A-list Antics – “A” for absolute amusement! All aboard the laughter locomotive powered by “A”-class antics.
Anchoring the alphabet, "A" astounds with an array of absolute amusements. Delve into anecdotes amplified with absurdity, and let your amusement arteries be appeased. Whether it's an alligator's afternoon or an apple's adventure, "A" assures an avalanche of amusement. Ready for an "A"-mazing time?
Why did the apartment break up with its tenant? Because they couldn’t handle the commitment to a long-term lease! What’s an apartment’s favorite type of music? Hip-hops and leases! Why ...
Why did the aristocrat bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the high society! How does an aristocrat apologize? With impeccable manners and a ...
Why did the abs go to therapy? They had too many core issues! What do you call a group of fit mathematicians? Six-pack of abs-tronomers! Why did the abs break ...
Why did the villager bring a ladder to the party? Because they heard it was going to be a high-flying bash! What do you call a cranky villager who loves ...
Why did the airplane break up with the airport? Because it needed space. What do you call a mischievous airplane? A “plane” troublemaker! How do airplanes greet each other? They ...
Why did the actor bring a ladder to the audition? Because they heard the role required them to reach new heights! How does an actor apologize? They say, “I’m sorry ...
Why did the anarchist bring a ladder to the protest? Because they wanted to take things to the next level! How many anarchists does it take to change a light ...
Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the party? Because it wanted to find its way around without hopping into any trouble! What do you call a koala who ...
Why did the apple pie break up with the pumpkin pie? It needed some space! What do you call a pie that’s always on time? Apple-punctual! Why did the computer ...
Why did the anteater win the award for best detective? Because he always gets to the bottom of every ant mystery! What do you call an anteater who loves to ...
Why did Aladdin go into the dry cleaning business? Because he heard it was a great way to make magic carpets look brand new! What does Aladdin do when he’s ...
Why did the algae break up with the seaweed? Because it wanted some “space” in the ocean! What did one algae say to the other during photosynthesis? “You’re really branching ...
Why did the ant go to school? Because it wanted to be an intelligent ‘ant-ellectual’! What do you call an ant who’s a great dancer? A ‘rave’ ant! Why did ...
"From tango mishaps to mate mayhem, dive into Argentine humor with a twist! Brace for belly laughs from Buenos Aires to the Andes in this comedic journey!"
Why did the alphabet soup go to therapy? It had too many issues with its letters! What do you call a mischievous alphabet soup? Consonant trouble! Why did the letter ...
Why did the apple go to school? Because it wanted to be a “smart” apple! What did the apple say to the worm? “Stop bugging me, I’m trying to concentrate!” ...
Why did the computer take up philosophy? It wanted to process the meaning of life, one algorithm at a time. How do you organize a space party? You planet, and ...
Why did the asteroid bring a suitcase to space? Because it wanted to be a shooting star with luggage! What do you call an asteroid that’s a big fan of ...
Why did Aquaman bring a ladder to the ocean? Because he heard the fish were feeling down and wanted to lift their spirits! How does Aquaman communicate with whales? Through ...
Why did the arrogant computer refuse to turn on? Because it believed pressing its power button was beneath its dignity. How does an arrogant mathematician solve problems? By looking down ...
Why did the airplane break up with the airport? Because it needed some space! What did the airport say to the airplane that was running late? “You’ve really missed your ...
Why did the arranged marriage couple go to the dentist? To get their smiles aligned perfectly for the wedding photos! What do you call two arranged marriage enthusiasts? A match ...
Why did the avocado break up with the tomato? Because it couldn’t handle the salsa pressure! What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed? Holy guacamole! Why was the ...
Why don’t alligators like fast food? Because they can’t catch it! What did the alligator say after eating a clown? Tastes funny! Why did the alligator bring a suitcase to ...
Why did the couple celebrate their anniversary at the zoo? Because they wanted to reminisce about the wild times! What did one anniversary card say to the other? “I’m envious ...
Why did the bed break up with the pillow? It couldn’t handle the extra fluffiness! What did one bed say to the other? “I dream of you every night!” Why ...
Why did the alpaca bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were on the top shelf! What did the alpaca say to its therapist? “I’m tired ...
Why did Abraham Lincoln never get lost? Because he always had a compass in his hat! What did Abraham Lincoln say to his opponent in a debate? “I’ll be honest, ...
Why did the albino refuse to play hide and seek? Because they said, “I always stand out, there’s no hiding these pearly whites!” What do you call an albino comedian? ...
Why did Andrew bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! What did Andrew say to the computer? “You make me byte-sized happy!” ...
Why did the arranged marriage couple have such a successful honeymoon? Because they both knew how to compromise! What do you call an arranged marriage between a chef and a ...
Why did Ariel refuse to play hide and seek with the other mermaids? Because she’d always get caught by her “fishy” smell! How does Ariel communicate with her underwater friends? ...
Why did the Austrian chef become a comedian? Because he wanted to turn schnitzel into schnick-schnack-schnuck jokes! How do Austrians greet each other in the morning? With a yodelicious “Guten ...
Why did the Adderall cross the road? To increase its focus and attention span on the other side! How does Adderall greet its friends? With an extra dose of enthusiasm ...
Why did the donkey sit on the clock? Because he wanted to be on time with his ass-ignments! What do you call an adventurous donkey? A dare-ass! Why did the ...
Why did the Apple Watch break up with its charger? Because it needed some space to recharge its relationship status. What did the Apple Watch say to the fitness tracker? ...
Why did the alien break up with his girlfriend? Because she needed “space”! How do aliens throw a party? They planet! What do you call an alien spacecraft that sings? ...
Astronomy meets hilarity in this star-studded collection of astrophysicist jokes! ✨ Laugh your way through the cosmos with wit that's out of this world!