Stoichiometric jokes
Why did the stoichiometric solution break up with chemistry? Because it felt like it was getting too absorbed in the relationship! What did the chemist say when asked about his ...
Small hand jokes
Why did the small hand go to school? Because it wanted to get a little education! What did the small hand say to the big hand? “You’re a handful!” Why ...
Skating jokes
Why did the figure skater bring string to the rink? Because they wanted to tie the competition in knots! What do you call a group of figure skaters waiting for ...
Sound jokes
Why did the sound wave go to school? Because it wanted to get a little louder! What did the music note say to the sound wave? “You’re making some waves ...
Scared jokes
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field, but terrified of the office ghost! Why don’t ghosts ride elevators? They’re scared of lifting their ...
Screwdriver jokes
Why did the screwdriver break up with the hammer? Because it found a twist that really drove it nuts! What did the screwdriver say to the stubborn screw? “You’re really ...
Soup jokes
Why did the soup break up with the sandwich? It said, “You never appreciate my broth-erly love!” What’s a soup’s favorite type of exercise? Broth-ercise! Why don’t soups ever make ...
Sunflower jokes
Why did the sunflower break up with the rose? Because it needed some space to grow! What did the sunflower say to the bee? “You’re the pollen I’ve been looking ...
Sims jokes
Why did the Sim bring a ladder to bed? To reach their dreams faster! How does a Sim fix a broken heart? With a relationship cheat code! Why don’t Sims ...
Software jokes
Why did the software developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache! Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! Why don’t programmers like nature? It ...
Stingray jokes
Why did the stingray bring a suitcase to the party? Because it wanted to make a splash! What did the stingray say to the fish who kept hogging the spotlight? ...
Singing jokes
Why did the choir book a cruise? Because they heard it was a treble-worthy experience! What do you call a musical insect? A humbug! Why did the singer go to ...
Speeding jokes
Why did the speeding ticket cross the road? To catch up with the chicken! What’s a speeder’s favorite movie? “The Fast and the Furious (But Mostly Furious Because of the ...
Speedo jokes
Why did the speedo go to therapy? It had too many inseam issues. What do you call a speedo that tells jokes? A pun-die! Why don’t speedos ever get lonely? ...
Survey jokes
Why did the survey taker bring a ladder? To reach the “highly satisfied” responses! What did the survey say to the pencil? “Fill me in!” Why did the survey cross ...
Socialist jokes
Unveiling a treasure trove of socialist satire! Dive into a world where red humor rules and laughter is the currency of the collective.
Smile jokes
Why did the smile go to school? Because it wanted to be the face of education! What did the dentist say to the crooked smile? “You’re off the straight and ...
Stuffed animal jokes
Why did the stuffed animal bring a ladder to the party? Because it wanted to be the top dog! What do you call a stuffed animal that’s a great dancer? ...
So slow jokes
Why did the sloth become a comedian? Because its jokes are so slow, they give the audience time to catch their breath! Why don’t sloths ever get into arguments? Because ...
Snowball jokes
Why did the snowball break up with the ice cube? It felt their relationship was getting a bit too frosty. What do you call a snowball that can sing? Adele-flake! ...
Sculpture jokes
Why did the senator bring a ladder to the Senate floor? Because they heard the bills were going to be up for a “heightened” debate! Senate debates are like a ...
Stalker jokes
Why did the stalker break up with their GPS? It kept giving them directions to restraining orders. What’s a stalker’s favorite game? Hide and freak out! Why did the stalker ...
Snorkel jokes
Why did the snorkel break up with the scuba mask? Because it was tired of being overshadowed! What did the snorkel say to the fish? “Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming!” ...
Smoke jokes
Why did the smoke go to therapy? Because it felt like it was always being blown away. What did one smoke say to the other? “I’m just trying to find ...
Sheriff jokes
Why did the sheriff always carry a pencil? In case he had to draw his gun! What did the sheriff say to the clock? “You’re under arrest for being alarmed!” ...
Salmon jokes
Why don’t salmon ever argue? Because they know how to keep their gills shut! What did the salmon say when it hit the wall? “Dam!” Why are salmon such good ...
Sandwich jokes
Why did the sandwich go to therapy? It had too many layers of emotional baggage! What do you call a sandwich that you make at Thanksgiving? A turkey club! How ...
Skittle jokes
Why did the skittle apply for a job? It wanted to be a rainbow-tographer! What do you call a group of skittles performing a concert? A taste of harmony! How ...
Singer jokes
Why did the singer bring a ladder to the concert? Because they wanted to reach the high notes! What do you call a group of singing whales? An orca-stra! Why ...
Sandy hook jokes
Why did the sandcastle go to Sandy Hook? Because it heard the waves were killer! What did the beach say to Sandy Hook? “You shore know how to make waves!” ...
Sprite jokes
Why did the sprite go to school? Because it wanted to fizz-ically educate itself! What did the sprite say to the lemonade? “You’re just not as refreshing as me!” Why ...
Sicily jokes
Why did the Sicilian chef refuse to share his pasta recipe? Because it was a closely guarded family secret, just like the Mafia! How do Sicilian ghosts communicate? They use ...
Scorpion jokes
Why did the scorpion join a rock band? Because it wanted to rock its stinger! What did the scorpion say to the spider? “You spin me right round, baby, right ...
Sister in law jokes
Laugh out loud with 100+ hilarious sister-in-law jokes! Discover the fun side of family with these unexpected and witty one-liners.
Salad jokes
Why did the salad go to the art exhibit? Because it heard there would be plenty of dressing! What do you call a salad that’s always calm? A cool-cumber! Why ...
Statue of liberty jokes
Why did the Statue of Liberty start a band? Because she heard she had a ‘torch’ singer voice! What did the Statue of Liberty say to her visitors during a ...
Stupid jokes
Why did the stupid cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! How do you organize a space party? You planet! Why did the ...
Storage jokes
Why did the file cabinet break up with the storage locker? Because it couldn’t handle the commitment! What did the closet say to the attic? “I’ve got more skeletons in ...
Star trek jokes
Why did Captain Kirk start a bakery on the Enterprise? Because he wanted to boldly bake where no one has baked before! How many ears does Captain Spock have? Three ...
Silk jokes
Why did the silk fabric break up with the cotton fabric? Because it was tired of all the linty excuses! What did the silk scarf say to the wool sweater? ...
Stalin jokes
Why did Stalin always carry a pencil?Because he wanted to redraw the map of history. How does Stalin like his coffee?In a dictatorship. Why did Stalin refuse to play hide ...
Stem cell jokes
Why did the stem cell go to school? Because it wanted to excel in all its “cell” subjects! What did one stem cell say to the other during a football ...
Surgeons jokes
Why did the surgeon bring a ladder to the operating room? Because he heard the appendix was high in demand! Why don’t surgeons play hide and seek? Because good luck ...
Schnitzel jokes
Why did the schnitzel go to therapy? It had an existential crisis about being pounded flat. What do you call a nervous schnitzel? A chicken tenderloin. Why don’t schnitzels ever ...
Samus jokes
Why did Samus bring a ladder to the party? Because she heard the drinks were out of this world! How does Samus like her coffee? Metroidium! Why did Samus never ...
Sjw jokes
SJW jokes: Tickling taboos, flipping norms, and cracking up controversy in 130 characters or less!
Single jokes
Why did the single cell go to therapy? Because it had separation anxiety! Why did the single sock never find its match? It had commitment issues! Why did the math ...
Shelf jokes
Why did the shelf go to therapy? Because it had too many issues to keep it together! What did the shelf say to the wall? “I’ve got your back, support ...
Snowplow jokes
Why did the snowplow break up with its partner? Because it had too many plow commitments! What did the snowplow say to the blizzard? “I’m here to plow through your ...
Skateboard jokes
Why did the skateboard go to therapy? Because it had too many trucks to deal with! What do you call a skateboard with no wheels? A board meeting! Why was ...
Scarf jokes
Why did the scarf go to school? Because it wanted to learn how to tie itself! What do you call a magical scarf? A scarf-wizard! Why did the scarf break ...
Snoopy jokes
Why did Snoopy become an astronaut? He wanted to reach new “paw-sibilities” in space! What’s Snoopy’s favorite type of music? Beagle Bach, of course! Why does Snoopy never tell secrets? ...
Success jokes
Why did the successful mathematician break up with his calculator? Because it couldn’t handle the sum of his achievements! Why did the tomato turn red with envy? Because it heard ...
Salami jokes
Why did the salami break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle his meaty personality! What do you call a group of salamis playing music together? A meat band! ...
Strong jokes
Why did the weightlifter bring a ladder to the gym? Because he heard the bar was set really high! What did the dumbbell say to the weight plate? “You complete ...
Smartphone jokes
Why did the smartphone bring a pencil to the party? Because it wanted to take some notes on its touchscreen! How does a smartphone apologize? It sends a text saying, ...
Sweat jokes
Why did the sweat go to therapy? Because it had too many issues to perspire through. What did the sweat say to the deodorant? “Stop blocking my flow, I’m just ...
Scuba jokes
Why did the scuba diver bring a pencil underwater? To draw in a big breath! What do you call a group of musical scuba divers? The Deep Sea Orchestra! How ...
Square jokes
Why did the square go to therapy? It had too many issues with its corners! What did the square say to the circle at the party? “I’m just here to ...
Spice jokes
Why did the chili refuse to play hide and seek? Because it couldn’t find a good cayenne to hide behind! What do you call a spice that’s always on time? ...
Slow jokes
Why did the sloth become a librarian? Because it wanted to take things slow and check out life at its own pace. How do you know if a snail is ...
Stick jokes
Why did the stick break up with the branch? It needed space. What did one stick say to the other? “You make my heartwood skip a beat.” How do sticks ...
Spreadsheet jokes
Why did the spreadsheet go to therapy? It had too many unresolved cells. How does a spreadsheet greet people? With a pivot table wave. Why did the spreadsheet break up ...
Steal jokes
Why did the thief take a bath before stealing? Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! What do you call a stolen calendar? A date heist! Why did the ...
Scooter jokes
Why did the scooter go to therapy? Because it had a lot of “wheel” issues! What do you call a scooter that won’t stop talking? A motor-mouth! Why did the ...
Stop talk jokes
Why did the stop talk quit its job? Because it wanted to make a point. What did the stop talk say to the traffic light? “You’ve got competition.” Why did ...
Soy milk jokes
Why did the soy milk bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the top shelf! What did the soy milk say to the coffee? ...
Storm jokes
Why did the storm go to school? To get a little brighter! What did the storm say to the lightning? “You crack me up!” Why did the storm break up ...
Sick jokes
"Get ready to LOL despite feeling under the weather! Dive into hilarious sick jokes that'll cure your boredom faster than chicken soup. #LaughterHeals"
Sagittarius jokes
Why did the Sagittarius bring a map to the party? Because they always aim for adventure! How does a Sagittarius navigate through life? With a compass in one hand and ...
Shere khan jokes
Why did Shere Khan bring a ladder to the jungle? Because he heard the higher he climbed, the more “roar-some” the view! What’s Shere Khan’s favorite type of music? “Jungle ...
Squidward jokes
Why did Squidward bring a ladder to work? Because he wanted to climb the corporate (sea)ladder! What did Squidward say when he won the art contest? “I’m inkredibly talented!” Why ...
Sober jokes
Why did the sober person bring a ladder to the bar? To reach new heights without the booze! How does a sober person greet their friends at the pub? With ...
Sarah jokes
Why did Sarah bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house! How does Sarah organize a space party? She planets! Why did Sarah ...
Steeler jokes
Why did the Steeler bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the competition was high! What’s a Steeler’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal! How do Steeler fans ...
Scarecrow jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! What did the scarecrow say to the farmer? “Hay there, can I borrow your clothes for ...
Spam jokes
Feast on laughs! Dive into a comedic smorgasbord with jokes about spam. Spam-azing humor awaits!
Saint peter jokes
Why did Saint Peter refuse to play cards with the angels? Because they kept trying to shuffle the deck with their halos! What’s Saint Peter’s favorite type of music? Soul, ...
Seven jokes
Why was the number seven afraid of nine? Because seven heard that nine was a prime suspect in a series of odd crimes! What did one seven say to the ...
Sore throat jokes
Why did the sore throat go to school? Because it wanted to learn how to cough-culate! What did the sore throat say to the tonsils? “Quit hanging around, you’re making ...
Science teacher jokes
Why did the science teacher break up with the calendar? Because it had too many dates and not enough chemistry! What did the science teacher say to the disobedient electron? ...
Social worker jokes
Why did the social worker bring a ladder to work? Because they always aim to raise people up! What’s a social worker’s favorite kind of music? Pop, because they’re always ...
Smart car jokes
Why did the smart car break up with its partner? Because it said, “You drive me crazy!” What did the smart car say to the SUV? “You’re just a big ...
Siri jokes
Why did Siri break up with her calculator boyfriend? Because he couldn’t count on her! What do you call Siri’s favorite band? The Byte Stripes! Why did Siri go to ...
Shorts jokes
Why did the shorts go to therapy? They had too many issues to cover! What do you call a pair of talking shorts? A brief conversation! Why did the shorts ...
Spinach jokes
Why did the spinach break up with the kale? Because it couldn’t handle the pressure of their relationship, it was too much to leaf. What did the spinach say to ...
S'mores jokes
Why did the s’more break up with the chocolate? Because it found someone sweeter! What do you call a s’more that tells jokes? A pun in the oven! Why don’t ...
Sea urchin jokes
Why did the sea urchin apply for a job as a comedian? It wanted to spike up the laughter! What do you call a sea urchin who can play a ...
Semantic jokes
Why did the semantic web break up with the relational database? Because it couldn’t handle the commitment! Why was the semantic triple afraid of the query? Because it couldn’t handle ...
Spoon jokes
Why did the spoon go to therapy? It couldn’t handle the pressure of being spoon-fed lies! How do spoons communicate in secret? They use spoonerisms! Why did the spoon get ...
Sunday jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award on Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field, even in his Sunday best! What do you call a group of sunbathing frogs ...
Squid jokes
"Laugh your tentacles off with these ink-redibly funny squid jokes! Dive into humor like never before!"
Sky blue jokes
Why was the sky blue feeling down? Because it had the “Monday blues”! What did the sky blue say to the sun? “You light up my world like nobody else!” ...
Sea lion jokes
"Sea lions: The ocean's funniest clowns! Dive into laughter with these aquatic jesters. "
Screw jokes
Why did the screw go to therapy? Because it had too many issues to screw on its own! What did the screw say to the bolt? “You really turn me!” ...
Starbuck jokes
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged at Starbuck! What did the espresso say to the latte? “You’re steamed up about nothing!” Why did the coffee ...
Solar system jokes
Why did the sun break up with the moon? It needed space. What’s Saturn’s favorite party game? Ring-around-the-rosy. Why did Jupiter throw a party? Because it’s a gas giant! How ...