Banter Bonanza – “B” brings the belly laughs! Buckle up for a bonanza of brilliant buffoonery and bubbly banter.
Behold the bounty of "B" - a bank of belly-aching banter and brilliant buffoonery. Navigate through nuances of nuttiness and nuggets of naughtiness. From bears on bicycles to bees being bonkers, "B" births a bonanza of boisterous banter. Get on the "B" boat of brilliance!
Why did the Burner bring a ladder to Burning Man? Because they heard the art was on another level! How do Burners navigate Burning Man? They follow the trail of ...
Why did the big head bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were “head and shoulders” above the rest! How does a big head exercise? It ...
Why did BoJack start a landscaping business? Because he wanted to mow down his problems. What did Todd say when he found BoJack’s autobiography? “Looks like this book is full ...
Why did Bugs Bunny bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the carrots were on the house! What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop, of course! Why did ...
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had a bad case of the “byte” Jitters! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ...
Why did the Bluetooth device break up with its partner? Because it was tired of being paired with the wrong device! What did the Bluetooth speaker say to the phone? ...
Why did the bratwurst refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always relished being in the spotlight! What did the bratwurst say to the hot dog? “You’re just a ...
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, but his jokes were corny. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. ...
Why did the booger break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t handle his snot-nosed attitude! What did the booger say to the tissue? “You blow me away!” Why did ...
Why did the bad driver bring a ladder in the car? To reach new heights in terrible driving! What’s a bad driver’s favorite kind of music? Brake beats! Why did ...
Why did the bagpipe player go to therapy? Because they couldn’t find a way to stop blowing off steam! What do you call a bagpipe player in a rock band? ...
Why did the brie refuse to attend the party? Because it was too cheesy. What do you call a cheesy joke about brie? Gouda one! Why did the brie break ...
Why did the buccaneer bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the high seas! What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of music? Buccaneer-rap! How do ...
Why did the nose refuse to work overtime? Because it didn’t want to pick up any extra “scent”sations! Why did the foot go to school? To improve its “toe”-tally! Why ...
Why don’t Broadway actors ever get lost? They always follow the script! How do Broadway stars stay cool during summer rehearsals? They stand next to the fans! Why did the ...
Why did Bubba bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! What did Bubba say to his computer? “You’ve got some ‘byte’ on ...
Why did the barium go to school? To improve its atomic number skills! What do you call barium that’s always calm? Ba-lanced. Why did the doctor prescribe barium? To add ...
Why did the bach refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always got too Bach-ward! What do you call a bach who loves classical music? A Bach-lorette! How does ...
Why did the coconut go to the Bahamas? Because it heard the waves were “nuts” there! What’s a pirate’s favorite Bahamian food? Arrrr-gula salad! Why did the conch shell break ...
Why don’t bassists play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding a bass amp! Why did the bassist bring a ladder to the gig? To reach the high notes in ...
Why did the baiter bring a ladder to the bar? To raise the stakes! What’s a baiter’s favorite instrument? The hook harp. Why did the baiter apply for a job ...
Why did the boxer bring string to the ring? To tie up the loose ends of his opponent’s strategy! What’s a boxer’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline, because ...
Why did the BBQ grill become a stand-up comedian? Because it knows how to bring the heat and sear-iously entertain! What do you call a BBQ that tells jokes? A ...
Why did the bench get promoted? It had outstanding support! What did one bench say to the other? “I’ve got a leg up on the competition!” Why did the bench ...
Why did the bodybuilder bring a ladder to the gym? To reach the next level of gains! What’s a bodybuilder’s favorite ice cream flavor? Biceps and cream! How does a ...
Why did the bonsai tree break up with its partner? Because it needed space to grow. What did the bonsai tree say to the gardener? “I’m pining for your attention!” ...
Why did the budget go to therapy? It had too many issues! What did the accountant say about the tight budget? It’s cutting expenses to the “penny-alty” box! Why did ...
Why did the boomerang go to school? Because it wanted to be a “throw” scholar! What did the boomerang say to the frisbee? “I always come back for more!” How ...
Why did the body shop owner go to therapy? Because they were feeling unaligned! What did the car say to the body shop? “I’m feeling a little rusty, can you ...
Why did the bat miss the baseball game? Because he got caught hanging upside down at the cave’s entrance! What do you call a bat that likes to tell jokes? ...
Why did the bagel go to school? Because it wanted to be a little more well-rounded! What did the bagel say to the loaf of bread? “You’re just a crusty ...
Why did the blue-haired person bring a ladder to the party? Because they heard the sky’s the limit! What do you call a group of blue-haired people? The Azure Crew! ...
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? Because it said, “concentrate!” How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. Why did ...
Why did the blackjack dealer break up with his girlfriend? Because she kept hitting on him! What do you call a blackjack player who’s always lucky? A card shark dressed ...
Why did the bullet break up with the gun? Because it wanted to be a free spirit! What did one bullet say to the other bullet at the shooting range? ...
Why did the Brazilian chef go to therapy? Because he couldn’t stop saucing up his life! What do you call a Brazilian who’s also a magician? A São Paulo prestidigitator! ...
Why did the BMW break up with the road? It found a smoother relationship elsewhere. What’s a BMW’s favorite type of music? Car-aoke. How does a BMW apologize? It says, ...
Why did the butler bring a ladder to the dinner party? Because the host asked for a high-class service! How does a butler greet a ghost? “How may I assist-boo ...
Why did Walter White become a chef? Because he knew how to cook up some killer recipes! What’s Jesse Pinkman’s favorite game? Monopoly, because he loves dealing with properties. Why ...
Why did the bunga go to school? Because it wanted to be a bouquet-ician! What did the bunga say to the bee? “Pollen is my favorite accessory!” Why was the ...
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw Bloody Mary naked! What do you call a vampire’s favorite drink? Bloody Mary, of course! Why did the celery break up with ...
Why did the brownie go to therapy? Because it had a lot of emotional layers to unpack! What did the chocolate syrup say to the brownie? “Let’s stick together, we ...
Why did the black ice go to therapy? Because it had a slippery identity crisis! What did one piece of black ice say to the other? “I’ve got a chillingly ...
Why did the banana split refuse to play cards? Because it was tired of always being “split”! What did the banana split say to the ice cream? “You complete me.” ...
Why did the bridge go to therapy? Because it had too many arch issues. What did the bridge say to the river? “Stop flowing, you’re making me beam!” Why was ...
Why did the banquet feel so confident? Because it knew how to “plate” its cards right! What did the banquet say to the dessert table? “You’re just so sweet, it’s ...
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! What did the banana say to the monkey? Stop taking me for granted! Why did the banana ...
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Why did the bed bug skip breakfast? Because it preferred a bite in bed! What did the bed bug say to the mattress? “You’re my favorite hiding spot; let’s snuggle!” ...
Why did the hipster refuse to leave Brooklyn? Because he heard the artisanal kale was just too mainstream anywhere else! What’s a Brooklynite’s favorite type of math? Subtraction, because they’re ...
Why did the botox therapist never lose an argument? Because they always had a smooth comeback! What do you call a botox party? A wrinkle-free fiesta! Why did the scarecrow ...
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