Puma jokes
Why did the puma become a comedian? Because it had a killer sense of “puma”! What did the puma say when it won the race? “I guess you could say ...
Plant jokes
Why did the plant start a band? Because it had great roots for music! What did the flower say to the bee? “Bee yourself, I’m just here for the nectar!” ...
Plastic jokes
Why did the plastic bag go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional knots! What did the plastic bottle say to the ocean? “I’m feeling a little empty inside.” ...
Poutine jokes
Why did the poutine go to therapy? It had a lot of gravy issues. What did the poutine say to the French fries? “You’re just not curd enough for me.” ...
Psychic jokes
Why did the psychic bring a ladder to the séance? To reach the next level of spiritual connection! What do you call a psychic banana? A medium banana! Why did ...
Pumpkin spice jokes
Why did the pumpkin spice get a job at the comedy club? Because it had a great sense of “pumpkin humor!” What did the pumpkin spice say to the coffee? ...
Punctuation jokes
Why did the comma break up with the period? Because it felt like it was always being used to take pauses in the relationship. What did the question mark say ...
Phish jokes
Why did the phish join the band? Because it wanted to scale up its net worth! What did the phish say when it got caught? “I’m just here for the ...
Patriot jokes
Why did the patriotic computer go to therapy? Because it had too many unresolved issues with its motherboardland. What do you call a patriotic snowman? Uncle Slam! Why was the ...
Professor jokes
Why did the professor bring a ladder to class? Because he heard the stakes were high in academia! What do you call a professor who loves to garden? A pro-fessorticulturist! ...
Pressure jokes
Why did the barometer break up with the thermometer? Because it couldn’t handle the pressure! What did the stressed-out balloon say to its friend? “I’m feeling a lot of hot ...
Patrick's day jokes
Why did Patrick bring a ladder to the pub on Patrick’s Day? To reach the top of the Irish cheer! What do you call Patrick when he’s throwing a huge ...
Pacemaker jokes
"Need a jumpstart for your funny bone? Dive into our shocking pacemaker jokes that'll tickle your heart, guaranteed!"
Piano jokes
Why did the piano break up with the accordion? Because it found their relationship too *key*board. What’s a pianist’s favorite type of pasta? Penne-ist! Why did the piano go to ...
Pink elephant jokes
Why did the pink elephant bring a suitcase to the party? Because it heard it was going to be trunk-tastic! What did the pink elephant say to its friend? “Stop ...
Prenup jokes
Why did the lawyer bring a pen to the prenup meeting? To sign on the dotted line and seal the deal with a “pre-nuptial” agreement! What do you call a ...
Polka jokes
Why did the polka band break up? Because they couldn’t handle the accordion-ly large egos! What did the polka dancer say when they were asked to stop? “I’m sorry, I ...
Pagliacci jokes
Why did Pagliacci bring a ladder to the comedy club? Because he heard the jokes were going over everyone’s heads! What did Pagliacci say to the procrastinating clown? “Stop clowning ...
Peter jokes
Why did Peter Best bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! Peter Best tried to start a bakery, but it turned into ...
Pimp jokes
Why did the pimp bring a ladder to work? Because he heard the streets were getting high. What’s a pimp’s favorite part of the newspaper? The classified ads. Why did ...
Pole jokes
Why did the pole get promoted? Because it had outstanding support! What did the pole say to the wind? “You can’t push me around, I’m grounded!” Why did the scarecrow ...
Pixel jokes
Why did the pixel break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle his resolution! What did one pixel say to the other pixel? “I pixel you’re the one for ...
Pistachio jokes
Why did the pistachio go to therapy? Because it had a shell-f identity crisis! What do you call a nervous pistachio? Shell-shocked! Why did the pistachio break up with the ...
Phonetic jokes
Why did the phonetic alphabet break up with the regular alphabet? Because it said, “I need someone who can pronounce their letters properly, not just spell them!” Why did the ...
Palm tree jokes
Why did the palm tree go to school? Because it wanted to learn how to leaf a good impression! What did the palm tree say to the coconut tree? “You’re ...
Portuguese jokes
Por que o português colocou o computador na geladeira? Porque ele queria navegar na web fria! Como se chama um português que fica no meio do caminho? Manuel de Meio! ...
Polyamory jokes
Why did the polyamorous mathematician break up with his partners? Because he couldn’t find a formula for love triangles! What do you call a polyamorous octopus? A “multi-tentacled” relationship expert! ...
Personality jokes
Why did the extroverted computer programmer break up with the introverted artist? Because they couldn’t find a compatible interface! Why did the perfectionist cross the road? To get to the ...
Plumber jokes
Why did the plumber break up with his girlfriend? Because she kept draining his energy! What did the plumber say to the leaky faucet? “Water you doing?!” Why did the ...
Portal jokes
Why did the portal fail its driving test? Because it kept getting stuck in reverse! What did one portal say to the other during an argument? “You need to open ...
Photoshop jokes
Why did the graphic designer break up with Photoshop? Because it kept layering on the drama. What do you call a group of Photoshop users? A blend mode. Why did ...
Plaid jokes
Why did the plaid shirt go to therapy? Because it had too many mixed feelings! What did the plaid fabric say to the sewing needle? “You really have to pin ...
Parasite jokes
Why did the parasite go to the party? Because it heard there was a host with the most! What do you call a parasite that’s always late? A tardy worm! ...
Plague jokes
From the medieval mirth of the Black Death to modern pandemic punchlines, brace for contagious laughter with our plague joke collection!
Prison jokes
Unlock a cell full of laughter with 100+ prison jokes that turn bars into punchlines and bring humor to the hard life behind walls!
Paddle jokes
Why did the paddle refuse to play cards? Because it was afraid of getting a splinter flush! What did the paddle say to the canoe? “You’re just a vessel for ...
Pharmacist jokes
Why did the pharmacist become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow his own prescription plants! What did the pharmacist say to the rude customer? “Sir, I’m sorry, but we’re ...
Passover jokes
Why did the matzah go to school? Because it wanted to be a little bit more well-rounded! What did the grape say when it got stepped on during Passover? Nothing, ...
Periodic table jokes
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all its friends argon. Why was the periodic table so good at basketball? Because it had all the elements for a winning team! ...
Paul walker jokes
Fuel your laughter tank with turbocharged humor! Dive into a joyride of jokes about Paul Walker that'll have you speeding towards stitches in no time.
Piccolo jokes
Why did the piccolo go to therapy? Because it had too many high notes and needed to find its balance! What’s a piccolo’s favorite type of math? Multiplication, because it ...
Protractor jokes
Why did the protractor break up with the ruler? Because it couldn’t handle being straight all the time! What did the protractor say to the angle? “Stop being so obtuse!” ...
Pine cone jokes
Why did the pine cone go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little “needled” by life. What did the pine cone say to the tree? “Stop needling me, I’m ...
Parachute jokes
Why did the parachute break up with its partner? Because it needed some space! What did the parachute say to the skydiver? “I’ve got you covered!” Why don’t parachutes ever ...
Post office jokes
Why did the post office worker go to art school? Because they wanted to learn how to draw the perfect stamp! What do you call a post office employee who ...
Pale jokes
Why did the paleontologist break up with their partner? Because they were tired of dating someone who couldn’t handle their fossils! What do you call a ghost that’s terrible at ...
Pelican jokes
Why did the pelican refuse to share its fish? Because it didn’t want to scale down the fun! What do you call a pelican who loves to dance? A beak-n-beat ...
Poison jokes
Dive into a toxic trove of humor with poison jokes that will leave you laughing...or perhaps feeling a bit queasy!
Punk jokes
Why did the punk rocker bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to take the music to a whole new level! How many punk rockers does it take ...
Pubes jokes
"Unravel 100+ hairy, hilarious jokes about the tangled world of pubes in this rib-tickling blog post! Get ready to laugh your way through the bush!"
Peter pan jokes
Why did Peter Pan never get lost in the forest? Because he always had a Never-Compass! What’s Captain Hook’s favorite restaurant? The Second Star to the Right, because the food ...
Pythagoras jokes
Why did Pythagoras refuse to play hide and seek with his students? Because he always found them using the square root of their hypotenuse! How did Pythagoras make friends? By ...
Parrot jokes
Why did the parrot go to school? Because he wanted to be a poly-glutton! What’s a parrot’s favorite game? Squawk, Paper, Scissors! Why did the parrot sit on the clock? ...
Powerpoint jokes
Why did the PowerPoint presentation go to therapy? It couldn’t slide into anything without a transition! Why did the font want a vacation? It was tired of being under constant ...
Pilates jokes
Why did the Pilates instructor bring a pencil to class? To sketch out some killer core moves! What do you call a Pilates class for cows? Mootations! Why did the ...
Porpoise jokes
Why did the porpoise bring a suitcase to the party? Because it heard there was going to be a “fin”ale! What do you call a porpoise with a sense of ...
Puberty jokes
Why did puberty join the circus? Because it wanted to show off its new tricks! Puberty is like a rollercoaster – it has its ups and downs, and sometimes you ...
Parkinson jokes
Why did the Parkinson’s patient become a gardener? Because they had a natural talent for shaking things up! How does someone with Parkinson’s answer the phone? They just shake and ...
Pearl harbor jokes
"Sink into laughter with jokes about Pearl Harbor! A comedic twist on history's ripples. Unexpected chuckles await!"
Perfume jokes
Why did the perfume go to therapy? It had too many issues bottled up. What did the perfume say to the cologne? “You’re scent-sational!” Why was the perfume lonely? It ...
Pink floyd jokes
Why did Pink Floyd never play hide and seek? Because no matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t find another brick in the wall! What did the Pink Floyd album ...
Pheasant jokes
Why did the pheasant join a comedy club? Because he heard they had some really “fowl” jokes! What do you call a pheasant who tells jokes? A comedi-hen! Why did ...
Poor taste jokes
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. ...
Pottery jokes
Why did the clay cross the road? To get to the other kiln! What do you call a pottery studio that’s always late? Behind the kiln times! Why do potters ...
Perverts jokes
Why did the pervert go to school? Because he heard they had a lot of ‘exposure’! What did the pervert say when he found out about online privacy settings? “Privacy? ...
Peasant jokes
Why did the peasant bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! How does a peasant fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin ...
Party jokes
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with! What do you call a party for ghosts? A boo bash! Why don’t ...
Pesto jokes
Why did the pesto go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment – always afraid of getting too saucy! What did the basil say to the pine nuts ...
Physical therapy jokes
Why did the physical therapist bring a ladder to work? To help patients reach their goals! What’s a physical therapist’s favorite dance move? The rehab shuffle! Why did the skeleton ...
Prison guard jokes
Why did the prison guard become a comedian? Because he had a captive audience! What’s a prison guard’s favorite dance move? The cell block shuffle! Why did the prison guard ...
Pedicure jokes
Why did the pedicurist break up with their partner? Because they said their relationship was toe-much to handle! What did the pedicurist say to the difficult client? “You’re giving me ...
Paper clip jokes
Why did the paper clip blush? Because it heard it was going to be in a top-secret document! What did the paper clip say to the document? “Hold on, I’ve ...
Pony jokes
Why did the pony become a musician? Because it had a great mane for the tambourine! What do you call a pony who loves to tell jokes? A little neigh-sayer! ...
Pipeline jokes
Why did the pipeline go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues. What did the pipeline say to the river? “I’ve got a flow problem too!” Why did the ...
Pope jokes
Why did the pope go to the store? Because he heard they had holy water on sale! What do you call a pope who loves to garden? The Holy Seeder! ...
Phlebotomist jokes
Why did the phlebotomist become a comedian? Because they knew how to draw a good laugh! What’s a phlebotomist’s favorite type of humor? Vein jokes – they always get to ...
Pennywise jokes
Why did Pennywise bring a ladder to the circus? Because he wanted to reach new heights in his terrifying acts! What’s Pennywise’s favorite dessert? Scream-filled cupcakes! Why did Pennywise become ...
Pronounce jokes
Why did the linguist go to jail? Because he couldn’t pronounce his sentence! How do you greet a linguist? “Hyphenated Birthday!” Why don’t linguists ever get lost? Because they always ...
Pollen jokes
Why did the pollen go to therapy? It had pollen-issues! What did the bee say to the flower after a date? “Thanks for the pollen-tastic time!” Why did the pollen ...
Peta jokes
Why did the PETA activist bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! How does PETA like their eggs? Vegan, of course! They ...
Pearl necklace jokes
Why did the oyster throw a pearl necklace party? Because it wanted to show off its inner shine! What did the pearl necklace say to the clam? “You complete me!” ...
Public speaking jokes
Why did the microphone apply for a job as a stand-up comedian? It wanted to speak up and make a stand in public! Public speaking is a lot like coffee ...
Paella jokes
Why did the paella break up with the seafood? It said, “You’re too shellfish for me!” What do you call a magician who makes paella disappear? A saucery chef! Why ...
Pans jokes
Why did the pan go to therapy? Because it had too many trust issues with non-stick coatings! What did the pan say to the chef? “Don’t flip out, but I’m ...
Pepsi jokes
Why did the Pepsi can go to therapy? It had too much fizz-tress! What did the Pepsi say to the Coke? “You’re soda-pressing.” Why was the Pepsi can a great ...
Plum jokes
Why did the plum go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart fruit! What did the plum say to the apple? “You’re the apple of my eye, but ...
Postman jokes
Why did the postman take up gardening? Because he wanted to deliver mail seeds! What did the postman say to the mailbox? “You’ve got mail… and it’s a love letter!” ...
Pepper spray jokes
Why did the pepper spray become a motivational speaker? It always knows how to bring tears of joy! What did the pepper spray say to the seasoning rack? “I’ve got ...
Pigeon jokes
Why did the pigeon bring string to the party? Because it wanted to tie the room together! What did the pigeon say to the comedian? “You’re really winging it up ...
Pumpkin jokes
Why did the pumpkin go to school? Because it wanted to be the head of the gourd! What did the pumpkin say to the gardener? “Quit squashing my dreams!” How ...
Pyramid jokes
Why did the pyramid refuse to play cards? It was scared of getting a Sphinx up its sleeve! Why was the pyramid always calm? It knew how to keep its ...
Poverty jokes
Why did the penny go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little “cents”-less. What do you call a broken can opener in a poor neighborhood? A can’t opener. Why ...
Platypus jokes
Why did the platypus bring a ladder to the pond? Because it heard the water was shallow, but it wanted to be absolutely sure! What do you call a platypus ...
Paranoia jokes
Why did the paranoid man bring a ladder to bed? He was afraid of falling asleep and missing something. Two paranoid people walk into a bar. They immediately assume everyone ...