Vaseline jokes
Why did the jar of Vaseline apply for a job? It wanted to be a smooth operator! What did the Vaseline say to the chapstick at the party? “Slide over, ...
Vitamin jokes
Why did the vitamin break up with the mineral? It felt it needed some space. What do you call a depressed vitamin? A vitamin D-ficient. Why did the vitamin go ...
Viola jokes
Why did the violist sit in the back of the orchestra? Because he didn’t want to be viola-ted by the conductor’s baton! What’s a viola’s favorite type of food? Viola-nnaise! ...
Vacation jokes
Why did the vacationing math teacher bring a beach towel? To soak up some rays and solve some problems in trigonometry! What did the beach say to the tide when ...
Virgo jokes
Why did the Virgo bring a ruler to the party? To measure up the competition! How does a Virgo navigate through a maze? With precise analysis and meticulous planning! Why ...
Volcano jokes
Why did the volcano go to therapy? It had issues with letting off steam. What did one volcano say to the other during an argument? “Lava alone!” Why did the ...
Vietnam jokes
Why did the pho refuse to fight? Because it was too noodle-y to be a Viet-cone! How does a Vietnamese mathematician solve problems? With Pho-rmulas! Why did the motorbike break ...
Vintage jokes
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! Why don’t skeletons fight ...
Valentine's day jokes
Why did the Valentine’s Day card go to school? Because it wanted to be well-read! What did the octopus say to its Valentine? I’m a sucker for you! Why did ...
Vanilla jokes
Why did the vanilla bean go to therapy? Because it had split personality issues! What did the vanilla say to the chocolate? “You’re just not my type, I prefer to ...
Volkswagen jokes
Why did the Volkswagen go to therapy? It had too many issues with its ex-haust. What do you call a Volkswagen that tells jokes? A Combi-comedian. Why did the Volkswagen ...
Vasectomy jokes
Why did the vasectomy go to the art museum? Because it wanted to see some snip-tures! What did one vasectomy say to the other? “Looks like we’ve been cut from ...
Vein jokes
Why did the vein refuse to carry the blood? Because it wanted to be the highway for chocolate instead! What do veins say when they’re feeling stressed? “I’m under a ...
Victoria's secret jokes
Why did the Victoria’s Secret model bring a ladder to work? Because she heard the angels were on a higher level! What did the bra say to the hat? “You ...
Velociraptor jokes
Why did the velociraptor bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the high shelf! How did the velociraptor feel after telling a joke? Prehistoric ...
Vomit jokes
Why did the stomach go to comedy school? To perfect its vomit-stand-up routine! What did the grape say after being thrown up? “I’m wine-ing about this experience!” Why did the ...
Vending machine jokes
Why did the vending machine become a stand-up comedian? It had a knack for delivering snacks and punchlines! What do you call a vending machine that tells jokes? A chuckle ...
Velcro jokes
Why did the velcro break up with its partner? Because it was tired of being stuck in a sticky situation! What do you call a group of velcro enthusiasts? Hooked ...
Vsauce jokes
Dive into the Vsauce vortex of wit and wisdom! Unearth 100+ hilariously cosmic jokes in this mind-bending blog post.
Vax jokes
Get ready to laugh with 100+ hilarious vax jokes that prove laughter truly is the best medicine. Click to inject some humor into your day!
Vegan jokes
Plant-based punchlines ripe for the picking! Dive into a veggie-filled world of laughter with our hilarious vegan jokes.
Vr jokes
"Gear up for a virtual rollercoaster of laughs! Explore the hilarious side of VR with these jokes that'll teleport you straight into a world of comedic immersion!"
Vape jokes
Laugh out loud with 100+ vape jokes! From misty puns to vapor quips, this collection will leave you in a cloud of giggles!
Video game jokes
Level up your laughter with pixelated punchlines! Dive into a digital delight of gaming gags galore.
Vegetable jokes
Harvest a laugh with 100+ veggie jokes! From punny peas to hilarious herbs, this garden of giggles will leave you in stitches!
Veterinarian jokes
Pawsitively hilarious jokes! Get ready to roar with laughter in this veterinarian-themed comedy extravaganza!
Vampire jokes
Bite into laughter with our sharp, witty vampire jokes! Perfect for a fang-tastic chuckle that'll leave you thirsting for more.
Volunteer jokes
"Get ready to LOL your way through the world of volunteering with our side-splitting jokes! Humor meets altruism in this hilarious blog post!"
Vegas jokes
Roll the dice on laughter with Sin City's finest jokes! Vegas humor that's a sure bet to leave you in stitches.
Viking jokes
"Prepare for a comedic raid of epic proportions! Dive into our Viking joke arsenal and conquer laughter like a true Norse conqueror! Pillage the punchlines now!"
Vietnamese jokes
"Dive into a hilarious world with our collection of Vietnamese jokes! From pho-nomenal puns to Saigon-side-splitting humor, get ready to LOL!"
Vacuum jokes
"Unleash the power of suction with these hilariously punny vacuum jokes! Prepare to be swept away by laughter in the cleanest comedy act yet!"
Vinyl jokes
"Get ready to spin with laughter! Dive into our collection of vinyl jokes for a groove-filled journey through music humor."