Kingdom of Knee-Slappers – “K” kicks off kooky capers! Kindle your spirits in a kingdom of knee-slapping knacks and kitschy kicks.
Keen for some kooky kicks? "K" is your key! Delve into a kingdom where kangaroos keep karaoke nights or kittens kite-surf on keyboards. This kingdom of knacks kindles a kaleidoscope of knee-slapping, kitschy kicks. Keep coming to "K" for continual comedy!
Why did the KGB agent bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were “top secret”! What’s a KGB agent’s favorite type of music? Spy-fi. Why don’t ...
Why did the king go to art class? Because he wanted to draw his own crowning achievement! How does a king keep his castle cool? He uses his royal fans! ...
The kind of guy who brings a portable charger to parties instead of snacks. The kind of guy who thinks a 10-minute conversation counts as deep emotional bonding. The kind ...
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. What ...
Why did Krampus refuse to join the gym? He said he already had enough devilish workouts chasing naughty kids! What’s Krampus’ favorite type of music? Heavy metal, of course—it’s the ...
Why did the kosher chicken cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken! What did the kosher pickle say to the cucumber? “You’ve got to dill with it!” Why don’t ...
Why did the karaoke singer bring a ladder? Because they were aiming for those high notes! What do you call a karaoke singer with a cold? A sniffling sensation! Why ...
Why did the keto dieter break up with bread? Because it was too high in carbs and always loafing around! What’s a keto dieter’s favorite type of math? Subtraction, because ...
Why did the karate student break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle his choppy relationship. What did the karate master say to his disobedient student? “You better shape ...
Why did the kind-hearted mathematician always help others? Because he knew it was integral to his nature. What do you call a generous insect? A kind-bug! Why did the compassionate ...
Why did the knight bring a ladder to the duel? To reach new heights in swordsmanship! What’s a knight’s favorite type of humor? Joust kidding! How does a knight party? ...
Why did the kangaroo get a promotion? Because he was always a jump ahead! What’s a kangaroo’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop! Why don’t kangaroos get lost? They always follow ...
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Why did the kitchen broom get a raise? Because ...
Why did the chicken cross the road in Kentucky? To get to the fried chicken festival! What did the Kentucky farmer say to the lost cow? “You butter head back ...
Why did the knick knack go to therapy? Because it had too many issues to fit on its shelf! What did the knick knack say to the clumsy person? “Handle ...
Why did Keller become a stand-up comedian? Because he knew how to deliver a punch(line) with precision! What’s Keller’s favorite type of humor? Dry wit, just like his sense of ...
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