Maxim jokes
Why did the maxim go to therapy? It needed a little self-help! What did one maxim say to another in a heated argument? “Let’s minimize the drama!” Why did the ...
Molecule jokes
Why did the molecule go to school? Because it wanted to be a well-educated cell! What did the excited molecule say when it finally bonded? “I’ve got chemistry with you!” ...
Microscope jokes
Why did the microscope break up with the telescope? Because it couldn’t handle a long-distance relationship! Why did the microbiologist bring a microscope to the bar? To get a closer ...
Meiosis jokes
Why did the cell go to therapy? It had trouble dividing its feelings during meiosis. Meiosis told Mitosis a joke. Mitosis didn’t get it because it only had one phase ...
Mini cooper jokes
Why did the Mini Cooper apply for a job? It wanted to make a “compact” impression! How does a Mini Cooper stay cool? It has a great “air-cooper” system! What ...
Meringue jokes
Why did the meringue refuse to fight? Because it was too whipped to be beaten! What did the meringue say to the lemon curd? “You’re the zest thing that ever ...
Mental hospital jokes
Why did the scarecrow get a job at the mental hospital? Because he was outstanding in his field! What do you call it when a joke is told in a ...
Moss jokes
Why did the moss go to therapy? It had deep-seated issues! What did one moss say to another during a dance party? “Lichen it up on the dance floor!” Why ...
Microsoft office jokes
Why did the PowerPoint presentation go to therapy? It had too many unresolved transitions. Why did the Excel spreadsheet break up with the Word document? It couldn’t handle the formulas ...
Mike wazowski jokes
Why did Mike Wazowski become an optometrist? Because he only had eyes for you! Why was Mike Wazowski always the star of the Halloween party? He had all the best ...
Mineral jokes
Why did the mineral go to therapy? Because it had too many issues with its cleavage. What did the geologist say to the annoying mineral? “You’ve got some serious schist.” ...
Metric system jokes
Why did the metric system break up with the imperial system? Because it couldn’t handle all the inches! How does the metric system solve its problems? It just meters them ...
Moonshine jokes
Why did the moonshine apply for a job as a comedian? It wanted to still the show! What did the moonshine say to the whiskey at the party? “Let’s shine ...
Middle finger jokes
Why did the middle finger go to school? Because it wanted to learn how to point out all the bad grammar in people’s sentences. What’s the middle finger’s favorite dance ...
Microphone jokes
Why did the microphone go to therapy? Because it couldn’t handle all the feedback. How does a microphone apologize? It says, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to amplify the situation.” ...
Manager jokes
Why did the manager bring a ladder to work? Because they heard the corporate ladder is the only way to climb to success! What did the manager say to the ...
Mullet jokes
Why did the mullet apply for a job? Because it wanted to be the mane attraction! What do you call a mullet on a mathematician? A prime cut! Why did ...
Membrane jokes
Why did the cell membrane break up with the cytoplasm? Because it said, “You’re just too fluid for me!” What did the lipid bilayer say to the integral protein? “You ...
Math teacher jokes
Why did the math teacher go to therapy? Because he had too many problems. What did the math teacher say when he lost his pencil? “I’ve lost my prime writing ...
Model jokes
Why did the model break up with its computer? It couldn’t handle the constant debugging of their relationship. How does a model apologize? It sends an error message saying, “I ...
Metallica jokes
Why did Metallica go to school? To learn how to master the “Enter Sandman” drowsy riff! What’s Metallica’s favorite type of sandwich? A “Master of Puppets” on rye! Why don’t ...
Mountain climber jokes
Why did the mountain climber break up with his girlfriend? Because she said his peak was too high maintenance! What did the mountain climber say to the boulder blocking his ...
Midwest jokes
Why did the farmer bring a ladder to the cornfield? Because he heard the corn was “a-maize-ing” and wanted to get a closer “earful”! What do you call a cow ...
Mountain man jokes
Why did the mountain man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the rocks! How does a mountain man start his day? With a ...
Make a wish jokes
Why did the genie refuse to grant the baker’s wish? Because he kneaded more dough to rise to the occasion! What did the wish-granting star say to the meteor? “Make ...
Me too jokes
"Unlock 100+ uproarious 'Me Too' jokes! Brace for belly laughs and comedic gold in this side-splitting collection. Dive in now!"
Man bun jokes
Why did the man bun go to therapy? Because it was tired of being knotted up inside. What do you call a man bun at a rock concert? A headbanger’s ...
Mime jokes
Why did the mime go to school? To learn the art of silent studying! What do you call a mime in a snowstorm? An invisible snowman! Why was the mime ...
Mouse trap jokes
Why did the mouse become a magician? Because it always knew how to escape from the mouse trap! What do you call a mouse who’s a master of evasion? A ...
Moron jokes
Dive into a whirlwind of wit with jokes about morons! Laugh till your sides ache in this comedic journey through absurdity.
Masseuse jokes
Get ready to LOL as we knead out 100+ hilarious jokes about masseuses! From spa giggles to muscle-bound puns, this post is sure to rub you the right way.
Muppet jokes
Why did the Muppet go to the doctor? Because he felt a little “Fozzie”! What do you call a Muppet who loves to dance? A “Kermit the Tap”! Why did ...
Matt jokes
Why did Matt bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! What’s Matt’s favorite type of music? Matt-rock! How does Matt organize a ...
Middle name jokes
Why did the computer name its middle name “Byte”? Because it needed a bit of memory! My friend’s middle name is “Danger,” so he always introduces himself as a cautionary ...
Maxine jokes
Why did Maxine bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the high shelf! What did Maxine do when she found out she could time ...
Mitch hedberg jokes
I bought a dictionary, but when I looked up “Mitch Hedberg,” it just said, “See ‘genius.'” My dentist asked me if I flossed. I said, “Only when I’m trying to ...
Masochist jokes
Why did the masochist start a bakery? Because they kneaded the dough but enjoyed the pain in the buns. Why did the masochist become a locksmith? Because they loved the ...
Memory loss jokes
Why did the forgetful person break up with their calendar? Because they kept forgetting their dates! What did the memory loss patient say to their phone? “Sorry, I can’t remember ...
Mexican jokes
"Taco 'bout a fiesta! Get ready to salsa your way into laughter with spicy Mexican jokes that'll guac your world! Ole!"
Mouth jokes
Why did the mouth go to school? Because it wanted to become a word wizard! What’s a mouth’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop, because it loves to drop beats! Why ...
Monster jokes
Why did the monster bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the food was “to die for”! What do you call a monster who loves to dance? The ...
Mormon jokes
"Unveil the holy hilarity! Dive into a divine collection of Mormon jokes that'll leave you laughing 'til revelation."
Milf jokes
"Get ready to laugh with MILF jokes that'll leave you in stitches! Your sense of humor is about to get a serious upgrade."
Medicare jokes
Why did the Medicare card break up with the insurance policy? Because it wanted freedom from co-pays! Why did the doctor carry a ladder to work? To reach those high ...
Moby jokes
Why did Moby bring a ladder to the concert? Because he heard the music was on a higher level! How does Moby take his coffee? With a little bit of ...
Movie jokes
Why did the movie go to therapy? Because it had too many plot holes! What did the popcorn say to the movie theater? “Butter be ready for a reel good ...
Molasses jokes
Why did the molasses go to therapy? Because it had a slow drip problem! What do you call a molasses with a sense of humor? A sweet joker! Why don’t ...
Mono jokes
Why did the mono go to therapy? It had a splitting headache from dealing with all its personalities! What did the mono say to the stereo? “You may have more ...
Mentor jokes
Why did the mentor bring a ladder to class? Because they heard the stakes were high for reaching the top! How does a mentor make their coffee? They steep it ...
Mamma jokes
Why did mamma always bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house! How does mamma stay cool during the summer? She’s the master ...
Machinist jokes
Why did the machinist become a comedian? Because he knew how to turn a dull moment into a cutting-edge joke! How does a machinist stay in shape? By doing lathe-robics! ...
Miss you jokes
I miss you like a bookmark misses the page it belongs to. You’re as missed as a sunny day during a rainy week. I miss you more than a plant ...
Moist jokes
"Dive into a moisty adventure! 100+ jokes to soak your sense of humor. Get ready to giggle, chuckle, and maybe even squirm a bit. Let the moist hilarity begin!"
Matter jokes
Get charged up with atomic hilarity! Dive into a universe of puns, particles, and laughter with our matter-themed joke collection!
Manatee jokes
Dive into a sea of laughs with manatee jokes! From gentle giants to ocean jesters, get ready to flipper-flop with laughter.
Measurement jokes
Measure up your laughter with jokes that span the length, width, and depth of measurement humor!
Memory jokes
Get ready to laugh your memory off! Dive into a collection of hilarious memory jokes that'll leave you forgetting your troubles.
Marines jokes
"Semper Funny! Dive into a battalion of marine-inspired jokes and unleash waves of laughter. Oorah to humor!"
Math jokes
Unearth the numerical hilarity in our math joke anthology! From witty one-liners to clever equations, prepare to LOL your way through! #MathJokes #Humor
Michigan jokes
"Michigan: Where seasons change faster than you can say 'wait, what's the weather again?'. Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs!" #PureMichiganHumor
Michael jackson jokes
Moonwalk into hilarity with our Michael Jackson joke collection! Laugh along with 100+ jests that'll have you moonwalking on air.
Meta jokes
Laugh at laughs with jokes about jokes! Dive into meta-comedy gold in this hilarious blog post.
Manufacturing jokes
Dive into a laughter-fueled factory floor! 100+ manufacturing jokes to spark joy and weld smiles.
Music jokes
Get ready to laugh out loud with 100+ music jokes that hit all the right notes. Perfect for musicians and music lovers alike!
Minister jokes
Laugh with 100+ hilarious jokes about ministers! Discover the holy humor behind the pulpit and enjoy a divine dose of comedy.
Mustard jokes
"Tickle your taste buds and funny bone with a tangy twist! Dive into a saucy selection of mustard jokes that'll leave you in stitches."
Monkey jokes
Monkeying around never felt so hilarious! Dive into a jungle of jokes that'll have you swinging from laughter vines in no time.
Moon jokes
Discovering the humor of the East Coast is like unearthing a treasure trove of joy. As we wrap up our journey through these rib-tickling anecdotes, remember, the laughter doesn't end here. Explore more mirth-filled moments featuring our beloved Newfoundlanders on our site. Don't miss out on the giggles and grins that await you. Keep the chuckles rolling and the smiles shining bright!
Marriage jokes
"Unlock the laughter in wedded bliss! Dive into hilarious takes on marriage in our blog—where 'I do' meets 'LOL'."
Mad cow disease jokes
"Got beef? Unleash a mad cow laugh riot! Hilarious jokes guaranteed to make you moo-ve with laughter. Don't miss the udderly funny madness!"
Momma jokes
"Crack up with these surprising and hilarious momma jokes! Short, sharp, and guaranteed to tickle your funny bone."
My body is a temple jokes
Indulge in 100+ divine giggles as we celebrate the quirks of our temple-like bodies!
Mickey mouse jokes
Giggles galore await in our Mickey Mouse joke extravaganza! Get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughter with our whimsical collection.
Military jokes
March into hilarity with our arsenal of military jokes! From boot camp banter to battlefield humor, we've got you covered. Lock and load your laughter!
Museum jokes
Discover hilarious museum jokes that will make you laugh out loud! Dive into a world where art meets comedy in the most unexpected ways.
Mosquito jokes
Buzz into laughter with 100+ hilarious mosquito jokes! Perfect for swatting away boredom and itching for some fun.
Miners jokes
Dig into laughter with 100+ miner jokes that strike gold! These hilarious gems will have you chuckling like a prospector on payday.
Microbiologist jokes
Microbial humor unleashed! Dive into a petri dish of laughter with jokes tailored for microbiologists. Get ready to LOL your microbiome off!
Movie theater jokes
Lights, camera, laughter! Dive into a world of cinematic hilarity with our collection of movie theater jokes. Guaranteed to tickle your funny bone in 130 characters or less!
Mattress jokes
Discover 100+ hilarious mattress jokes that will keep you laughing all night! Dive into the world of bed-bound humor and tickle your funny bone.
Mechanical jokes
Gear up for a laugh-a-minute mechanical extravaganza! Dive into a world of bolts, nuts, and hilarious punchlines in this uproarious blog post!
Morning jokes
Start your day with 100+ uproarious morning jokes that'll have you laughing through your coffee!
Mona lisa jokes
"Unveil the enigmatic muse's comedic side! Mona Lisa's mysteries meet laughter in a collection of surprising jokes."
Minion jokes
Get ready to giggle! Dive into a minion-infested world of laughter with jokes that'll have you in stitches.
Microwave jokes
Zap into laughter with a microwave-themed joke bonanza! From reheated humor to sizzling puns, your funny bone won't be spared!
Mermaid jokes
"Dive into laughter with mermaid-themed humor that will leave you hooked! ♀️ Sea what we did there?"
Morning wood jokes
Kickstart your day with laughter! Dive into our witty takes on morning wood that'll surprise and tickle your funny bone.
Missouri jokes
"Prepare for side-splitting hilarity with jokes about Missouri! From the Show-Me State's quirks to its colorful characters, laughter awaits!"
Microsoft jokes
Uncover hilarity in the code with Microsoft's rib-tickling mishaps and gaffes! Dive into tech's funniest side with our joke-packed blog post.
Monk jokes
Enter the monk's comedic sanctuary! Embark on a laughter-filled journey with jokes that'll leave you chanting for more.
Meat jokes
Get ready to grill up some laughter with our meaty repertoire of jokes! From rare chuckles to well-done punchlines, it's a carnivorous comedy feast!
Meaning of life jokes
Discover existential hilarity! Dive into a cosmos of laughter with jokes about life's ultimate riddle.
Mannequin jokes
Discover 100+ hilarious mannequin jokes that will leave you laughing out loud! Perfect for a quick humor fix and guaranteed to surprise you!
Maintenance jokes
Discover 100+ hilarious maintenance jokes! From DIY disasters to quirky fixes, prepare for nonstop laughs in the world of repairs and upkeep.