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Right angles, sharp corners, and perpendicular precision – these are the building blocks of our geometric universe. Today, we’re not just taking a stroll down Euclidean Lane; we’re plunging headfirst into the quirky world of the “ninety-degree,” where lines meet with a crisp high-five, squares flaunt their perfect posture, and triangles whisper secrets of trigonometric delight. So buckle up, because we’re about to take a whirlwind tour through the realm where right is always the right way to go. Ready to get perpendicular? Let’s roll!

“20 Hilarious Quips at a Right Angle: Jokes for the 90-Degree Enthusiast!”

81. Why did the angle go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a suitable mate.
82. Why did the angle go to the beach with a protractor? To measure the tide angles.
83. What did one angle say to the other? “Let’s be complementary.”
84. Why did the angle go to the orchestra? To listen to some symmetries.
85. What’s an angle’s favorite kind of music? R&B (Rhythm and Blue).
86. Why did the angle refuse to share its secrets? Because they were acute angles.
87. Why was the angle always sad? Because it never got any congrats.
88. What’s an angle’s favorite game? Twister.
89. Why did the angle go to the construction site? It heard there were some right angles.
90. Why did the angle bring a map to the party? To find the right direction.
91. Why was the angle a terrible dancer? It had two left angles.
92. What did the angle say when it was flustered? “I’m feeling obtuse.”
93. Why was the angle so well-dressed? It had acute sense of fashion.
94. What did the angle say to the triangle? “You’re so edgy.”
95. Why did the angle go to the gym? It wanted to work on its shape.
96. What’s an angle’s favorite TV show? “The Big Bang Theory.”
97. Why did the angle go to the job interview? It wanted to make sure it had the right degree.
98. Why did the angle go to the park? To watch the swings go back and forth.
99. What did the angle say when it won the lottery? “I’m on the right angle now!”
100. Why did the angle bring a calculator to the party? To multiply the fun.

1. Why did the angle go to therapy? It had too many issues with its right angle at 90 degrees.
2. What did the square say to the 90-degree angle? “You’re so right, it’s acute angle.”
3. Why did the math book get in trouble? It had too many “90-degree turns” in its plot.
4. How do mathematicians party? They turn up the volume to 90 degrees.
5. Why did the triangle invite the 90-degree angle to the party? It wanted to be a well-rounded event.
6. Why did the protractor break up with the compass? It just couldn’t handle the constant 90-degree turns.
7. What do you call a hip-hop dancer who loves geometry? A 90-degree spin master.
8. Why did the angle apply for a job? It wanted to get ahead at a 90-degree angle.
9. What’s a rectangle’s favorite type of humor? Wit at a 90-degree angle.
10. Why did the circle refuse to play hide and seek with the 90-degree angle? It always gave itself away with its right angles.
11. How do you organize a fantastic party for angles? Make sure every dance move has a 90-degree twist.
12. Why did the math teacher bring a ladder to class? To teach students how to climb the ladder of 90-degree success.
13. What did the 90-degree angle say to its friend? “I’m always right, but you’re acute friend.”
14. Why did the triangle go to therapy? It couldn’t cope with its isosceles issues and 90-degree dramas.
15. How do you know when a cat is good at geometry? When it purrs at a perfect 90-degree angle.
16. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of angle? The 90-degree kick.
17. Why did the angle refuse to share its secrets? It wanted to keep things at a strictly 90-degree angle.
18. What’s a mathematician’s favorite workout? 90-degree push-ups for the perfect angle.
19. Why did the triangle break up with the circle? It got tired of going around in circles at 90 degrees.
20. How do you impress a geometry teacher? Show them a square with perfect 90-degree corners.

1. Why did the angle go to therapy? It had too many issues with its right angle!
2. What did the square say to the 90-degree angle? “You’re always so right!”
3. Why don’t 90-degree angles ever get in trouble? They always follow the right path!
4. How do you compliment a 90-degree angle? “You’re acute one, but you’re always right!”
5. Why did the circle break up with the 90-degree angle? It couldn’t handle all the right angles!
6. What’s a 90-degree angle’s favorite dance move? The right angle twirl!
7. Why did the protractor get invited to all the parties? It always brought the right angles!
8. How does a 90-degree angle apologize? It makes amends at the right angle!
9. Why was the math book so impressed with the 90-degree angle? It knew how to square things off!
10. What did one 90-degree angle say to the other? “Let’s stay perpendicular forever!”
11. Why did the triangle go to therapy with the 90-degree angle? It felt acute jealousy!
12. How do you make a 90-degree angle laugh? Tell it a right-angled joke!
13. What’s a 90-degree angle’s favorite song? “All About That Right Bass!”
14. Why did the polygon invite the 90-degree angle to the party? It knew how to keep things straight!
15. What did the ruler say to the 90-degree angle? “You measure up to perfection!”
16. Why did the 90-degree angle become a comedian? It had a knack for delivering straight lines!
17. What’s a 90-degree angle’s favorite superhero? Captain Right Angle!
18. Why did the square break up with the 90-degree angle? It needed some space!
19. How does a 90-degree angle express excitement? It gets all hypotenuse!
20. What’s a 90-degree angle’s favorite movie? “The Right Stuff!”
21. Why did the triangle envy the 90-degree angle? It couldn’t handle being less than right!

“Another 20 Witty Zingers: Humor at the Right Angle!”

1. Why did the 90-degree angle become a lawyer? It always had a strong case for being right!
2. What did the acute angle say to the 90-degree angle? “You’re always so right, it’s obtuse!”
3. How does a 90-degree angle stay calm? It practices acute meditation!
4. Why did the geometry teacher go to therapy? Too many issues with unresolved right angles!
5. What did the mathematician say to the 90-degree angle? “You’re perfectly square, my friend!”
6. Why did the triangle break up with the 90-degree angle? It wanted someone less straight-edged!
7. What do you call a 90-degree angle with a sense of humor? A witty right angle!
8. How does a 90-degree angle solve problems? It takes the right approach!
9. Why did the circle admire the 90-degree angle? It found the right curves attractive!
10. What’s a 90-degree angle’s favorite game? Right-angle chess – always thinking several moves ahead!
11. Why was the protractor impressed by the 90-degree angle? It had a degree in perfection!
12. What’s a 90-degree angle’s favorite subject in school? Right-ometry!
13. Why did the triangle invite the 90-degree angle to the party? It knew how to bring balance!
14. How does a 90-degree angle express affection? It gives a perfectly squared hug!
15. What did the 90-degree angle say to the acute angle? “I’m not a phase; I’m a lifestyle!”
16. Why did the math book recommend the 90-degree angle? It knew how to keep the plotline straight!
17. What’s a 90-degree angle’s favorite genre of music? Right-hythm and Blues!
18. Why did the architect love working with 90-degree angles? It made everything right on point!
19. How did the 90-degree angle win the debate? It had a convincing argument at the right angle!
20. What did the square say to the 90-degree angle during a disagreement? “Let’s not be obtuse about this!”

1. Why did the angle break up with the acute angle? Because it couldn’t handle the right angles of a 90-degree relationship!
2. Why did the protractor get promoted? It always knew how to rise to the occasion at a 90-degree angle!
3. What do you call a geometrist who can’t stop telling jokes? A right-angled comedian!
4. Why did the square go to therapy? It had too many issues with its 90-degree corners!
5. How does a mathematician apologize? With a sincere 90-degree bow!
6. Why don’t triangles ever gossip? They always keep their angles at a discreet 90 degrees!
7. What did the right angle say to the acute angle? “You’re way too obtuse for me!”
8. Why did the circle refuse to join the 90-degree club? It found the whole concept pointless!
9. How did the mathematician propose? With a ring that symbolized their endless love and a 90-degree bend!
10. Why did the angle bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
11. What did the acute angle say to the obtuse angle at the party? “Let’s keep it 90 degrees cool.”
12. Why did the square start a band? It wanted to play all the right angles in music!
13. How do you make a 90-degree angle laugh? Tell it a straight-up hilarious joke!
14. Why did the triangle apply for a job in construction? It wanted to work with more right angles!
15. What’s a polygon’s favorite dance move? The 90-degree twirl!
16. Why did the rectangle break up with the rhombus? It couldn’t handle all the diamond-shaped drama!
17. How does a mathematician stay warm in winter? By standing in the corner at a 90-degree angle!
18. Why did the parallel lines go to therapy? They felt distant and never intersected emotionally!
19. What did the square say to the triangle on Valentine’s Day? “You complete me at a perfect 90 degrees!”
20. Why was the right angle so popular? It always knew how to bring people together!

61. Why don’t angles ever tell lies? Because they’re always right.
62. Why did the angle go to the beach? Because it wanted to catch some rays.
63. Why was the angle always calm? Because it never got bent out of shape.
64. How do you know when an angle is angry? It starts throwing tantrums.
65. Why did the angle break up with the circle? It just couldn’t find any common ground.
66. What’s an angle’s favorite type of clothing? Acute shirt.
67. Why did the angle sit at the computer all day? It wanted to work on its web designs.
68. What’s an angle’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop.
69. What’s an angle’s favorite vegetable? Square roots.
70. Why was the angle the life of the party? Because it could always liven up the atmosphere.
71. Why did the angle go to school early? It wanted to be acute student.
72. What’s an angle’s favorite hobby? Paragliding, because it loves to take off.
73. Why did the angle bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house.
74. Why did the angle go to therapy? It had too many issues to resolve.
75. What did the angle say to the ruler? “You’re so straight-laced.”
76. Why was the angle always running late? It could never seem to get its bearings.
77. Why did the angle go to the art gallery? It wanted to see some perspective.
78. What’s an angle’s favorite dessert? Pi.
79. Why did the angle refuse to fight? Because it didn’t want to cause any friction.
80. Why did the angle bring a flashlight to the party? Because it wanted to shed some light on the situation.

20 More Hilarious Right Angle Zingers to Tickle Your Funny Bone

41. Why did the geometry book go to therapy? It had too many acute angles.
42. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
43. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
44. Why was the obtuse angle always so frustrated? It never got a right angle.
45. Why did the triangle go to the doctor? It had too many degrees.
46. Why did the circle start a band? Because it had so many good rounds.
47. Why did the student study in the airplane? Because he wanted higher grades!
48. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
49. Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? Because the teacher told him not to use tables.
50. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
51. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
52. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
53. Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
54. Why did the two fours skip lunch? Because they already eight (ate)!
55. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees!
56. Why was the geometry book always worried? Because it had too many problems to solve.
57. Why did the circle go to the gym? It wanted to get around faster.
58. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
59. Why was the obtuse angle always so frustrated? It never got a right angle.
60. Why did the student study in the airplane? Because he wanted higher grades!

1. Why did the mathematician get kicked out of the restaurant? He refused to eat anything that wasn’t served at a perfect 90-degree angle – said it wasn’t “square” enough!
2. How did the angle propose to its partner? With a beautiful diamond ring that sparkled at precisely 90 degrees, ensuring a love that would stand the test of time!
3. Why did the right angle go to therapy? It had issues with its self-esteem, always feeling overshadowed by the acute and obtuse angles!
4. What’s a square’s favorite type of vacation? A trip to right-angled paradise, where everything aligns perfectly at 90 degrees!
5. Why was the protractor accused of being a spy? It was constantly gathering intelligence on all the angles in the room!
6. How do you organize a fantastic 90-degree party? You make sure everyone’s invited, but only the squares get to dance!
7. Why did the rectangle start a cooking show? It wanted to demonstrate how to create perfectly shaped dishes, each with a precise 90-degree presentation!
8. What did the 90-degree angle say to the circle? “You may be well-rounded, but I’m always right!”
9. Why did the triangle get into stand-up comedy? It wanted to prove that humor could be both acute and at a right angle!
10. How did the square deal with stress? It always found comfort in the calming symmetry of its 90-degree corners!
11. What do you call a rectangle that loves to sing? A vocal chord-tangle with a pitch-perfect 90-degree harmony!
12. Why was the parallelogram terrible at keeping secrets? It always spilled the angles and couldn’t maintain a straight line of confidentiality!
13. How did the mathematician become a successful entrepreneur? By creating a line of products that were all priced at a reasonable 90 degrees!
14. Why did the angle refuse to participate in the talent show? It didn’t want to be the center of attention; it preferred staying in the corner at a modest 90-degree angle!
15. What’s a right angle’s favorite exercise? Squats – it believes in maintaining a strong and sturdy foundation at 90 degrees!
16. Why did the square become a detective? It loved solving mysteries, especially when they involved right-angled clues!
17. How did the triangle become a successful chef? By mastering the art of serving dishes with perfectly triangular portions, each at a delectable 90-degree angle!
18. Why did the polygon refuse to attend the 90-degree comedy show? It thought the humor would be too one-dimensional!
19. What did the geometry teacher say when the student asked for extra credit? “Sure, just make it a 90-degree extra credit angle!”
20. Why did the rhombus start a fashion line? It wanted to showcase its unique sense of style, emphasizing the beauty of diamond-shaped elegance at precisely 90 degrees!

1. Why did the math book bring a ladder to school? It wanted to help the kids reach new heights of understanding at a perfect 90-degree angle!
2. How does a young square say goodbye to its friends? With a hip 90-degree dance move – the coolest way to exit the playdate!
3. What did the rectangle say to its little sibling? “You’re acute little rectangle, but I’m always right at 90 degrees!”
4. Why was the triangle invited to all the kids’ parties? It always knew how to bring a “point” to the celebration at a fun 90-degree angle!
5. What’s a polygon’s favorite bedtime story? The one with all the right angles – it helps them sleep soundly at night!
6. Why did the square bring a protractor to show and tell? To measure the excitement, of course – it was off the charts at a 90-degree angle!
7. How do you make a circle giggle? Roll it down a hill and watch it laugh all the way – at a perfectly round and joyous 90-degree slope!
8. What did the little rhombus say to its friends at the playground? “Let’s have a swinging time at a diamond-shaped 90-degree angle!”
9. Why did the young mathematician become a comedian? To add some humor to the classroom, making learning as fun as a 90-degree recess!
10. What’s a square’s favorite game at recess? Four-square, of course – the ultimate game with all the right angles!
11. How does a rectangle express its emotions? It wears its heart on its sleeve – a sleeve with a perfect 90-degree fold!
12. Why did the young triangle join the school band? To share its musical talent and prove that even triangles can rock at a 90-degree angle!
13. What’s a right angle’s favorite bedtime snack? A slice of pi – a delicious treat at a mathematical 90-degree angle!
14. How did the little square help its friend who got stuck in a maze? It guided them through the labyrinth, ensuring they took all the right turns at 90-degree angles!
15. What did the circle say when it got dizzy? “I need to sit down and roll with it at a smooth 90-degree angle!”
16. Why did the young hexagon start a club? To show everyone the fun of having six equal friends, each with angles at 90 degrees!
17. What’s a parallelogram’s favorite subject in school? Parallel-o-gym – where it excels at all the right-angled sports!
18. Why did the little square bring a compass to art class? To draw the most perfect circles and squares, each with a precise 90-degree touch!
19. What did the polygon say to the teacher? “I promise to behave at a well-behaved 90-degree angle!”
20. Why did the young triangle become a superhero? To save the day by using its acute sense of justice and delivering justice at a sharp 90-degree angle!

20 More Side-Splitting Right Angle Jokes for Another Round of Laughs

1. Why did the angle go to therapy? It needed help straightening out its emotional issues at a 90-degree perspective!
2. How does a square express its love? With a card that opens at a perfect 90-degree angle – a love that’s both heartfelt and right-angled!
3. Why did the mathematician break up with their partner? The relationship just didn’t add up to a perfect 90-degree angle of compatibility!
4. What’s a rectangle’s favorite pickup line? “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te at a right angle!”
5. How did the protractor become a motivational speaker? It knew how to inspire people to turn their lives around at a positive 90-degree angle!
6. Why did the square start a podcast? To share its well-rounded opinions and insights, always delivered at a perfectly square 90-degree angle!
7. What did the acute angle say to the obtuse angle? “Let’s meet at a 90-degree compromise and make this relationship work!”
8. How did the triangle spice up its love life? By introducing a new angle – a thrilling 90-degree turn of passion!
9. Why did the right angle become a detective? It always knew how to uncover the straight truth and solve mysteries at a sharp 90-degree angle!
10. What’s a polygon’s favorite type of humor? The kind that comes at multiple angles – a laugh that’s both complex and perfectly 90 degrees!
11. Why did the square refuse to attend the party? It heard the dance floor wasn’t perfectly squared and didn’t meet its high 90-degree standards!
12. How does a circle handle stress? It rolls with the punches and spins into a state of relaxation at a well-rounded 90-degree angle!
13. Why did the mathematician throw a party for the number 90? It was a celebration with the perfect angle – a party that never went off tangent!
14. What’s a right angle’s favorite type of vacation? A cruise, of course – sailing smoothly through life at a constant 90-degree angle!
15. Why did the polygon become a chef? It loved cooking up recipes with a variety of angles, ensuring each dish was served at a flavorful 90-degree presentation!
16. How did the square navigate through life? By taking each step at a calculated 90-degree pace – a path that was both straight and purposeful!
17. Why did the parallelogram start a comedy club? To prove that humor could be presented with a unique twist, always delivering punchlines at an unexpected 90-degree angle!
18. What’s a rhombus’s secret talent? It can juggle multiple responsibilities and tasks, keeping everything in perfect balance at a diamond-shaped 90-degree equilibrium!
19. Why did the adult triangle join a dance class? To add some acute moves to its repertoire, always grooving at a stylish 90-degree angle!
20. How did the geometric artist become famous? By creating masterpieces with lines and shapes, each stroke carefully crafted at a meticulous 90-degree angle!

1. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the barbecue? He wanted to grill at the perfect 90-degree angle!
2. How does a dad measure success? By the number of dad jokes that leave people rolling their eyes at a predictable 90-degree rotation!
3. What’s a dad’s favorite workout move? The 90-degree bend – excellent for both fitness and dad humor!
4. Why did the dad always bring a protractor to the golf course? To ensure his swings were right on par at a precise 90-degree angle!
5. What’s a dad’s favorite TV show? The one that always provides a comfortable recline at a cozy 90-degree angle!
6. Why did the dad become a mathematician? He wanted to solve problems at a right-angled pace!
7. How does a dad prepare for a meeting? By practicing his 90-degree handshakes to make a great impression!
8. What’s a dad’s go-to dance move at weddings? The classic 90-degree dad shuffle!
9. Why did the dad bring a compass to the party? To ensure he always found himself at the center of attention – and at a perfect 90-degree angle!
10. What’s a dad’s favorite dessert? Anything that comes in a square shape, preferably with all sides at a right angle!
11. Why did the dad become a carpenter? He loved working with angles and ensuring everything fit snugly at 90 degrees!
12. What’s a dad’s favorite gardening tool? The 90-degree hoe – perfect for cultivating a garden with precision!
13. Why did the dad start a geometry club? To share his acute knowledge and keep discussions at a well-rounded 90-degree angle!
14. What’s a dad’s favorite type of pizza? The one that’s sliced into perfectly equal triangles – each with a delicious 90-degree slice of flavor!
15. How does a dad ensure his tie is always perfectly straight? By aligning it with his 90-degree sense of style!
16. Why did the dad go to architecture school? He wanted to learn how to build a future with a solid foundation of 90-degree plans!
17. What’s a dad’s favorite board game? Chess – because it involves strategic moves and lots of right angles!
18. Why did the dad bring a level to the beach? To ensure he could always relax on a perfectly flat towel at a comfortable 90-degree recline!
19. What’s a dad’s favorite math problem? The one that adds up to a solution at a right-angled 90 degrees!
20. Why did the dad become a comedian? He wanted to make sure everyone was laughing at his jokes – especially when they hit that perfect 90-degree punchline!

21. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many 90-degree problems!
22. Why was the obtuse angle so unpopular at parties? Because he was never right!
23. How do you cheer up a 90-degree angle? Tell it to “stay right!”
24. Why did the 90-degree angle go to school? To become a “degree” holder!
25. Why do right angles always get good grades? Because they’re always right!
26. Why did the 90-degree angle bring a ladder to the bar? To reach new heights!
27. What’s a 90-degree angle’s favorite exercise? Squats, because they’re all about that right angle!
28. Why don’t 90-degree angles tell secrets? Because they’re always straightforward!
29. What did the 90-degree angle say when accused of lying? “That’s obtuse! I’m always right!”
30. Why did the right angle apply for a job? Because it wanted to be a “corner” office worker!
31. Why was the 90-degree angle a good listener? Because it always gave the right angle of advice!
32. Why did the 90-degree angle break up with the circle? Because it couldn’t handle the curves!
33. What do you call a 90-degree angle that loves adventure? An “acute” explorer!
34. Why did the right angle start a podcast? To share its “right” perspectives!
35. What’s a right angle’s favorite type of music? Anything that’s a “right” hit!
36. Why do right angles never get lost? Because they always take the “right” turns!
37. Why did the right angle get promoted? Because it’s always on point!
38. Why did the 90-degree angle go to the gym? To get in the “right” shape!
39. Why did the right angle refuse to play hide and seek? Because it’s always found in the right place!
40. What’s a 90-degree angle’s favorite dessert? A “slice” of pi!

20 More Knee-Slapping Right Angle Jokes for Another Laugh Riot

1. What did the cheese say during math class? “I’m a wedge above the rest, always at a 90-degree angle!”
2. Why did the cheddar apply for a job in construction? It wanted to be a cheese grater, making sure everything was at a sharp 90-degree angle!
3. How does Swiss cheese keep things in order? It organizes everything into perfect hole-y squares at a delicious 90-degree tilt!
4. What’s a cheese’s favorite dance move? The Gouda Two-Step – a dance that’s as smooth as a 90-degree slice!
5. Why did the cheese become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to make sure everyone was laughing at its cheesy jokes, each with a sharp 90-degree punchline!
6. How does mozzarella stay calm in stressful situations? It takes a deep breath and imagines a peaceful pizza, perfectly divided into 90-degree slices!
7. What’s a cheese’s favorite angle? The right angle – because it’s always sharp and on point at 90 degrees!
8. Why did the cheese enroll in geometry class? It wanted to learn how to be grate at creating triangles with deliciously precise 90-degree corners!
9. How does a cheese stay cool in the summer? It finds shade under a cheese grater, enjoying the breezy 90-degree slices!
10. What did the cheesy DJ say at the party? “Get ready to cheddar the dance floor with some grate moves at a funky 90-degree beat!”
11. Why did the cheese join the circus? It wanted to show off its amazing balancing act, stacking cheese wheels at a perfect 90-degree angle!
12. What’s a cheese’s favorite game? Chess – because it loves the idea of strategically moving its pieces at a sharp 90-degree angle!
13. How does a cheese express its emotions? It melts into a puddle of happiness, forming a heart shape with all sides at a gooey 90-degree angle!
14. What did the cheese say on its vacation? “I’m having a gouda time, relaxing on the beach and soaking up the sun at a mellow 90-degree tilt!”
15. Why did the cheese become a detective? It had a knack for solving mysteries and uncovering the Swiss-perfect truth at a calculated 90-degree angle!
16. What did the cheese say to the wine at the party? “Let’s brie friends and have a gouda time, toasting to life at a sophisticated 90-degree clink!”
17. Why did the cheese start a band? It wanted to create harmonious melodies that would resonate with people at a cheesy 90-degree frequency!
18. How does blue cheese navigate through life? It embraces the twists and turns, always remaining cool and crumbly at a funky 90-degree angle!
19. What’s a cheese’s favorite pickup line? “Are you made of cheddar? Because you’re looking grate at a 90-degree angle!”
20. Why did the cheese break up with the cracker? It felt too confined – it needed space to spread out freely at a wide 90-degree angle!

1. Why did the angle go to the beach? It wanted to catch some rays at 90 degrees!
2. What do you call a right angle that’s also a musician? A square-dancer!
3. Why was the triangle always tired? Because it never got a-ROUND to a full 90 degrees of sleep!
4. How does an angle greet its friends? With a right-angled high-five!
5. Why did the mathematician become a carpenter? Because he was tired of dealing with irrational angles and wanted something more “right”!
6. What did the protractor say to the triangle? “You’re always so acute, try being a little more right sometimes!”
7. Why did the circle refuse to play with the square? Because it couldn’t handle the right angles!
8. What do you call an angle that’s full of energy? An acute one!
9. Why was the triangle always upset? Because it couldn’t make a complete turn without hitting 90 degrees!
10. How does an angle apologize? It says, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be so obtuse.”
11. Why did the square go to school? To get a-ROUND education in 90-degree thinking!
12. What’s a right angle’s favorite mode of transportation? The “right” angle!
13. Why was the protractor always stressed out? It couldn’t handle all the angles!
14. What did the 90-degree angle say to the 45-degree angle? “You’re half the angle I am!”
15. Why did the triangle break up with the circle? It couldn’t handle the constant curve-balls!
16. What do you call a shape that’s good at math? A pro-tractor!
17. Why did the square go to therapy? It couldn’t cope with its rigid 90-degree mindset!
18. Why did the angle go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a complementary angle to go with!
19. What did one angle say to the other? “Let’s meet at 90 degrees and make it right!”
20. Why was the protractor always so emotional? It couldn’t contain its feelings – they were all over the degrees!

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