Rule jokes
Why did the rule break up with the comma? Because it felt too restricted by punctuation! What did the ruler say to the pencil? “You draw the line, and I’ll ...
Rooster jokes
Why did the rooster join a band? Because he had a real knack for drumsticks! What did the rooster say to the late riser? “You snooze, you lose… your breakfast!” ...
Racecar jokes
Why did the racecar break up with its girlfriend? Because it found someone faster on the track! What do you call a nervous racecar? Anxi-speedy! Why did the racecar bring ...
Ribs jokes
Why did the rib go to the party? Because it was the “life of the barbecue”! What did the baby rib say to the mama rib? “I’ve got a bone ...
Ryan jokes
Why did Ryan bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! What did Ryan do when he found out he was a wizard? ...
Root beer jokes
Why did the root beer go to therapy? Because it had too many bottling-up issues! What did the root beer say to the soda? “You’re just not my type, you ...
Rust jokes
Why did the Rust programmer go broke? Because he kept trying to borrow money from the borrow checker! What’s a Rust programmer’s favorite drink? Segfault-cola! Why don’t Rust developers get ...
Reese jokes
Why did the Roanoke colonist bring a dictionary to the New World? Because they heard the Lost Colony was missing words! Why did the Roanoke settlers always carry extra pens ...
Reading jokes
Why was the book always calm? Because it had spine-tingling stories to keep it grounded. What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book ...
Reverse cowgirl jokes
Giddy up for giggles! Uncover the uproarious world of reverse cowgirl with a roundup of rib-tickling jokes. Saddle up for laughter!
Resume jokes
Why did the resume break up with the cover letter? It felt it was being overshadowed. Why did the resume refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to deal with ...
Risk jokes
Why did the risk analyst break up with their calculator? Because it couldn’t handle their complex relationship with uncertainty! Why did the chicken cross the road? To calculate the risk ...
Red flag jokes
If they claim their favorite color is “red flag,” that’s a… well, you know. When their favorite hobby is collecting red flags, you might want to reconsider your relationship status. ...
Rainforest jokes
Why don’t rainforest animals ever get lost? Because they always stick to the canopy map! What do you call a lazy tree in the rainforest? Slogwood! Why did the jaguar ...
Rhino jokes
Why did the rhino bring a pencil to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a “pointed” affair! What did the rhino say to the other rhino ...
Railroad jokes
Why did the railroad break up with its partner? It couldn’t handle the locomotion. What did the train conductor say to the procrastinating passenger? “All aboard, or I’ll choo-choo-choose to ...
Roofer jokes
Why did the roofer bring a ladder to the comedy club? To raise the roof with laughter! What’s a roofer’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal! How do roofers stay ...
Raven jokes
Why did the raven join a rock band? Because it wanted to caw-llaborate! What did the raven say to its date? “I’m raven mad about you!” Why do ravens never ...
Reformation jokes
Why did the monk break up with his girlfriend during the Reformation? Because she said she was “Protestant” to commitment! How did the Reformation scholar fix his printer? He nailed ...
Reptile jokes
Why did the reptile bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the house! What do you call a reptile who is a skilled musician? ...
Rectal jokes
Butt out boredom with cheeky humor! Dive into our collection of rectal jokes guaranteed to crack you up.
Raider jokes
Why did the raider bring a ladder to the battle? Because they heard the enemy’s defenses were sky-high! What did the raider say to the treasure chest? “Open sesame… or ...
Recovery jokes
Why did the recovering computer refuse to take a break? Because it didn’t want to lose its reboot momentum! How does a broken pencil recover? It starts by drawing new ...
Retail jokes
Why did the scarecrow become a great retail assistant? Because he was outstanding in his field! What do you call a group of musical cash registers? A band of price ...
Roast jokes
Is your self-esteem on a diet? Because it could use a little more roast. You’re so slow, even your microwave gives up on you. If laughter is the best medicine, ...
Rabies jokes
Why did the dog with rabies become a DJ? Because he had a real knack for spinning “mad” tracks! What’s a rabid dog’s favorite dance move? The foamy shuffle! Why ...
Resident evil jokes
Why did the zombie apply for a job at Umbrella Corporation? It wanted a dead-end career! What’s a zombie’s favorite dance move? The Resident Evil Shuffle! Why did Jill Valentine ...
Ravioli jokes
Why did the ravioli break up with the spaghetti? It said, “I’m tired of being stuffed into a tight pasta relationship!” What did the ravioli say to the chef? “Don’t ...
Resolution jokes
My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate less, but I’ll start working on that tomorrow. Decided to take up meditation for my resolution, but I keep getting distracted by the ...
River jokes
Why did the river break up with the lake? Because it couldn’t handle the commitment! What do you call a river that’s always nervous? A babbling brook! Why don’t rivers ...
Rolling stone jokes
Why did the Rolling Stone become a geologist? Because they love rocks rolling! How does a Rolling Stone answer the phone? “Rock and roll, who’s calling?” What’s a Rolling Stone’s ...
Responsibility jokes
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field of responsibilities! Responsibility is like a boomerang. If you throw it away, it always comes back to ...
Rake jokes
Why did the rake go to therapy? Because it had too many tines of stress! What did the rake say to the garden? “Leaf me alone, I’m just here for ...
Rent jokes
Why did the landlord bring a ladder to collect rent? Because he wanted to raise the roof! What do you call a landlord who is also a magician? A rent-wizard! ...
Rock climbing jokes
Why did the rock climber bring a ladder to the gym? Because he wanted to take his training to new heights! What do you call a rock climber who never ...
Rock and roll jokes
Why did the rock star bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! What do you call a rock and roll band that only plays in the ...
Recipe jokes
Why did the recipe break up with the chef? Because it couldn’t handle the heat! What did the cookbook say to the chef? “Don’t be afraid to spice things up!” ...
Rope jokes
Why did the rope go to therapy? Because it was feeling a bit tangled up emotionally. What did the rope say to the frayed end? “Hang in there, buddy, we’ll ...
Roman numeral jokes
Why did the Roman numeral break up with the alphabet? Because it found it too “A-centric”! What do Roman numerals wear to bed? Pajama “V’s”! Why did the Roman numeral ...
Rainbow jokes
Why did the rainbow break up with the cloud? Because it found someone who colored its world brighter! What do you call a rainbow that’s also a musician? A chromatic ...
Roy moore jokes
"Roy Moore's escapades inspire laughs and gasps! Dive into a comedic journey through the headlines with these rib-tickling jokes!"
Roach jokes
Why did the roach become a comedian? Because it had a great sense of “bug-humor!” What’s a roach’s favorite genre of music? Rock and Roach! How does a roach answer ...
Repent jokes
"Repent for those snack sins! Hilarious confessions & redemption in just 130 characters! #RepentanceLaughs"
R jokes
Ready to ROFL? Dive into 100+ rib-tickling jokes about "R"! Brace yourself for roaring laughter and witty wordplay!
Rhymes jokes
"Rhyme your day with laughter! Get ready for wordplay wonders and pun-tastic surprises in these rib-tickling rhyme jokes. #WordplayLaughs"
Reunion jokes
"Reunion jokes that'll make you laugh 'til you cry - because life's better when old friends and puns collide! #Comedy #ReunionFun"
Roses are red jokes
"Roses are red, laughter is contagious! Dive into a garden of witty blooms with our rose-tinted jokes. Petals up for giggles!"
Rug jokes
Get ready to roll with laughter! Dive into our collection of rib-tickling rug jokes that'll sweep you off your feet!
Ring jokes
- Why did Shrek go to the bakery? He heard they had ogre-sized pastries!
- What's Shrek's favorite dance move? The ogre-twist!
- Why did Shrek become a comedian? Because he's great at delivering punchlines that pack an ogre-sized punch!
- What did Shrek say when he accidentally stepped on Donkey's tail? "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hoof it!"
- Why did Shrek bring a shovel to the party? He heard they were digging up some ogre-sized fun!
- What's Shrek's favorite bedtime story? "Jack and the Ogre-stalk"!
- Why did Shrek go to the library? He heard they had a great selection of ogre-chieving books!
- What did Shrek say when he saw a ghost in his swamp? "Ogre here, ogre now, let's get this ghost out!"
- Why did Shrek become a barber? He's great at giving people ogre-cuts!
- What's Shrek's favorite type of pizza? One with extra layers of onions!
- Why did Shrek bring a hammer to the party? He heard they were nailing the entertainment!
- What did Shrek say when he got a paper cut? "Ow-gre!"
- Why did Shrek become a detective? He's great at uncovering layers of mystery!
- What's Shrek's favorite TV show? "The Ogre-bachelor"!
- Why did Shrek become a scientist? He wanted to discover the secrets of ogre-genetics!
- What did Shrek say when he saw a unicorn in his swamp? "Well, this is a first! I've never seen a unifart before!"
- Why did Shrek bring a map to the desert? He heard there were ogre-sized sandcastles to be built!
- What's Shrek's favorite outdoor activity? Ogre-boarding!
- Why did Shrek become a chef? He's great at whipping up ogre-sized meals!
- What did Shrek say when he saw a rainbow? "Ogre the rainbow and through the swamp, to Far Far Away we go!"
Resurrection jokes
Get ready to laugh your way back to life with 100+ resurrection jokes! Unexpected, hilarious, and guaranteed to lift your spirits.
Rubik jokes
Crack a smile with Rubik's Cube humor! Get ready for a colorful collection of jokes that'll twist your funny bone.
Rib jokes
Get ready for 100+ rib-tickling jokes that'll have you laughing till your sides ache! Dive into a world of hilarious humor and endless chuckles!
Ranch dressing jokes
Dive into a ranch-flavored laugh riot with jokes that'll leave you dressing for success!
Ramen jokes
Slurp up giggles galore! Dive into a bowlful of belly laughs with our ramen-inspired joke fest.
Roller skate jokes
Roll into laughter with 100+ roller skate jokes! From rink puns to wheel-y funny quips, these will keep you spinning with giggles!
Referee jokes
Laugh out loud with 100+ hilarious referee jokes! Discover the funniest moments from the world of umpires, judges, and officiators.
Rushmore jokes
"Discover 100 rib-tickling jokes about Rushmore! Monumental laughs await in this comedic tribute to America's iconic landmark."
Red riding hood jokes
"Get ready for a whimsical ride through the woods! Dive into our collection of hilarious Red Riding Hood jokes that'll have you howling with laughter in no time. #FairyTaleFun"
Robot jokes
"Gear up for giggles with robot jokes! Sparks fly as circuits collide in this laugh-packed blog post extravaganza!"
Ranger jokes
Get ready to laugh out loud with our unexpected and witty ranger jokes! Short, punchy, and full of surprises. Dive in now!
Rum jokes
Sail through waves of laughter with our rum-diculous jokes! From groggy puns to spirited humor, this blog is your ultimate port of call for a barrel of laughs.
Recycling jokes
Laugh till you recycle! Dive into a bin of eco-humor with jokes that'll make your green heart giggle. ♻️
Roman jokes
Unearth 100+ Roman-themed jests: from gladiator giggles to chariot chuckles, conquer laughter like a true emperor!
Raisin jokes
Satisfy your laughter cravings with a raisin-packed punchline parade! Get ready to chuckle your way through our raisin-inspired joke collection.
Root canal jokes
"Root canal got you grimacing? Laugh it off with our tooth-tingling collection of hilarious dental jokes! "
Romeo jokes
Chuckle through Verona's streets with 100+ rib-tickling riffs on Romeo! Dive into love's comedic chaos with a jestful twist.
Russia jokes
"From bears on unicycles to vodka-fueled wisdom, explore the quirky side of Russia in a hilarious collection of jokes!"
Roller coaster jokes
Roller coaster giggles guaranteed to loop your laughter and plunge you into a whirlwind of humor!
Rain jokes
Rainy day? No problem! Dive into a deluge of giggles with our hilarious collection of rain-themed jokes! ☔️
Renaissance jokes
Indulge in 100 Renaissance jests! From jesters to scholars, humor reigns supreme in history's vibrant tapestry.
Reddit jokes
"Uncover the punchlines of the digital forum with Reddit-inspired humor that'll make you upvote laughter! Dive into our witty blog post."
Rabbit jokes
Hop into hilarity with rabbit jokes! From puns to punchlines, this fluffy-fueled frenzy guarantees laughs galore.
Rapper jokes
"Unleash your inner rap fan with hilarious twists on your favorite artists. From puns to punchlines, groove to these rapper jokes now!"
Restaurant jokes
Feast on laughter with savory restaurant jokes! From chef's mishaps to food puns, savor the comedic menu in our flavorful blog post.
Rex jokes
Roaring with laughter! Dive into a jungle of Rex-tastic jokes that'll leave you in stitches.
Rock band jokes
Rock on with laughter! Dive into a symphony of jokes about rock bands that'll have you riffing with hilarity in no time.