar? She heard they were serving “on the rocks”!
22. What did the blonde say when she saw a “Wet Floor” sign? “Where’s the dry one?”
23. Why did the brunette bring a dictionary to the desert? She wanted to spell relief!
24. Why did the redhead break up with her calendar? She said its days were numbered!
25. How did the blonde try to drown a fish? She put it in water!
26. Why did the brunette bring a map to bed? In case she got lost in her dreams!
27. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the amusement park? She said life’s already enough of a rollercoaster!
28. What did the blonde say when she saw “Do Not Enter” signs? “I can’t find the exit!”
29. Why did the brunette bring a pillow to the library? She heard it was a “restful” place!
30. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the art gallery? She said she’s not “framed” for it!
31. How did the blonde try to catch a squirrel? She climbed the tree and acted like a nut!
32. Why did the brunette bring a flashlight to bed? In case her dreams needed illumination!
33. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the zoo? She said she’s “wild” enough already!
34. What did the blonde say when she saw a “Caution: Wet Paint” sign? “Where’s the paint?”
35. Why did the brunette bring a blanket to the bar? She heard the drinks were “chilling”!
36. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the comedy club? She said she’s already living a joke!
37. How did the blonde try to catch a butterfly? She waited until it landed on her hand!
38. Why did the brunette bring a pillow to the gym? She heard it was a “comforting” place to work out!
39. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the bakery? She said she’s not “crusty” enough!
40. What did the blonde say when she saw a “Beware of Dog” sign? “Where’s the owner?”

Another 20 Bursts of Humor: Goldilocks, Chestnut, and Crimson Capers!

1. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead open a bakery together? Because they wanted to make sure they had all the dough covered!
2. What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead at a pizza party? The Three Cheese-ters – they’re always the topping of the town!
3. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead become friends? Because they knew they would make a gouda team!
4. What’s the favorite snack of a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead? Cheez-its – because they’re always cheesy together!
5. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead go to the cheese factory? They heard it was the whey to their hearts!
6. What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in a Mexican restaurant? The Salsa Sisters – they like it hot and cheesy!
7. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead go to the comedy club? They heard it was nacho average night out!
8. What’s the favorite board game of a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead? “Cheese-Opoly” – they always say it’s a gouda time!
9. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a band? Because they wanted to be the cheddar of attention!
10. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead go to the cheese festival? Because they wanted to brie where the action is!
11. What’s the favorite holiday of a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead? Fondue Friday – they love to dip into cheesy goodness together!
12. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead become detectives? Because they wanted to solve the case of the missing cheese!
13. What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead at the ice cream parlor? The Scoop Sisters – they always choose the cheesiest flavors!
14. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead go to the costume party? Because they heard it was a “cheese and crackers” affair!
15. What’s the favorite movie genre of a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead? Rom-cheddar – they love a good cheesy love story!
16. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead go to the dance club? Because they wanted to show off their “cheddar-shaking” moves!
17. What’s the favorite hobby of a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead? Cheese-making – they love to get their hands dirty in curds and whey!
18. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead start a YouTube channel? Because they wanted to share their cheesy jokes with the world!
19. What’s the favorite game show of a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead? “Who Wants to be a Cheesillionaire” – they’re always aiming for the big cheese!
20. Why did the blonde, the brunette, and the redhead go to the wine tasting? Because they heard there would be plenty of cheese to pair with their jokes!

1. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
2. Why did the brunette break up with her GPS? It kept saying “recalculating” every time she changed her mind!
3. Why did the redhead stare at the orange juice for hours? Because it said “concentrate”!
4. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel? “Oh no, I’m going to fall again!”
5. Why did the brunette bring a pencil to bed? To draw her dreams!
6. Why did the redhead refuse to play hide and seek? She said she’s always the center of attention!
7. How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff!
8. Why did the brunette put her money in the blender? She wanted to make liquid assets!
9. Why did the redhead bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the roof!
10. What did the blonde do when she heard 90% of accidents happen around the home? She moved!
11. Why did the brunette bring a spoon to the desert? In case she found a mirage!
12. Why did the redhead break up with her internet provider? It kept giving her a bad connection!
13. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “Is it mine?”
14. Why did the brunette refuse to skydive? She said she’s too grounded!
15. Why did the redhead bring a mirror to the bar? She wanted to see how “spirited” she looked!
16. How did the blonde try to steal a police car? She parked it in her garage!
17. Why did the brunette bring a ladder to the library? She heard the books were high-quality!
18. Why did the redhead refuse to go to the petting zoo? She said she’s not a “touchy-feely” person!
19. What did the blonde do when she heard it was going to rain cats and dogs? She got her umbrella!
20. Why did the brunette bring a ruler to bed? To measure her dreams!

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